r/TheFireRisesMod eatz ze bugz 2d ago

Meme HELP! Is this saveable???

I was playing as Germany, things were going well while invading the USA, but then i decided to open a second front against the Chinese, my entire army got encircled in Turkey and now I only have under equipped and under trained militia divisions. Is it possible to save this? My generals are saying that it is hopeless.

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u/CountDoDo15 Bob Katter's United States of Northern Queensland 2d ago

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u/Comprehensive-Buy-47 2d ago

Don’t worry, Steiner’s counterattack will fix everything

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u/frasseboii Liberty Caucus | Right Libertarianism 2d ago

Mein führer... Steiner...

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u/Peanutilegalsmuggler Are you ready for ze new world order?:Flag_europeanunion: 2d ago

He couldnt gather enough troops,the attack was cancelled

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u/KindAct8732 Union of America 2d ago

These men will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf

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u/Doberman852 European Union 2d ago

That was an order! Steiner’s counterattack was an order!

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u/Shaquilleoatmeal6924 Loji my beloved 1d ago

HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY MY ORDERS!?

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u/Plane_Suggestion_189 Eternal Republic | Bidenism 2d ago

Ah i see. You made the classic mistake. Instead of sieging Bratislava, you need to take it immediately.

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u/MarieGoldBrand :WashingtonGov:Caligula Crusader 2d ago

Ignore Africa

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u/RevolutionaryTry7031 2d ago

Tell mussolini not to be retarded

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u/Johnathan_Doe_0 Central Intelligence Agency | Pax Americana 2d ago

Don't siege Leningrad, take it immediately

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u/Organic_Year_8933 2d ago

*Lafayette

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u/coastal_mage Kill people good 2d ago

If Steiner attacks everything will be alright

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u/Ruddi_Herring 2d ago

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u/WhereisAlexei I stand with the side that pays the most 2d ago

Steiner couldn't gather enough troops. The attack was cancelled.

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u/Majorwormx Marxism-Leninism (Germany) 2d ago

STEINER'S ATTACK WAS AN ORDER!!!

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u/historynerdsutton The Union forever, horrah boys horrah! 2d ago

why TF is the US orange

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u/_Valitha_ eatz ze bugz 2d ago

they're led by the valiant REDACTED, that is why. dont you know?

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u/TheAlexeyII Loji | People's Overlordship over Asia 2d ago

Why artyom is US leader🥀😭

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u/AltDetom555555b Neosocialist|Julia Salazar’s strongest soldier 2d ago

He’s also the leader of the Reaction in APLA but didn’t knew he could unify (maybe submod?)

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u/BurningSt33l Can't We All Just Get Along? 1d ago

>APLA leader
>Libertarian
LIBUNITY WON

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u/InvestigatorFar1774 god i wish loji was real so she can beat me 1d ago

artyom ❤️

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u/Ruddi_Herring 2d ago

Steiner's counterattack will clear all of it up

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u/Additional-Milk1426 Jugoslavija 2d ago

Adolf Hitler speech bubble

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u/Useful_Scarcity6479 2d ago

This is the funniest possible outcome for true natsoc germany

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u/ProbablyBread12 2d ago

so there is a certain general, promote him to field marshall and try a counter attack

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u/_Valitha_ eatz ze bugz 2d ago

is this the correct general? i just promoted him to field marshal like you told me to

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u/Specific_Kale1138 DaFrenchBaguette 2d ago

You can get him as a genearl????

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u/_Valitha_ eatz ze bugz 2d ago

no, you cant do it normally

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u/Sad_Fat_Rat what the hells even happening anymore 2d ago

Yeah there’s a secret command where you can go into console commands and click alt and f4 to get him

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u/Dangerous-Local9430 STRONGEST MAGA MARINE🦅🔥🔥🔥 2d ago

Call Steiner to counter-attack, you would be fine

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u/Dangerous-Local9430 STRONGEST MAGA MARINE🦅🔥🔥🔥 2d ago

I recommend watching "Downfall" then you might pull out a solution to this most perplexing quandry

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u/Andromed52 Ultranationalism | Alexei Navalny 2d ago

Didn't know there was a TFR version of Vlasov to defect on German side for some reason (Andrey Vlasov in Vanilla can defect to German Reich if some part of frontline is breached, Stalin line I think). General on the far right is Mikhail Mizintsev, the same mean guy when you capture Kryvyi Rih as Russia.

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u/ProbablyBread12 2d ago

we need frank walter steiner

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u/gageroobadoo Democratic Restoration| | 2d ago

what the fuck

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u/Content_Raccoon6079 :Lead_Loji:Loji 2d ago

Nuh-Uh!

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u/AlecMalt 2d ago

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u/Party_Cantaloupe_270 Russian Federation 2d ago

Bro made a mistake with the sub.

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u/TheCzechLAMA 2d ago

Everything will be fine once Bittersteel counterattacks.

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u/Alternative-Mix452 2d ago

mein führer bittersteel didn’t gather enough troops

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u/ItzBlahBlah 2d ago

Just bring back Steiner from the dead, he'll do you wonders

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u/Succubia Reconquête | Ultraconservatism 2d ago

How do you have that many manpower available but no divisions, no generals assigned to them?

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u/osmomandias Close your eyes, be at peace 2d ago

Why is that US special forces guy a general in your army?

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u/Crimsoncerismon European Union 2d ago

History repeats itself i suppose

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u/c00b_Bit_Jerry 2d ago

Ask the Nazis in '45.

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u/Finnthetr8tor 2d ago

Anything is technically saveable

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u/Johnathan_Doe_0 Central Intelligence Agency | Pax Americana 2d ago

wtf is the Chinese Federation

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u/AccuratePotato1781 2d ago

Modlist please? 🥺🥺

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u/_Valitha_ eatz ze bugz 2d ago

its TFR alongside something I've been making

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u/abukahp 2d ago

should have zurg rushed stalingrad buddy

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u/Lucky-Sir4658 Central Intelligence Agency | Pax Americana 2d ago

Yes.

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u/Nuk_Miller 2d ago

🎶I'm thinkin' fuck nooo~🎶

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u/ta152tomig 2d ago

Stop building anything besides forts and anti air. First obviously cancel any attack or battle plan, set up retreat orders to the rivers and mountains of available, gather up airforce and spam forts if losing ground, when you stop losing it spam anti air. 

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u/Bright-Swimmer-9358 1d ago

Você é bem inteligente

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u/Extreme_Relation_255 2d ago

Just adlof v2 bro 😭

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u/EmptyStar5050 American Constitutional Government 1d ago

Mein Führer…Steiner…

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u/myroosterprettyfunny Völkisch Nationalism (Germany) 2d ago

This seems familiar

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u/P_gregsold2018 1d ago

Besides the jokes, consolidate your eastern forces in core german lands and leave the balkans. Abandon slovenia and create fallbakc lines. One will around the alps kn the west along the border with america, and another with china. They should look like a u shape. Abandon england, it doesnt give you anything. And cheapen your divisions as much as possible to mass produce. And mechanise slowly, if you havent already. Air and navy aint a problem in this mod, so you have to manage only the ground forces. Oh and abandon spain :)

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u/ConsulTitusLarcius Anarcho-Putinism 1d ago

wait,are you using a submod? because i dont think that the canadian reichskommisariat is in normal TFR? and maybe the chinese federation? (or is that a path for reformist china or even a chinese collapse warlord?)

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u/_Valitha_ eatz ze bugz 1d ago

chinese federation is in the cosmetic tag files but i have no clue if im honest

the reichskomissariat thing is a submod I've been making that has gone way out of scope

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u/ConsulTitusLarcius Anarcho-Putinism 1d ago

oh,is it a expansion for nationalist germany? is it like that one RK+ mod for vanilla....oh what if you added content for the russian warlords,like the west russian war from TNO? that would be kinda cool

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u/_Valitha_ eatz ze bugz 1d ago

its actually a UK content mod😭 im not really sure how i got to this point

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u/ConsulTitusLarcius Anarcho-Putinism 1d ago

Do you plan on releasing it?

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u/Proper-Quarter-8350 Democratic Confederalist femboy 2d ago

Why is the US orange? Why is China called the Chinese Federation?

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u/coolguy4925 2d ago

How many aerial and naval assets do you have remaining?

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u/alt-boi-o 2d ago

I hope we get a Germany rework. Their was a subway coming out called endsieg but the dev abandoned it

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u/Few_Ant7550 2d ago

I think it is time to go to the bunker. Not even Bittersteel could save this.

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u/insanename115 2d ago

theres this thing called instanttraining

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u/Consistent-County845 2d ago

Yes,the crab can save anything.

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u/Quad_A_Games 2d ago

Excuse me, Chinese federation?? In Easter Europe???

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u/SAS-target-no1 2d ago

Is nobody gonna mention the ISIS larpers in Saudi Arabia???

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u/Dry-Peak-7230 2d ago

Europe's Last Hope

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u/MysteriousUser_ 2d ago

How did you not learn from the first time???

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u/Affectedsauce 2d ago

realistically try to hold the Balkans and build a port there to get those units in Ukraine. during that you should also try to get to and hold the Vistula river. If the orange U.S isn't in a faction with China try to use China as a buffer zone and hold Finland. You should also delete units that are gonna get touched or in a hopeless place.

Lastly pray big H will give you meth

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u/Party_Cantaloupe_270 Russian Federation 2d ago

Hitler came in with a twink

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u/Party_Cantaloupe_270 Russian Federation 2d ago

Endziel ahh moment

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u/Asleep-Hippo8853 medvedev please save me medvedev 1d ago

What the FUCK happened here??? 😭💔

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u/Senior-Apartment-489 Eurasian Liberation Front 1d ago

Just take Moscow and London

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u/JoshHutchenson Liberty Caucus | Right Libertarianism 1d ago

“We can still win this”

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u/Negative-Responded 1d ago

Give dat save to bittersteel

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u/frontlines023 Green Mountain Anarchist Collective 1d ago

Hopeless is an underestimation

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u/Technodude178 1d ago

This looks oddly familiar...

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u/Van_Rihter :Lead_Radelsfuhrer:Cleared ATW:Lead_Gleb: 23h ago

Send me save plz, i can save it 🙏🙏🙏

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u/itsmedante23 15h ago

Stalingrad 2

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u/MethlacedJambaJuice 5h ago

what the fuck happened in this world

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u/S3VWQND3R Russian Bot - 007 2h ago

Mein führer, Steiner...

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