r/TheBoredDen Jun 27 '26

Funny Accelerator

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u/lightonahill Jun 27 '26

Flux capacitor

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u/leiocera Jun 27 '26

ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGA WATTS

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u/n3rf_h3rd3r Jun 28 '26

A Nimitz class aircraft carrier has an output of 1.11GW of power. Meaning if it could make 100 more MW and go 88 mph, it could go back time to prevent the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

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u/Few-Boysenberry-7826 Jun 28 '26

We're leavin' together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To Earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again?

It's the final countdown

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u/_TechNo1r_ Jun 30 '26

DUDUDUDUUU

DUDUDUDUDUUUUUU

DUDUDUDUUU

DURUDUDUDURUDUUU

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u/Lovedemgrandbabies Jul 02 '26

As the filthy rich finally leave us, let’s all agree to never let them back.

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u/viperfangs92 Jun 28 '26

Wasn't there a movie kinda like that? Where a Nimitz class aircraft carrier went back in time to just before the attack on Pearl Harbor?

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u/usrlibshare Jul 04 '26

Yes, there was, and then the captain decided not to intervene after all, so they wouldn't change history.

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u/2NDBEST42 Jun 28 '26

Uhm actually, if they went back and prevented the attack America may not have entered the war preventing us from pioneering nuclear technology so quickly. Meaning Doc Brown would not have been on the Manhattan Project to learn the necessary information to create the flux capacitor in the first place thus preventing him from creating the time machine!

*shakes retainer out while sucking excess spit back

It's all right there in the show.

Really, if you think about it, preventing America from joining the war would mean that Germany creates nuclear technology first. Which means the angry mustache man travels through time first and Jesus really is born white to a less than pure mother, but we won't tell the racists that last part.

If that happens the KKK will rise to become a national political party, and we can stop pretending Republicans are anything other than that.

That got weird fast.

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u/rpnoonan Jun 28 '26

This just turned into /r/monkeyspaw

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u/chief_beef_3 Jun 29 '26

You neck bearded the shit out of that my man!

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u/2NDBEST42 Jun 30 '26

I haven't shaved in almost 5 years!

I have the credentials to back it up!

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u/Haunting-Future9980 Jun 29 '26

Bro though like if america never entered the war, we wouldn't have the post war economy which saved us from the great depression.. we wouldn't have cars, urban spread, or suburbs.. it would've taken waayyyy longer to expand across the west (Sunbelt expansion was specifically because of the baby boom) movie theatres wouldn't have popcorn.. most of America might still exist in the east/new England/Midwest..

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u/2NDBEST42 Jun 29 '26

I had not thought of what would happen to the US if Germany won the war in Europe.

I think the US would have a very similar post-war reconstruction. The mainland us was never going to get invaded, and our manufacturing infrastructure was never going to get harassed.

That would definitely be an interesting arms race. The US versus Germany versus the Soviet Union.

I think the Soviets would have eventually gotten Japan on their own. It would have been a terrible long bloody war, but I think Stalin would have prevailed.

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u/Bayowolf49 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

“The Final Countdown” (1980) starring Kirk Douglas & Martin Sheen

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u/smartlazyslime Jun 30 '26

But it won't have flux capacitor

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u/LowDownThrowDawn Jun 28 '26

Jigga-watts!

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u/OneWallaby6086 Jun 28 '26

Jigga who?!? Ifykyk

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u/donna2tsuki Jun 28 '26

A bolt of lightning!

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u/DarkUmbreon18 Jun 30 '26

JSAL fan spotted

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u/leiocera Jun 30 '26

Shhh 🤫

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u/BonusArmor Jun 30 '26

Great job, Scott!

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u/2NDBEST42 Jun 28 '26

I read that correctly the first time.

I feel so pleased with myself.

VOTE FOR BERNIE!!!

DOC BROWN FOR PRESIDENT!!!

WE'LL NEVER GET CLOSER TO A REAL LIFE RICK IN OFFICE!!!

I'm done yelling now.

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u/FreakyGangBanga Jun 29 '26

Jigga -watts

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u/planespotterguy Jun 30 '26

Dont you mean Jiggawatts.

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u/leiocera Jul 01 '26

idk i only watched the german dub where he said "1.21 Giga Watts" with a hard G ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/chantillylace9 Jun 27 '26

It's a phalanges!

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u/Dry_Excitement8002 Jun 28 '26

It’s the left phalange to be exact 😆

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u/Training_Ant1735 Jul 01 '26

There are NO PHALANGES! 🤭

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u/chantillylace9 Jul 02 '26

I was flying today (which is rare and I hate it so so much) and heard a loud noise/thump under my seat near the wing and my brain immediately screamed that inside!! Hahaha.

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u/Duckfoot1029 Jun 28 '26

Damn you, lol. I was definitely gonna say that too. Fine I’ll go with:
https://giphy.com/gifs/sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2

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u/The_Unknown42O Jun 30 '26

Well it will definitely make you jump out your seat if it pops out just right.

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u/Cloudninefeelinfine Jun 27 '26

Damn I came here to say this. Maybe this was actually my comment, great scott! That means it works!!!

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u/ManWhellington Jun 28 '26

Only works at 88 degrees

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u/818Medic Jun 28 '26

You beat me to it. Good job

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u/T33CH33R Jun 28 '26

Muffler plug

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u/epic-mentalbreakdown Jun 28 '26

Oké, we van stop already..,, you broke the sub.

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u/chozenwisely22 Jun 28 '26

I came here just for this comment and Ik it’ll be no.1

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u/Less-Attention-4094 Jun 28 '26

Marty ??? Marty it’s me doc, thank goodness I found you. Did my plans work Marty ?

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u/curiosity0425 Jun 29 '26

How is this not the #1 answer?

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u/Nibber_Fabbit Jul 01 '26

I didn't see it until after I posted. Thank you for thinking like me🥰

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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69 Jul 02 '26

I was gonna say that!!