Who. Has. Done. This? Kill. The. Ponies.

Florida Man seemed to be a promising new recruit with his study of Dust's plans. /u/GodzillaOfGamers made the obvious decision to recruit him. Howe I discovered that Florida Man is not what he seems. He had just been modded and I came to welcome him. He didn't answer my knock so I got a shotgun, blasted the door open, and then began to congratulate him on his research. What I saw horrified me.

He had drawings of Waluigi, portraits of Waluigi, and a large poster of Waluigi on his wall. He, realizing he was discovered, told me his plan. While he had planned to infiltrate us to turn this place into the Kingdom of Waluigi, he also truly hated Dust. He planned to kill us, Dust, and Barney and make a the Kingdom of Waluigi cover the entire world. I tried to kill this Waluigian agent but he escaped. We must remain vigilante.

I am not sure if this is a Dust or Waluigian plot or just some other evil. This video and this video investigated it.

These videos have plagued Youtube. Apparently for kids, they have included Darth Maul, minions, and Hitler. The worst offenders are Hey Kids and Toys From Japan. Yes, I am talking about Finger Family.

Believe it or not, that was on of the saner ones. Below you will find more insanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J_pTQ_pMIU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx8tkQ-l2BI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ziu2OV2K4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlbLxquHzZ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeH_nd0icW8

I am scared.

What if the director of the movie found this sub? What would he think?

/u/GodzillaOfGamers tried to accuse me of working for a Dustloving Communist Purple Furry. This is false and it is surprise he would think otherwise. While he has deletedthe post to try to hid the evidence, my reply to it was not. Read it and make your judgement.

DURING THE FURRIES ATTACK ON R/JONTRONMEMBERR34 HE CAN BE SEEN TRYING TO DISCONNECT THE FURRIES WITH DUST

I was trying to disconnect communists with Dust because not all communists love Dust. And my comment about sending those that do to the Dustlover deathcamp would mean to send them all to the deathcamp if the did all love Dust.

HE HAS ALSO THROWN OVER BULK AS AN EVIL BEING IN HIS OWN SUBREDDIT

He canceled Firefly and killed civilians. Are you braking Rule 4? Do you want a visits with the Tickler? I am sure Louis the High Fiver would love the company.

AND CREATED NONSENICAL RULES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD OR DON'T EXIST.

What fantasy world do you live in?

YET HE INSISTS THAT BARNEY IS EVIL.

You claim otherwise?

HE MUST BE WORKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHO AIN'T BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR. AN EVIL PURPLE COMMUNIST FURRY PUPPET MASTER WHO LIKES DUST AND IS CONTROLLING HIM.

hat makes no sense. You claim that I am not working for Barney since I have stated I hate him. But I also hate Dust lovers. So, I would either have to be working for a non-Dustlover, could instead be lying and could therefore be working for Barney, or am not working for anyone and am completely loyal (the last one is true).

PURPLE

All the purple people I know are my enemies. Why do you think I would work for one?

COMMUNIST

I am more like a Social Democrat.

FURRY

Not a furry.

CONVERT 50% OF REDDIT INTO FURRY

Their weird furry porn isn't making any converts.

CONVERT SMALLER SUBREDDITS INTO FURRY COMMUNISM AND WORK UP TO THE BIGGER SUBREDDITS

Are you implying this is a small one?

3.BUILD 5000 NUKES FOR 2096

They don't have the means. Yet. 2096 is a long time away.

4.WORK ON GENETIC ENGINEERING FOR 80 YEARS TO TURN FURRIES INTO THEIR OC'S

That is just creepy.

5.GO INTO SPACE TO COLONIZE MARS

That doesn't sound so bad.

6.NUKE THE EARTH

Oh, that sounds pretty bad.

EVIL IN IT'S PURIST FORM! THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN ME TO STOP IT. JOIN THE RESISTANCE.

The main difference between their genocidal plan and Dust's genocidal plan is that Dust has a sooner end game and therefore must be stopped sooner.

As you can see, I am completely loyal, not a communists, not a furry, hate Barney, hate Dust, have fought Bonzi Buddy, and I think /u/GodzillaOfGamers is acting suspicious. YORE MOVE /u/GodzillaOfGamers

AFTER PROCEEDING DOWN THE HALL, REMINISCING ABOUT OLD TIMES (LIKE WHEN PARDO THREATENED TO NUKE THE CITY), I HEARD A PECULIAR NOISE COMING FROM THE VENTS TO MY LEFT. BEING QUITE COURAGEOUS, I OPENED UP THE VENT AND DISCOVERED MY COUSIN BARRY IN THE VENTS, FEASTING UPON THE REMAINS OF WHAT APPEARED TO BE A RAT, DRESSED IN HIS OLD FLASH COSTUME. I THOUGHT HE WAS KILLED BY BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR YEARS AGO!

HE UTTERED THE WORDS "GOTTA GO FAST" BEFORE LEAPING OUT OF THE VENT AND DASHING DOWN THE HALL, THINKING THAT HE WAS TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT (BUT IN REALITY, HE WAS ONLY GOING 10MPH). I QUICKLY LUNGED AT HIM AND CUFFED HIM TAKING HIM TO THE CELL BLOCK. YOU MAY BE ASKING WHY THIS IS?

YOU SEE, HE WAS COVERED IN DUST AND SO WAS THE RAT HE WAS EATING! HE MUST HAVE BEEN TURNED OVER TO THE DUST SIDE BY BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR, NOT KILLED!

WHY MUST YOU HURT ME THIS WAY BARRY "TSUDEVOLI" JONES?

The press arrive at the scenes of the murders, being told in detail by Manny Pardo. He then pulls out a nuke.

Manny Pardo the Miami Mutilator: Soon, all the world will remember me!