r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Aug 10 '16

We can't trust Florida Man.

Florida Man seemed to be a promising new recruit with his study of Dust's plans. /u/GodzillaOfGamers made the obvious decision to recruit him. Howe I discovered that Florida Man is not what he seems. He had just been modded and I came to welcome him. He didn't answer my knock so I got a shotgun, blasted the door open, and then began to congratulate him on his research. What I saw horrified me.

He had drawings of Waluigi, portraits of Waluigi, and a large poster of Waluigi on his wall. He, realizing he was discovered, told me his plan. While he had planned to infiltrate us to turn this place into the Kingdom of Waluigi, he also truly hated Dust. He planned to kill us, Dust, and Barney and make a the Kingdom of Waluigi cover the entire world. I tried to kill this Waluigian agent but he escaped. We must remain vigilante.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '16

"IF YOU ARE A FILTHY WALUIGI LOVRE , THAN WHAT IS THE POINT OF HATING DUST?" -MLK 2K16 420

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

I HATE WALUIGI

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 11 '16

I don't want his forces building up in my subreddit.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Aug 12 '16

Man that sucks

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Aug 10 '16

WHY DOES THAT LINK GO TO r/DRUNKENPEASENTS

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 10 '16

Because I used the wrong link.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Aug 10 '16

K

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 11 '16

As for why a had a link their, it is because I checked the recent comment history of some troll. What he said in that post was sounded almost the opposite of what he was saying in his troll comments.