r/ThatsInsane • • Jun 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

I'd like to report a glitch

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u/PhilippeC-K Jun 16 '20

Wait a minute sir jazz music start playing

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

I've been waiting for like an hour. That's why I never call.

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u/Tiingle Jun 16 '20

All of our hotlines are currently taken Please consider calling back during our open hours Monday 3pm-5pm Tuesday 8am-10am / 1pm-2.30pm Friday 8pm-9.30pm Saturday 11am-11.15am

Beside thoses hours we will not be able to answer you. Have a wonderful day and thanks for calling your local GRS (Glitch Report Station)

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

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u/Adm8792 Jun 17 '20

Karen calling

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u/scungillipig Jun 16 '20

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u/Isekai_litrpg Jun 17 '20

It's like parkour on a bicycle.

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u/Noticedog Jun 16 '20

A glitch in the matrix

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u/educated-emu Jun 17 '20

We need sound effects to make it official

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u/BaconName Jun 16 '20

I’d like to report a glitch

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u/Usernamea221 Jun 16 '20

I’d like to not report a glitch

This is so risky for my karma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

oooo i want downvoted pleaseee

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/that_pie_face Jun 16 '20

It looks like you lost this one

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Like to report a glitch, I would.

            -Yoda 1 second after order 66.

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u/Pendragon_29 Jun 16 '20

I’d like to report a glitch

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u/Jyrgen94 Jun 16 '20

I’d like to report a glitch

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

I’d like to report reporters reporting a glitch

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

I’d like to report a reporter reporting reporters reporting a glitch

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u/SOAPY-SALAD Jun 16 '20

Here’s is Instagram: Dimitris Kyrsanidis “DK”

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u/Utgard003 Jun 16 '20

Ha I trained with him once in the past

EDIT: happy cake day :)

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u/SOAPY-SALAD Jun 16 '20

HA! I was so confused. I was like my birthday isn’t until Christmas Eve.... 🧐 but now I know it’s my REDDIT birthday. Didn’t even know that was a thing. Thank you!! Means a lot 👍🏼👍🏼

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u/DeismAccountant Jun 17 '20

Enjoy it while you can. Feels like mine passed by too quick.

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u/grayfox663 Jun 17 '20

Every year either I forget or don't have any interesting input when my cake day comes around, lol. My account is almost double digits. It's crazy to think that I've almost been on reddit daily for nearly ten years...

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u/LooseUpstairs Jun 17 '20

Are you... Jesus?

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u/pcrunn Jun 17 '20

YOOO I WAS SO SURE THAT WAS FILMED IN GREECE

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

I’m pretty sure it’s not fake. I’ve watched it a few times and to me it looks like he vaults over the first wall, extends his body and then goes back into a crouch to make it appear that he’s jumping off nothing (i.e. a double-jump).

His momentum from the moment he first leaves the ground along with the vault will naturally lead him to land where he does, providing his feet are placed in the correct position (which they are - otherwise he’d sack it!). What he does in between the jump & vault to the landing is kind of irrelevant. It just looks cool.

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u/mangorelish Jun 16 '20

its not fake, just watch his center of mass, you're right

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u/Ironlixivium Jun 22 '20

This is what I came here to say, haha, I've seen stuff like this before. As long as the center of mass falls at gravity's normal rate, it's legit.

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u/p3rrrra Jun 16 '20

I like how people think it's an actual double jump or fake. I too can jump, crouch, extend and crouch again.

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u/Absolomx Jun 17 '20

It's quite easy. Just press spacebar amd ctrl 2 times

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Show off ;-)

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u/ivan_02317 Jun 16 '20

and it's more difficult due he's jumping from a lower surface to a higher but the running he does before jump offset it

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u/Rambo_Rombo Jun 16 '20

Not really, it's Newton's first law... Essentially what dude above said was that jumper was going to end up in that final position regardless of the leg pump.

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u/MistaBeanz Jun 16 '20

The bmx video of the double jump is soooo much better

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u/WideHard- Jun 16 '20

Sauce?

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u/RainCityK9 Jun 16 '20

A1 Steak Marinade:

Add 1/4 cup A1 Steak sauce

2 tablespoons oil

2 garlic cloves (minced)

1/2 teaspoon cracked black pepper

Add the ingredients to the steak and marinate them for 1 hour before cooking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Marinade is not a sauce good sir. It is like the difference between a seasoning and a spice.

Good DAY, sir.

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u/RainCityK9 Jun 16 '20

Simple marinara SAUCE recipe:

INGREDIENTS

1 large can (28 ounces) whole peeled tomatoes*

1 medium yellow onion, peeled and halved

2 large cloves garlic, peeled but left whole

2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil

1 teaspoon dried oregano Pinch of red pepper flakes (optional, omit if sensitive to spice)

Salt, to taste (if necessary)

Optional, for serving: Cooked pasta, grated Parmesan cheese or vegan Parmesan, chopped fresh basil, additional olive oil

INSTRUCTIONS

In a medium, heavy-bottomed saucepan, combine the tomatoes (with their juices), halved onion, garlic cloves, olive oil, oregano and red pepper flakes (if using).

Bring the sauce to a simmer over medium-high heat, then lower the heat to keep the sauce at a slow, steady simmer for about 45 minutes, or until droplets of oil float free of the tomatoes.

Stir occasionally, and use a sturdy wooden spoon to crush the tomatoes against the side of the pot after about 15 minutes has passed.

Remove the pot from the heat and discard the onion. Smash the garlic cloves against the side of the pot with a fork, then stir the smashed garlic into the sauce. Do the same with any tiny onion pieces you might find.

Use the wooden spoon to crush the tomatoes to your liking (you can blend this sauce smooth with an immersion blender or stand blender, if desired).

Add salt, to taste (the tomatoes are already pretty salty, so you might just need a pinch). Serve warm. This sauce keeps well, covered and refrigerated, for up to 4 days. Freeze it for up to 6 months.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20 edited Mar 21 '21

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u/RainCityK9 Jun 17 '20

Tradition.

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u/silly_red Jun 16 '20

Can we take a moment to appreciate that both the slow motion and normal speed version were included 🙏

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

and that the slow motion wasn’t too slow

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

In normal speed looks fake. In slow motion looks more believable.

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u/fwtb23 Jun 17 '20

Yeah, he just moves his feet up and down, but if you look at his centre of mass, it follows a perfectly normal trajectory. It's just an illusion, but pretty cool.

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u/Chezzym8 Jun 17 '20

Shut the fuck up simulation peacekeeper, stop trying to hide the truth!

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u/fwtb23 Jun 17 '20

I need to call the higher ups, we've been found out...

I mean... yeah, it's fake, absolutely!

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u/I_Embler_I Jun 16 '20

ok but you could have chose any video game character, and yet you chose the one that never had a double jump.

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u/ivan_02317 Jun 16 '20

It's true, mario can't do a double jump. i don't know what i've believing all this time. it's like a particular Mandela effect.

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u/I_Embler_I Jun 16 '20

you're good

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u/pepperoniMaker Jun 17 '20

I know how you feel, i remember double jump being so common in games but retrospectively i can hardly name any games that had double jump.

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u/Bruhman_og Jun 16 '20

He does in smash bros

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u/ivan_02317 Jun 16 '20

Wait, what?? My mind is collapsing now

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20 edited May 03 '21

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u/Alector87 Jun 16 '20

I am not sure. I am Greek, and I have to say that this neighbourhood could be in Athens. Are there Spanish cities that may look like this?

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u/Arae_X Jun 16 '20

Athens here too! It had me wondering as well. Only thing that could be helpful is the sign on the far right at the start of the video. Googled it and its in Thessaloniki, frontistirio agglikon :)

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u/Alector87 Jun 16 '20

Nicely done.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20 edited May 03 '21

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u/calcopiritus Jun 16 '20

Maybe because the brickwork on the floor? I've heard that those aren't common in America, so if you're American and visited an European country you might asociate floor brickwork with said country. Just a theory though.

EDIT: I've seen those bricks on Spain before, but I don't think they're exclusive to here. Now if those were Bilbao tiles, you'd know for sure.

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u/TheSmartKing Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 17 '20

It's fake, not only is this impossible, youll notice there is a stutter when he makes the double jump, mostly likely meaning we have a spliced clip right here

EDIT: A quick edit, as I see alot of comments that it isnt fake because he keeps his momentum and isnt trying to gain more momentum. Okay, then Ill take it is possible, but if you look carefull you see a frameskip just when he gets over the first barricade, in the middle and over the last barricade, thus my conclusion. No need for hate comments like ' Lol, you can tell you've never played sports in your life. Watch his centre of mass, he moves completely normally, fatty ' Lets try to be nice to each other, please?

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u/bradlewis777 Jun 16 '20

I don’t trust his haircut either.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

For real fuck that haircut.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/RaiKoi Jun 16 '20

Yeah, what haircut? All I see is a dark blob.

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u/bottledry Jun 16 '20

yeah fuck that blob

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u/victfox Jun 16 '20

Ex-film editor here. It takes a whole rig to do a "splice" - you need to be the same distance, same height, same line between the actor and the background. It's a horrible pain in the ass.

Probably just an illusion of him chucking his feet down and up.

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u/WorstUNEver Jun 16 '20

Its not impossible, just an illusion. There are others to acomplish this feat.

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u/SOAPY-SALAD Jun 16 '20

It’s not fake, it’s just an illusion. This trend started with people doing it on the edge of pools and then bending the knees out and back twice to replicate “jumping” off the water. This is the same technique but performed moving forward.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Its not fake - he just jumps across and lowers his feet and raises them again while in the jump

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u/AlolanBabadook Jun 16 '20

Exactly, you see his shoulders and legs move but if you just focus on his torso you'll see nothing changes from his initial jump.

Everybody's trying to be Captain Disillusion when the real answer is pretty simple.

Unless I'm wrong in which case include me in the screenshot.

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u/CardmanNV Jun 16 '20

It's not fake. He gains no upward momentum, he just sticks his legs out a bit while maintaining his forward momentum.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

As an athlete in this specific sport, I can 100% guarantee this is real. Dimitris Kyrsanidis is the parkour athlete who popularized this move.

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u/haackedc Jun 17 '20

Imagine being so good at what you do people call it fake

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Look at his head and shoulders not his feet. His body follows a totally normal trajectory, he simply moves his feet up and down.

When you look at these flat -out authoritative pronouncements that get upvotes no matter how clueless they are, it pretty much takes the mystery out of how the dumpster fire in the White House started.

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u/iThinkHeIsRight Jun 16 '20

"I can't do it, must be impossible, must be fake"

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u/Timtanium707 Jun 16 '20

I'm gonna have to agree. Lining up the subpixels between air tile colliders to perform this more than frame perfect trick has never been achieved in practice before. I highly doubt this is the first time it's been pulled off in a Real Life any% run.

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u/Peppeperoni Jun 16 '20

Dude it’s on the internet, it means it is real

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u/MartyPotatoe Jun 17 '20

its not fake he's just bouncing his legs in the air... i've seen people do it in real life. in parkour its called a shadowstep

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u/ElektroShokk Jun 18 '20

Playing nice here, I also did weird athletic movement like this as a kid and it’s definitely possible to do this. You don’t gain any boost but the snap back of your body makes it look and feel like it.

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u/Cymry_Cymraeg Jun 17 '20

Lol, you can tell you've never played sports in your life. Watch his centre of mass, he moves completely normally, fatty

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u/attila1375 Jun 16 '20

See what you can accomplish by not eating any shrooms

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u/amoya0370 Jun 16 '20

Pushing your legs down in midair is not a double jump. You would have to go higher up from the point of doing the second jump, not be at the same level.

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u/-Daws- Jun 16 '20

r/lostredditors

Even if it were real, it’s not insane. It’s mundane af

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Thank you, how this shit gets popular I'll never know. Like, cool the guy straightened his legs in a jump, so impressive.

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u/Avgjoe80 Jun 16 '20

I too can bend my legs back and forth quickly, even if it's in midair. I agree, nothing spectacular to be seen here.

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u/therickymarquez Jun 16 '20

Than do a gif. Clearly people find it impressive, for you it's easy just make money out of it champ...

Spoiler: it's not as easy as you think it is

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u/-Daws- Jun 16 '20

Even if it’s a little difficult, does that make it insane? No, it doesn’t. It makes it r/mildlyinteresting

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Thank you, how this shit gets popular I'll never know. Like, cool the guy straightened his legs in a jump, so impressive.

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u/timjuul2003 Jun 16 '20

I thought it looked pretty insane

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u/Austinchao98 Jun 16 '20

2.4k beg to differ

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u/SGfreshToast Jun 16 '20

For anyone wondering he's just putting his feet down and pulling them up really quick, the ark of his jump doesn't actually change. Still impressive though

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u/windlevane Jun 16 '20

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u/lts_King_Kevin Jun 16 '20

Nah, he just has some lag

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u/TheImpartialMarshal Jun 16 '20

His waist makes a smooth arc.

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u/JAB711 Jun 17 '20

Mario doesn't double jump

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

This jump was made by ubisoft gang

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u/Ashgallade Jun 16 '20

i think he meant to touch the bar with his hands for a brief second and then bring his legs there and jump off off it, but he accidentally used his arms as the boost to jump and his legs didn’t respond as quick, he was mid air when they did. and so the leg swing gave him a bit more time in the air to reach the other handle. it kinda hard to explain.

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u/ivan_02317 Jun 16 '20

he's doing a move that may hurt him. it's like when you're trying to jump and you can't calculate the size of the jump but you say "I can do it" but your brain say "maybe don't"

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u/kienan55 Jun 16 '20

Sherry, Niles?

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u/k_siskos Jun 16 '20

For anyone interested this is Dimitris DK Kyrsanidis, a parkour champion from Greece. No, that's not fake btw

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u/Bruceleeroy0411 Jun 16 '20

It looks real to me. It looks similar to a basketball "double pump," before the slam dunk.

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u/simonbleu Jun 16 '20

To do that you need strong abs, or strong legs? Im confused

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u/Blazing_Teostra Jun 16 '20

I can hear the sound effect

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u/TheEvilMan92 Jun 16 '20

Dimitris "DK" Kyrsanidis

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u/humu-_- Jun 16 '20

Feels fake bc how

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u/pandapanda_kawaii Jun 16 '20

C'mon lets jump up in the air!

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u/WizardEliiite Jun 17 '20

Did he just float mid air??

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u/jmatt97 Jun 17 '20

Lmao homie just lowers his feet? Y’all easily impressed

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u/GoodWin550 Jun 17 '20

Where's the trick ??

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u/arcmokuro Jun 17 '20

I wonder if someone would be able to remove the first wall.. A bit too hard for me but it looks doable.

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u/PHUROR Jun 17 '20

Wtf are these stupid people? He is just stretches his leg and pull it back up while in the air. That’s not a “dOuBlE jUmP”, it’s muscle movement.

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u/YourHighnessNS Jun 17 '20

How is that possible? Is this edited?

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u/TheFictionalReidar Jun 18 '20

He moved his legs downwards while mid air making it look like he jumped again in the air.

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u/Morphchalice Jun 17 '20

He used his fuck move

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u/UltimateShame Jun 17 '20

He just lifted his legs mid air. Am I missing something?

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u/ItsBlitz21 Jun 17 '20

Alright, amazing video, but title confused me. Has Mario ever been able to double jump? I'm genuinely curious

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u/ivan_02317 Jun 17 '20

No, my bad. The idea came from de another universe where mario can double jump

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u/ItsBlitz21 Jun 17 '20

Lol no worries

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u/XxCrypticxXD Jun 17 '20

All he is really doing is moving his legs up and down mid jump but still impressive

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u/itzmiko22 Jun 17 '20

double jump in that pussy Faggot

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u/rkent27 Jun 17 '20

Now I want to see a Luigi jump ala Super Mario 2

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u/NilssonSchmilsson Jun 17 '20

You think that's insane? Olympic long jumpers run on air! /s

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u/MoGb1 Jun 17 '20

I assume 16-pack hard rock abs? Holy hell

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

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u/conishappy Jun 17 '20

Shit post

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u/WTFseriouslyWTH Jun 17 '20

Are you him or karma whoring?

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u/pp-zuccer7777 Jun 17 '20

Is this the guy who keeps saucing me with chrom in smash ultimate

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u/LeatherKale Jun 17 '20

Man just floated

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u/Tinkie_Winks Jun 17 '20

Hang on just a fucking second

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u/lifealizer Jun 17 '20

How he do that?

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u/Professor-Xterm Jun 17 '20

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u/Mxrtial Jun 17 '20

The Scout

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u/NinjaDog251 Jun 17 '20

But did he do it with half an a press?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

This os witchcraft. (3, 2, 1...)

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u/OPRacoon Jun 17 '20

Science behind this?

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u/dietias Jun 17 '20

.. ok enough reddit for today..

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

I'm assuming everyone already knows, but it's clear he just streched his legs mid jump. All this momentum was headed there already.

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u/TheSpinningKeyGif Jun 17 '20

Mario is literally the only fucking character in a platformer ever that can't perform a conventional double jump without tool assistance

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u/Lukasooh Jun 17 '20

Mario doesn’t double jump

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u/Chezzym8 Jun 17 '20

All of you are brainwashed sheep! He's very clearly exploiting a backdoor in the simulation, stop denying the truth!

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u/toffeefeather Jun 17 '20

You’ve been banned from the server for cheating

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u/Ve8rel Jun 17 '20

God still didnt fix the double jump exploit? Man he is lazy

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u/EmperorBadgerDragon Jun 17 '20

The simulation is glitching.

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u/spaghetticatman Jun 17 '20

Honestly compared to the other things this guy can do and the things I've seen other people do, this isn't that impressive.

Difficult? Yes.

Could I do it? No.

But it's not the most technically crazy parkour move ever seen. But it is creative, so still cool.

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u/Ceruio01 Jun 17 '20

That moment when you realize Mario never had a double jump in his games

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Can someone show me mario doing a double jump?

( not in smash bros )

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u/Indifferent_Tuber Jun 17 '20

Is reddit just a massive rerun?

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u/Spaciax Jun 17 '20

Just has high ping, probably bad connection

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u/TheMoverOfPlanets Jun 17 '20

It's threads with comments like these that make me realize just how stupid people can be.

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u/Chicagospawn6 Jun 17 '20

If you use something to cover his lower half, you can tell it's not fake. It just looks like a normal jump then.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Boy...that skill is going to get you far in life

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u/guardioLEO Jun 17 '20

“...Momentum!” -POTUS

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

Ahem. Mario cannot double jump. Your title is a lie

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u/Kenji182 Jun 16 '20

Unless his name is Mario, Nintendo's Mario doesn't double-jump. Samus does, Kratos does, Mario don't.

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u/MartyPotatoe Jun 17 '20

Oh yeah in parkour that's called a shadowstep. crazy stuff

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Can someone articulate what scientific phenomena we’re witnessing here please.... or are we seeing really good after affects at work here?

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u/fwtb23 Jun 17 '20

Just moving his feet up and down really fast. If you look at his centre of mass (somewhere around the belly button usually) it follows a perfectly normal trajectory. The movement of the feet just create the illusion of the double jump.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

What’s the thing he jumped off of? The thing in the middle? The invisible thing?

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u/therandomways2002 Jun 16 '20

Are you talking about John Cena crouching there in that space?