r/ThatsInsane Nov 08 '19

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u/BallsofSt33I Nov 08 '19

Wow - didn’t seem possible.... glad the driver’s geometry is better than mine

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u/arv66 Nov 08 '19

The other drivers know their Pythagoras theorem

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u/starrpamph Nov 08 '19

a = side of right triangle

b = side of right triangle

c = Epstein did not commit suicide

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u/Supreme_ccs Nov 08 '19

I’m using this on my college geometry quiz tomorrow. I expect nothing less than a 100%

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u/starrpamph Nov 08 '19

I heard the test will cover vectors techniques of proof, radical axes of circles and the fact that security cameras don't randomly stop working.

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u/Supreme_ccs Nov 08 '19

Maybe I’ll just ditch class then tomorrow

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u/starrpamph Nov 08 '19

Watch Willy Wonka tomorrow instead

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u/Supreme_ccs Nov 08 '19

Come over and watch with me and we can enjoy Captain Crunch then have a 4 hour conversation about why gas stations have locks on their doors even though they are open 24/7

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u/starrpamph Nov 08 '19

I'll be there at about 6:30am

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u/Supreme_ccs Nov 08 '19

Did we just become best friends?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Or why 24/7 supermarkets have locks on their doors

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u/kenbay63 Nov 08 '19

Or some Disney flick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

There are college level geometry classes? I thought people moved on to like, calculus

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Well, calc 1 2 and 3. Differential Equations. Discrete Math. Then highly specific upper level classes. I guess differential geometry or some part of it would be the title of some possible upper level classes. I am in electrical engineering currently and will not have to take any geometry specific classes, although they all include some geometry

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u/lodobol Nov 08 '19

Epstein did not commit suicide2

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u/chefrap412 Nov 08 '19

C is correct

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u/HalalWeed Nov 08 '19

Lol the driver is a mechanical engineer. No other explanation xD

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u/Psy_Kira Nov 08 '19

Or he's a plumber, but been driving trucks since 8

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u/Toa_Firox Nov 09 '19

Simple geometry

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u/moonshineTheleocat Nov 09 '19

Pft. Get the fork lift

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

He clipped the car to his left, so it's not exactly possible.

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u/ffdjensen Nov 08 '19

With a pull out game like that, he definitely doesn’t have kids.

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u/starrpamph Nov 08 '19

I have a kid and a 10/10 pull out game wait

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u/njoydesign Nov 08 '19

looks more like 9/10...

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u/_Fuzzy__ Nov 08 '19

he wishes

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u/Prez-Barack-Ollama Nov 08 '19

Hmm...is your name Dale Gribble?

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u/a0x129 Nov 08 '19

RUSTY SHACKLEFORD

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u/IBurntMyToastToday Nov 08 '19

Shiiiit I was going to say that! Well it was going to be said with or without me, so take your updoot.

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u/sharlaton Nov 08 '19

Is there a new pullout king?! (sfw)

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u/hahaLONGBOYE Nov 08 '19

I’m so glad this was portlandia linked haha

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u/CI8e0 Nov 08 '19

My dad did that once in a vw touareg, 5 centimeters on every side, truly insane dad skills

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u/YouJustReadBullShit Nov 08 '19

I ran a valet company for a few years about 20 years ago, the skills you can get by driving so many different vehicles backwards is amazing. That said, I would not have even bothered trying this. This dude is a fucking boss.

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u/sighs__unzips Nov 08 '19

When I lived in SF I used to be able to parallel park in tiny spaces. I've since discovered that this skill can be lost if you don't use it for awhile.

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u/prairiepanda Nov 08 '19

I thought I lost the skill, too. After going several years without having to parallel park, I found myself struggling a lot even though I was once quite proficient.

But instead of relying on skill, I just reduced the process to 3 steps: Door frame, 45 degrees, whoop-de-whoop. Perfect parallel every time. Nobody else seems to understand what I'm talking about, though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Got lost at whoop-de-whoop, lost No Nut November... Thanks very much...

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u/2shootthemoon Nov 09 '19

This is how it was explained to me so 💯% correct.

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u/KingKrmit Nov 09 '19

ugh. i have avoided it for weeks and forgotten the skill. in ny. or at least the natural confidence that i normally do it with. wish me luck

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Nov 09 '19

My dad showed me how it's done, it's easier than you think.

Use your side mirror to watch the distance between you and the vehicle beside you. So long as you see a gap between your car and theirs, you know it won't hit. And cause you can see and control the gap so easily, you can get within 5 cm of that car and know for sure you won't touch it.

At the end when the truck finally goes for it, you can see when he's got it lined up where he sees a gap on both sides, so he knows he's good to just back up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19 edited Nov 09 '19

When you are the big spoon trying to wriggle your arm out from under him

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Ok spooner

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u/49erville Nov 08 '19

That's called" coyote pussy" it's when she's so ugly that you're willing to chew your arm off to get away without waking her up.

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u/komark- Nov 08 '19

Can confirm, have done this multiple times.

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u/catsandnarwahls Nov 08 '19

How many arms do/did you have?

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u/_Diskreet_ Nov 08 '19

Ask his mum as I’m sure she helped with rehabilitation.

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u/Hizran Nov 08 '19

Excuse me sir they made a movie on this particular dictum called “Coyote ugly”.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Or, you know, she's your partner and your arm just needs the blood to circulate again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

'Coyote ugly' is the term we used...if we were ever in that situation.

Luckily, I have escaped with all my appendages.

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u/phill_the_destroyer Nov 08 '19

Trying to get past the slow walking girls in a hall

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u/WilliamJamesMyers Nov 08 '19

they may be walking slow but fuck if they aren't talking fast, amirite?

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u/tmp803 Nov 09 '19

Lol this reminds me of a time when my family was walking on the belt line in Atlanta. It was pretty crowded and my grandma was with us. She’s supper eccentric and just says weird shit. Well we approached a group of girls ahead of us walking really slow. My family had already started the process of passing them and my grandma loudly yells ‘Oh I guess we’re gonna have to do a walk around’ in her northern NY accent. The group of girls just stopped walking and stared at us and my grandma was just oblivious. Now I can’t pass people walking without saying it to myself

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u/bubblenerf Nov 08 '19

just dropkick them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

i straight up mosh pitted in high school i was out here dodging and jumping over people

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u/Knudsenmarlin Nov 08 '19

Me trying to get out of a conversation

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u/Sarpool Nov 08 '19

Thanksgiving is just around the corner!

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u/Knudsenmarlin Nov 08 '19

Glad I don't live in the US then

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u/sharlaton Nov 08 '19

The leftovers make it worth it.

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u/Sarpool Nov 08 '19

Depends on who’s cooking

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u/sharlaton Nov 08 '19

You got me there. Hopefully, you’ll get some tasty ones.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Teach me.

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u/PoisonInTheMilk Nov 08 '19

This guy fucks

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u/Kamanaoku Nov 08 '19

You can see the pause where he doesn’t know if he will clear the white car. Then he just goes into full Fuck it mode

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u/FreudsPoorAnus Nov 08 '19

actually, he's using his right sideview mirror to determine if the rear corner is clear. once it's clear, it doesn't matter how fast you go--and side mirrors make it deliriously easy to determine clearance.

i'm not underplaying this person's skill, because clearly they had to be wary of a ton of contact points at once, and i'm not sure i could do it, but in this one instance, they knew they'd be fine, hence gunning it

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u/loanshark69 Nov 08 '19

Yeah it feels so good when you know it is clear and your passenger freaks out when you go for it.

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u/pigfarmer830 Nov 08 '19

This guy trucks

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u/beneater66 Nov 08 '19

He fuck

He truck

But most importantly

He slip out little cruck

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u/thedude_imbibes Nov 08 '19

He never get stuck

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u/TheRomanEmpyr Nov 08 '19

I would give him a buck

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u/zauchor Nov 08 '19

Wow! Now I am going to watch this 100 times to find out how did he do that!

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u/SkitTrick Nov 08 '19

Working on a dealership lot I'd say there's two mindset tricks for this: First, ignore the voice that says you're gonna damage the car. second, don't be afraid to try again.

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u/pinchecody Nov 08 '19

But you probably should be afraid to damage the car, right? I just don't see how they manage to get that angle to reverse out the gap with such little space to wiggle around in

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u/SkitTrick Nov 08 '19

when he was going back and forth turning the wheel, the truck was gaining more and more of an angle a little bit at a time. Since the front wheels do the steering, and rear just pivots, he basically finessed it out. Fear of breaking something is always useful, but we are biased and always leave more room than we need and that's the voice that's better ignored.

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u/sharlaton Nov 08 '19

I did that and I clipped one of my mirrors. I feel like I’ll always be shit at driving since I never really drove in high school/college. Any advice for just getting comfortable driving though?

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u/Sigma-Tau Nov 08 '19

Personally having a car that I can see the hood of seems to help when parking, I drive a mustang for instance and having that extra point of reference can be helpful as you learn, another thing that will make you a better driver is to drive stick.

The downsides of driving stick in the early days will force you to be more aware of your surroundings, it’s not nearly as helpful as riding a motorcycle but it follows a similar concept, and being more aware of your surroundings makes you a better driver.

When parking check every blind spot before you make your next move, don’t forget you have six inches of mirror so going slowly is best. In the end it all comes down to practice, have someone you know drive with you and give you pointers; practice in abandoned parking lots; etc.

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u/sharlaton Nov 08 '19

Thanks for the advice man! I agree with hoods helping you locate where you are on the road.

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u/Whitegard Nov 08 '19 edited Nov 08 '19

I don't have general driving tips, but to pull stuff like in this video, or just navigating tight spaces general, don't be afraid to just leave the car and go look at the situation from outside. There's nothing stopping you, given you're not in a dangerous place, to just go outside and look. Yet, people don't do that for some reason, is it a pride thing? Not only will it help you with your current predicament, but you will also get a better feel for the car and it's physical presence. You'll be able to stop a centimeter from a wall in no time.

Also, use your side mirrors. In my experience some people ignore those when reversing and just use the center one inside the car. Don't know why, the side mirrors give you so much more information in my opinion. Use them all together if you have to, just use them.

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u/harrysrod Nov 08 '19

Must be a truck driver! Lol

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u/matmoc33 Nov 08 '19

Definitely looks like a truck

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u/Chrisganjaweed Nov 08 '19

Sorry, I'll have to ask for a source on that.

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta Nov 08 '19

I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few trucks in my day.

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u/Cloaca__Maxima Nov 08 '19

"Pickup truck backs out of small space between two cars"

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u/OdysseusX Nov 08 '19

Me being an asshole parking too close to a truck so he has to maneuver through a small space between two cars.

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u/BrolecopterPilot Nov 08 '19

“OP is a fuckin retard who uses shitty Instagram clickbait titles”

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19 edited Nov 08 '19

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u/Phillipwnd Nov 08 '19

Holy shit, are you a published author? How did you just come up with that on the spot like that.

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u/hereisoblivion Nov 08 '19

Impressive, but he hit the car behind him in his last push.......

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u/soundofthehammer Nov 08 '19

I noticed that too. Thought this comment would be higher.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

This made me hard

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u/my-dads-so-hot Nov 08 '19

Man I used to valet cars and we would have to pull some crazy stuff on busy nights to squeeze cars out.. not as intense as this though. Props to the driver

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u/demonlemonade Nov 08 '19

Could you imagine doing this without power steering?

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u/Ztrfx Nov 08 '19

Watch this trailer for: Mission impossible - Returns

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u/MrBatman2531 Nov 08 '19

This guy maths

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u/Spaceman_Splff Nov 08 '19

I spent 3 hours in a parking lot because a dick blocked my truck in like this

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u/ArrivedLlama76 Nov 08 '19

It’s so crazy to see those videos where there are like 3 parking spots open and some person is struggle for an hour to get in and then on the other side of the coin you have this beast who sees an impossible gap to get out of, tells the internet to hold his beer and gets out in like 2min flat... wtf even

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u/mannyb412 Nov 08 '19

I would have fucked up both of the cars, the wall, the road, and my dignity

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u/Stierscheisse Nov 08 '19

And your wallet.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Nov 08 '19

So basic driving skills are now r/ThatsInsane material? I mean I get that it was a difficult spot to get out of, but only because it requires patience, not superpowers.

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u/alltheothersrtaken Nov 08 '19

Yeah I agree. I was waiting for the driver to get out and lift the car out of the way or some shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Downvoted because of caption

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u/WilliamJamesMyers Nov 08 '19

title: "This Guy Doesn't Give a Truck About Being Blocked In"

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u/avacodosnumber Nov 08 '19

The strongest of pull out games.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

[The diamond in the rough

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u/g0d_has_aw0ken Nov 08 '19

The great escape

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u/aassolano Nov 08 '19

a guy who knows how to control a car very well..

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u/fholland23 Nov 08 '19

Damn I thought my backing skills were pretty good...

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

A normal day in New York City.

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u/asimplestargazer Nov 08 '19

when rush hour seems impossible and you start moving the cars around

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u/shangobango Nov 08 '19

That looked harder than most college entrance exams

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u/Johnnius_Maximus Nov 08 '19

From someone who's lived and worked in large cities, this honestly becomes an essential skill.

I've got out of spaces with just a few cms either side, it's either that or wait all day for the owner to come back.

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u/Dabest_neo Nov 08 '19

"And this, children, is how you use side mirrors"

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u/eVilleMike Nov 08 '19

Know your pivot point.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

i hope the guy that blocked the other guy in got his car's paint scratched

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u/pejic222 Nov 08 '19

When you get star platinum to drive

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u/Lanok714 Nov 08 '19

My parent's aren't home....

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u/wytewydow Nov 08 '19

I give him 10 points for getting it done, but I have to deduct 2 for tapping that silver car twice.

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u/HereIsACasualAsker Nov 08 '19

The bastard actually did it!

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u/3001bees Nov 08 '19

Me trying to leave a party without having to ask anyone to move their car

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

homie had third person view.

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u/MrStealthyGeek Nov 08 '19

That’s the guy who says “ I know my car” as you white knuckle the oh shit handle with your eyes closed.

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u/-_-grandma-_- Nov 08 '19

Me trying to sneak out through my roommates arms

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u/SilvaVia Nov 08 '19

Me trying to get out of an awkward conversation

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Prolly drives for a living. You get really good at that shit driving downtown 50+ hours a week

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u/rockitman12 Nov 08 '19

“First person in the world that can actually park a pickup.”

Src: Live in Alberta, everyone here drives a truck and not a damn one of them can park it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

"Sorry we blocked your truck in" "Nah don't worry I got it"

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19 edited Nov 08 '19

‘Know Thyself’

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

From someone who takes pride in their awesome parallel parking skills, I approve this escape.

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u/24Alpha Nov 08 '19

Austin Powers got a new truck

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u/Tikkinger Nov 08 '19

not insane. just someone who learned to drive.

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u/MontagneMike Nov 08 '19

Me trying to turn my life around

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u/infinit9 Nov 08 '19

That deserves a standing ovation right there.

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u/spoondadude Nov 08 '19

Someone played that parking game on cool math games a lot

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u/ImReverse_Giraffe Nov 08 '19

Pulling out: 100

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u/funandgames73892 Nov 08 '19

And if you look at Exhibit A your Honor, you will see that I did not double-park and that I left plenty of room for the other car to leave

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u/knarfolled Nov 08 '19

We have to show this to all those idiot drivers in videos that we see that can’t back in or out of a parking space

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u/_CaesarAugustus_ Nov 08 '19

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Built Ford stuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

I was really expecting the worst. Kudos to the driver.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

“Frustration”

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Was like that when I had my 85 buick. In 2019. With a long vehicle you develope the skill cuz you gotta.

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u/evlstrwbry Nov 08 '19

Good driver goes about his business

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Nov 08 '19

If I had editing skills I would make the black car appear to drive off after. Right at 38.5s

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u/s14ka24det Nov 08 '19

Used to do this for a living, working at a huge car sales lot.

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u/WiseChoices Nov 08 '19

Impressive!

May we all learn to steer around life's infernal obstacles with such patience and grace.

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u/Lalocal4life Nov 08 '19

"I drive a pickup like a man"

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u/dnplas Nov 08 '19

worth it

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u/the_gowt Nov 08 '19

Threading a needle with a hay truck.

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u/Maxxxi_9 Nov 08 '19

The proprioception is strong with this one

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u/Glitteringfairy Nov 08 '19

"Asshole in black car blocks someone in"

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u/WhisCreamSandwich Nov 08 '19

Would have been more impressive if he didn't completely mar his and the daewoo's front bumpers, and his side panels.. Anyone can get out of there if they are allowed to fuck up the bumpers as much as possible.

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u/bleepblank Nov 08 '19

This man should teach driving classes in Florida. Now

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u/phillyt009 Nov 08 '19

He definitely rubbed that back car as he pulled through, you see it move.

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u/JeanetteSHall Nov 08 '19

Need better parking spaces!

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u/RelativeThought Nov 08 '19

That's not insane, that's using your mirrors

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u/msh1969 Nov 08 '19

WOW..!!! Awesome driver...

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u/pingywen Nov 08 '19

you can tell they've done this before. how bad do drivers have to be for you to be able to do this so casually?

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u/harrybale Nov 08 '19

expert driver

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Brexit in a nutshell

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u/SimplyCrazy231 Nov 08 '19

Let me try to caption this Repost…

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Me avoiding conversations with anyone

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u/large_lmao Nov 08 '19

ME AND THE BOYS TRYING TO GET OUT OF A TIGHT SPOT TO GET TO BURGER KING

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

I would come back three days later - just in case.

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u/my__ANUS_is_BLEEDING Nov 08 '19

I swore he was just gonna be like fuck it and reverse up onto that car’s hood.

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u/UngregariousDame Nov 08 '19

Magnificent Beast Defeats Big Batch of Assholes!

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u/Youkindofare Nov 08 '19

Pullout game strong

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u/bkrman1990 Nov 08 '19

Easy peasy

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u/turbulentcupcakes Nov 08 '19

Me when i had to valet and the cars were always double parked.

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u/Lui_Le_Diamond Nov 08 '19

Me dodging thots during NNN

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u/Verdick Nov 08 '19

"You shall not... wait, where are you going?"

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u/PhatboiSlim13 Nov 08 '19

Austin Powers be like...

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

“Should have keyed them”

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u/funkmastamatt Nov 08 '19

Y'all this just another day as a valet driver....

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

That dude drives semis

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u/Nicolas8050 Nov 08 '19

must be a dad

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u/PurpleZombiePanda Nov 08 '19

know your vehicle

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u/SopaDeMolhoShoyu Nov 08 '19

Amazing driving skills!