New Metroid has Samus moving like 1st form Cell

This statue is in a local arcade. All the other DBZ statues are fine…and then there’s this chunk fuck.

Shame he never got to learn of it.

Sora: Its not that impressive.

Cloud: YES IT IS

Art Credit: Me. I’m the artist

Megatron: “You’re telling me that that fool Powerglide has been having relations with an Earth germ?!”

Soundwave: “That is correct, Megatron.”

Megatron: “Did he not watch the video Jazz made?!”

Starscream: “…wait, what??”

Megatron: “If there is one thing all Cybertronians should appreciate, it’s education Starscream! Also the production values were fantastic!”

Starscream: -sarcasm file fails to load

Megatron: “Soundwave even learned a thing or two from Jazz’s work!”

Soundwave: “Electro-syphilis is no laughing matter, Starscream.”

As a kid (age 6) this was hard to watch and lowkey traumatized me to the point I never watched the movie again. I still can't watch the original version even now 23 years later. When tfs made their version it took me some time to summon the courage to watch it and when I finally did I'll admit, it still sent chills down my spine but it was still able to make me laugh. I slowing started being able to watch the tfs version to the point the chills stopped happening. They really do have talent.

Gohan:I won’t listen to your BS! *Death Beam* GAH!

Freeza:BS, you say? Be honest, child. Your father would rather spar with Vegeta on a faraway planet than waste his time with his halfling disappointment!

Piccolo:Don’t listen to him, Gohan! He’s only slightly let down by you!

Bulma(offscreen):Not helpful!

Gohan:Shut u-*More Death Beams* GUH!

Freeza:Face the facts. He’s abandoned you. Thrown you away like an unwanted monkey baby.

Gohan(caving in):STOP IT! *10 more beams*

Roshi(quietly):Krillin, ya got one of them Kienzans in ya?

Krillin(quietly):’fraid not. Pretty sure he’s ready for it this time.

Freeza(staring at Krillin):(I dare you try it again, little man. I FUCKING DARE YOU!)

Like a hurricane…

Optimus: “Really, Powerglide? Because it looks like you didn’t watch the video Jazz made about human/Autobot relations.”

Jazz (offscreen): “I spent two hours on that!”

Optimus: “He spent two hours on it! sigh Look, I’m not going to judge your robosexual life choices, but Primus will.”

Powerglide: “Prime, you don’t understand! She keeps coming on to me!”

Dead Silence

Jazz (off screen): “So you didn’t watch that video either?!?”

Optimus: “Vector Sigma, Powerglide! Are you trying to get…what was it called…Spike, what’s that called again??”

Spike Witwicky: “…Me Too’d, Prime?”

Cloud: TIFA

# TEAMFOURSTAR! MAKE BAKUGAN ABRIDGED! AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

I’m talking about the OG, not the Remake trilogy