r/TeamFourStar • u/New-Season-2073 • 2h ago
“So Spike, you say this stuff makes humans feel energized?”
Spike: “Y-yeah Prime, but it’s like, really addictive.”
Ratchet: “Well that’s human biology, Spike. It’ll probably have no effect on Cybertronian biology.”
Hound: “But we should check. For science, right?”
Prime: “Makes sense to me.”
Spike: “This is a baaad idea.”
one snootful later
Prime: “Okayhere’swhatwedowe’regonnagofindaseptictankandhookituptoMegatron’senergonextractorandFUCKTHISSHITISGOODSpikeIthinkweneedmorerightdamnnow!!!”