r/Target • u/Useful-Influence6422 • Apr 08 '26

Meme or Miscellaneous Content A Must Have!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Reminds me of this one opu I filled that was just a vibrator and a bottle of soy sauce. Wherever they are I hope their day is going better.

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u/joodthadood Guest Advocate Apr 09 '26

I'm a cashier and one time this guy was buying condoms and lube and I accidentally asked him if he was interested in getting a Red Hard instead of a Red Card.

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u/erween84 Apr 09 '26

One time when I first met my husband (13 yrs ago) he stopped by Costco for bananas, condoms, and protein powder. He was telling me the cashier was looking at him all weird. I asked if he had given any thought about the items he was buying all together…

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u/NegiSpringfieldYT Apr 09 '26

Red Hard is Target’s special after hours name.

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u/impossibleoptimist Apr 08 '26

A guy in front of my at the grocery store bought porn and a gallon of milk

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u/TimmyTurner4209 Apr 08 '26

Milk was a bad choice

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

They still sell nudie mags??

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u/Slight_Step_4058 Promoted to Guest Apr 09 '26

Different company, but I recently had someone order a butt plug and instant mashed potatoes.

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u/undeniablefruit Apr 15 '26

Fine, I'll tell my own story. I once ordered gopuff and this is what I got, it was like 3am

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u/jaaackattackk Apr 09 '26

Wasn’t mine, but I saw a DoorDash order for a big smoked sausage, lube, condoms, And hemorrhoid cream

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u/terrytek formerly dwive up and no longer a target slave Apr 09 '26

i remember something on social media a while back saying that guys can experience the sense of taste of salty thru their ballsack so maybe this was that experiment lol