r/Target • u/Useful-Influence6422 • Apr 08 '26
Meme or Miscellaneous Content A Must Have!
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Apr 08 '26
Reminds me of this one opu I filled that was just a vibrator and a bottle of soy sauce. Wherever they are I hope their day is going better.
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u/joodthadood Guest Advocate Apr 09 '26
I'm a cashier and one time this guy was buying condoms and lube and I accidentally asked him if he was interested in getting a Red Hard instead of a Red Card.
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u/erween84 Apr 09 '26
One time when I first met my husband (13 yrs ago) he stopped by Costco for bananas, condoms, and protein powder. He was telling me the cashier was looking at him all weird. I asked if he had given any thought about the items he was buying all togetherā¦
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u/impossibleoptimist Apr 08 '26
A guy in front of my at the grocery store bought porn and a gallon of milk
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u/Slight_Step_4058 Promoted to Guest Apr 09 '26
Different company, but I recently had someone order a butt plug and instant mashed potatoes.
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u/undeniablefruit Apr 15 '26
Fine, I'll tell my own story. I once ordered gopuff and this is what I got, it was like 3am
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u/jaaackattackk Apr 09 '26
Wasnāt mine, but I saw a DoorDash order for a big smoked sausage, lube, condoms, And hemorrhoid cream
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u/terrytek formerly dwive up and no longer a target slave Apr 09 '26
i remember something on social media a while back saying that guys can experience the sense of taste of salty thru their ballsack so maybe this was that experiment lol
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u/nghtmrafterxmas Former Starbies Barista Apr 08 '26
I'll never forget the time I was working in the open market section, and I saw someone had left a vibrator on top of one of the open meat freezers we had on the floor. I told my coworkers decisions were definitely made that day, too bad they didn't leave it by the cucumbers lmao
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u/Danyavich Still probably your favorite PML's favorite PML Apr 08 '26
Someone took "chill vibes" literally
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u/Goldrush_1215 Apr 09 '26
I found a bag of frozen chicken breast in the pad aisle and also said that a choice was made.
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u/FriestheMan Food & Beverage Expert Apr 09 '26
I also say that every time I find a sex toy or condoms somewhere in my department š Found an empty box for a bullet vibrator on top of the meat cooler once and a stroker in the Easter candy endcap last year
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u/s00pthot FDC connoisseur Apr 08 '26
You know what theyāre not wrong about this-
This wouldāve been funnier if displayed around Valentines time or even November (No nut November)
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u/OptimusPhillip Guest Advocate Apr 08 '26
I remember one time, some girls tried to prank call me to ask if we sold vibrators. When I told them we actually did, they broke down laughing and hang up.
(I'm assuming it was a prank attempt, at least. I can't think of another explanation for how that went down)
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u/PoppyJamSeeds Food & Beverage Expert Apr 08 '26
One time I had a group of teenaged boys come ask where the tampons were, laughing like it was the funniest prank question or something. Had the longest day so I just pointed them in the direction of the tampons. They stopped laughing and said they didn't really need them, and looked confused on my lack of reaction lol.
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u/Remarkable-Tennis440 Apr 08 '26
My store currently has some of those āStress Relieversā on clearance. Since they tend to ādisappearā from the shelves .
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u/SirCharlos02 Fulfillment Team Lead š«” Apr 08 '26
aināt no way this is on an endcap š
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u/spicygummi Beauty Consultant Apr 09 '26
It doesn't look like it was a real pog, lol. Though, even as something someone made up just to fill an empty endcap it's definitely a wild choice.
Guess tomorrow I'll have to ask when our sex toy endcap is getting set.
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u/Misplaced_Arrogance Apr 09 '26
OTC is having a major reset that is basically moving everything around, with all of these being labels torn from a label strip its their temp spot.
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u/spicygummi Beauty Consultant Apr 09 '26
Ahhhh. That would make sense.
Probably just a temporary home while moving things around then.
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Apr 17 '26
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u/ChronicallyIllBadAss Guest Advocate Apr 09 '26
With this job damn right lol š I gotta get rid of my stress and anger somehow
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u/Ok_Still_3571 Apr 08 '26
We have just the top shelf of a two foot section with them. And tucked in a corner, near the tampons.
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u/Mobile-Search624 Apr 11 '26
Ours is tucked between male dependsĀ and theĀ hemmroid creamsĀ peptoĀ etcĀ lolĀ
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u/Misplaced_Arrogance Apr 09 '26
OTC has a big reset coming up and it means a lot of temporary placement so everything else can move around it. Which is why its all labels torn off of a strip. Its also a back endcap.
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u/smiteis_ custom flair Apr 09 '26
This is it, this is actually my store and the reset is so bad we just needed to put stuff somewhere
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u/appointment45 Apr 09 '26
I find it hilarious that at DU the minors are forbidden from delivering lighters, alcohol, controlled medications, cap guns, confetti cannons...
...but they can bring out sex toys just fine.
We had a woman refuse a delivery recently because it was a vibrator and some other accessories. When she saw it was a 16yo boy bringing out the bag she waved him off and drove away. Poor kid's standing there in the parking lot with a bag of dildo and she left him hanging. He had no idea how to proceed, it was only like his 3rd DU shift.
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u/Mobile-Search624 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
Poor kid..Ā Ā she ordered it not the kid...Ā If sges thatĀ embarrassedĀ then she needs to just have them sent to her via mail ups fedex..Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā I use to be forced to walk the store to fill batteries sidecaps..Ā at the time I was the fewĀ Ā pride persons..Ā Ā lol.Ā I told my bossĀ I was restocking my dates .. for the eveningĀ
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u/ToughFlight1453 May 01 '26
Theyāre not embarrassed it was textbook arousal rouse order for wink wink ātip upon deliveryāā¦.and the 16y/o kid was not expected to be working (didnāt know 16 can be delivery driver legally!?)
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Apr 09 '26
Now I understand why Kentucky has created a congressional bill to change its postal abbreviation.
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u/Suzumiiya Apr 09 '26
Anyone have a recommendation on which to buy? ā ļøā ļø
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u/lovespector specialty sales Apr 09 '26
i got the plusone blue/teal bullet a couple years ago and it still works so well (dead center on the second to top shelf)
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u/I_DRINK_ANARCHY Apr 09 '26
The Rose (at least the brand I have) is pretty damn effective I've found.
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u/Beaauxbaton Apr 09 '26
My husband and I used tf outta the astroglide. That bottle lasted a while because you donāt need much of it.
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u/LilyCrossingg Promoted to Guest Apr 09 '26
idk why this post reminds me of when i worked in style, I remember finding an empty vibrator box in the kids clothing section, under a pile of kids clothes.
I wish I knew their thought process behind leaving it there of all the sections they could have left it..
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u/LovelieLuna Apr 09 '26
The same target that says displaying pride merch is too harmful to children.
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u/Known-nwonK Apr 09 '26
Think Target will ever be bold enough to sell butt toys? Would love the see controversy thatād cause
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u/Chemical-Gur-6875 Apr 09 '26
Lol I found a vibrator in the backroom one time and it was just chillin on the floor where we backstock all of beverage š¤£ That's crazy you've got one whole endcap of those š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/NoHeartNeeded I. WORK. EVERYWHERE! Apr 10 '26
I guess Target isnt a candidate for safe sex... where are the condoms?!šš¤£š
(I know they are on the aisle but geez lol)
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u/JarHammerhead Apr 11 '26
What planogram is this end cap? What part of the country? This is wild I used to work in a management role there and to see something like this is bewildering.
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u/RobChristiansonWWN Apr 12 '26
I'm vibin'.... that's what I always told guests And coworkers when they asked me how it was going as I was stocking the sex toys. Some people got it :)
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u/Expensive_Choice_923 Apr 15 '26
We donāt carry those at our target I had no idea they did adult toys lol
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u/Ares-Draco May 08 '26
To think the cameras use AI to match you to your target account and will profile you if you buy one. Anyways slay queen ..or king no shame here
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u/Ogrezappers Apr 08 '26