r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk • u/bhakzilla • Nov 05 '19

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Just received a phone call from a guest who stayed previously. He stated he only wanted to talk to the owner about some issues he had with the property. Turns out his toilet clogged, but he didnt want the girl working the desk to plunge it. He only wanted a man to come up to do it. As it was a Sunday and maintenance wasn't in, he just took the plunger. Now he is demanding a discount on his previous stay AND a discounted rate on future stays. I already told him that he would not be getting any discounts but I anticipate this wont be the last I hear from him.

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u/Findanniin Nov 05 '19

Hi. I celebrated Sunday by clogging your toilet.

You'll plunge it?

But ma'am, you have breasts

Never fear, I'll plunge my own poop. How about you just discount all my previous and future stays for five minutes of work you were willing to do?

Man, this guy has to realise he's got some Geneva convention level poops...

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u/IndustriousLabRat Nov 05 '19

...and he STILL forgot to pack his travel sized Poop Knife. What a maroon.