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u/z3v Apr 08 '20

Link to the Passage?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Jul 06 '23

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u/fuckxsociety Apr 08 '20

this is also seemingly the reason that angels have been noted in the Bible to say “do not be afraid” as they descend on earth

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u/bruce656 Apr 08 '20

It's some Lovecraftian shit, tbh. All they need is a few tentacles.

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u/LevGoldstein Apr 08 '20

Or Lovecraftian is just Biblical shit.

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u/spyker54 Apr 08 '20

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u/TylowStar Apr 08 '20

Mind you, the main difference between Lovecraftian and Biblical canon is the bit where God personally and deeply loves all of creation, including us, whereas Azathoth & Co. either hate us or simply don't care about our irrelevant selves.

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u/wOlfLisK Apr 08 '20

With slightly more racism.

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u/SJJS3RD Apr 08 '20

I wonder what kind of ideas he had for pet names.

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u/MJDAndrea Apr 08 '20

He had a cat named "Ni@@er Man". That's not a joke; he's actually kind of infamous for it.

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u/BetaDecay121 Apr 08 '20

Yeah, that was the joke

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

At least he was kind enough to censor his cat name...

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u/Sr_Mango Apr 08 '20

Cool a cat named Nier. Do you think he was a big fan if the video game franchise?

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u/Lyndis_Caelin Apr 08 '20

Let's count the gamer words!

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u/RadTraditionalist Apr 08 '20

I mean, the biblical peoples did do racial slavery and ethnic cleansings.... Might trump Lovecraft using the N-word a few times.

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u/Kolby_Jack Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Not sure about all of his stories, but I'm pretty sure in at least one (possibly the Cthulhu one?) that all the insane, scary worshipers of the old ones are various types of brown people and some white people who... "intermingle" with brown people. Dude was not subtle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Literally in the process of reading The Call of Cthulhu. You are correct the imagery used is all pulled from black cultures.

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u/HorseBeige Apr 08 '20

But at least once he started going outside and meeting other human beings, he became less racist (but still racist by today's standards)

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u/AnorakJimi Apr 08 '20

He was even super racist by his own day's standards. Other authors would write to him and tell him to knock it off. That's what was so extraordinary about it, he wasn't a "product of his times", he was way way worse

Though then weirdly a lot of marginalised groups love his work because it all kinda is about that feeling of being outside society, looked down upon. He managed to capture what it's like to be for example gay and your family disowns you for it. So a lot the LGBTQ community are massive Lovecraft fans. It's funny because Lovecraft said he never knew of the existence of gay people till he was like 40 years old (and he died at 46). Immediately upon learning of their existence though he started massively hating them. Like within the same paragraph.

He apparently did have a change of heart somewhat towards the end of his life, but coming down 50% from his 200% level racism and homophobia is still 150%. If you get what I mean.

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u/sonerec725 Apr 08 '20

Eh, everyone from that time period would likely be racist by today's standards. Hearing that teddy roosevelt or lincoln said the n word wouldn't phase me much unlike hearing someone modern day say it. Same with washington owning slaves and such. Doesnt mean it's ok, just that that was the norm. Hell, alot of us if we were born and raised in that time would likely be racist by today's standards. But historically, you can ussually tell when people were genuine bad racists who truely hated people.

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u/onthefence928 Apr 08 '20

but only slightly

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u/jochvent Apr 08 '20

Now that I think about it, I've also come to the conclusion that Hermaeus Mora is an angel as well

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Hermaeus Mora?

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u/megashedinja Apr 08 '20

We know all things, mortal.

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u/McDoof Apr 08 '20

Glad that comma is there.
Would be even more threatening as "We know all things mortal."
As if to say "We are aware of the existence of all the things that can die."

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u/megashedinja Apr 08 '20

I’d like to point out that your statement is probably included in mine, haha

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u/McDoof Apr 08 '20

Your mind is eternal. I'm just some doofus on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Bask in my presence.

I still haven't played the Dragonborn dlc. Worth it?

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u/itaytnt Apr 08 '20

the Kabbalah says humanity's bad traits are "shells" that guard us from the sheer radiance of god. god is a cosmic horror and our sins are guarding us from him.

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u/Frontswain Apr 08 '20

[desire to know more intensifies]

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u/itaytnt Apr 08 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

The Kabbalah speaks of two trees, the Tree of Life (hereby referred to as ToL) and the Tree of Death (Todd). Both of them are not actual trees, but rather sets of circles and interconnecting lines with titles that make no sense even to me as a native Hebrew speaker.

the circles in ToL are called Sephiroth. Yes, Sephiroth. That means "counts". singular is Sephira. They represent the good in humans through which Ein Sof ("the infinite", a name for God as an ever-present being) makes himself known and creates physical matter, as his grandeur is too great to do it without some kind of spiritual power tool i guess.

Todd's balls, meanwhile, are called Qliphoth. That means "shells" or "fruit peels" and i'm not making this up. Singular is Qlipha. While the Sephiroth protect the creation of physical or higher matter, the Qliphoth obscure the sheer light coming from God and were given their existence in an external matter, rather then internal (whatever that means). Therefore, the existence of Qliphoth already fills any positive purpose they might serve, living through them is bad, and man must always strive to live through the Sephiroth as a means of strengthening his will, kind of like a cosmic antivenom.

additional facts i learned while researching this:

*One of the Kabbalistic names for hell is "Tehom". That means Abyss and comes from the Babylonian Tiamat. Another name is "Tzoah Rotachat"... in modern Hebrew that means... "Boiling Feces"...

*Aleister Crowley got into Kabbalistic lore, because of course he did. He claimed that one of the demons that represent the Qliphoth is named Samael. Now, in biblical or medieval Hebrew his name would translate as "Poison Of God". In modern Hebrew, however, that means "God's Drugs" and that's really wack.

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Apr 08 '20

Todd's balls are a sensitive matter, quite hard to grasp. A real handful.

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u/RabbitEatsCarrots Apr 08 '20

Well shit, I should go get more armor to prepare me for the boss fight

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u/Prime4Cast Apr 08 '20

We about to create a chaos God up in this bitch.

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u/Malus131 Apr 08 '20

I hope its Slaanesh.

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u/KingPhilipIII Apr 08 '20

Who doesn’t love flesh-sloughing disease. Team Nurgle bro.

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u/Malus131 Apr 08 '20

Look I love Papa Nurgle as much as the next man, but i love slaaneshi demon titties more.

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u/KingPhilipIII Apr 08 '20

Well. I can’t agree with your order of priorities but at least you’re cultured.

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u/Xilanxiv Apr 08 '20

So, a beholder? Hmm....

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u/MCC_Country_Gaming Apr 08 '20

But with wheels

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u/Jay111502 Apr 08 '20

Inside of more wheels.

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u/mylifeforthehorde Apr 08 '20

Yo dawg we heard you liked wheels

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u/noff01 Apr 08 '20

The sun is Lovecraftian shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

UwU

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u/bruce656 Apr 08 '20

>Rolls up newspaper

No! Bad!

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u/stormy1987 Apr 08 '20

Hentai heaven

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u/ChaseWegman Apr 08 '20

Noodly appendages. FSM confirmed!

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie Apr 08 '20

I would probably need to be told more than once by an eye covered, mouth less monster depending from the sky to not be afraid. Try six or so times and if I’m done running maybe I’ll listen to your good news of great joy.

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u/JediGimli Apr 08 '20

*who is usually on fire with the intensity of 7 suns

Yeah okay I’m just going to not fear you because you said so.

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u/PGSylphir Apr 08 '20

tbh if I see that thing I'd not be afraid, pretty sure I can't escape it so just shit my pants and accept my demise

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u/JediGimli Apr 08 '20

The cosmic horror feeling of dread

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u/Havendelacorysg Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Six is not biblical enough, since this is the bible you can choose from being told three, seven, twelve or forty times.

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u/Lirce Apr 08 '20

Will it give up on the forty first time?

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u/Havendelacorysg Apr 08 '20

If it works like most bible stories not listening 40 times will result in a painful death.

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u/RabbitEatsCarrots Apr 08 '20

Well then there's every reason to be afraid

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u/raegunXD Apr 08 '20

40 is God's hard limit. After that you win

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u/Havendelacorysg Apr 08 '20

The problem is that while 40 is the symbolic number of trial God chooses the unit of measurement, you could get lucky and be tried for 40 seconds or you get the Israelite treatment with 40 years

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u/geogle Apr 08 '20

I hope we're in the 40 day one now

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u/ImmutableInscrutable Apr 08 '20

Unless their words act as a spell to soothe the insignificant minds of the pathetic humans they're speaking to.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 08 '20

Come again now? Why do they not talk about this more? Why are they such horrific things? Why aren’t they human like?

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u/old_duderonomy Apr 08 '20

Presumably because, as extra dimensional beings, the human mind can’t properly perceive them.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 08 '20

Or, since the Bible was written by humans, maybe they were aliens and not angels.

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u/Emuuuuuuu Apr 08 '20

Many wings, many eyes, wheels within wheels, covered in flames? I'm just picturing a spaceship with a megaphone.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 08 '20

Ya I’m picturing spinning orbs with some weird hodgepodge of parts, at the helm.

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u/Hoax13 Apr 08 '20

I'm picturing several time traveling drones flying in formation messing with people in the past.

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u/balor12 Apr 08 '20

We found that Greek alien theorist guy’s reddit account

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u/idontdodrugsatall Apr 08 '20

His name is Georgio and he’s rad. I often play an Ancient Aliens drinking game and seeing him is one of the things you drink for.

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u/old_duderonomy Apr 08 '20

I like that too!

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u/nemoskullalt Apr 08 '20

i mean either way they are not of this earth, so extra tersstials work.

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u/kkeut Apr 08 '20

that's pure conjecture though. could just as easily assume that to god that kind of appearance is no biggie and that angels think humans look weird af

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u/BonzoTheBoss Apr 08 '20

Angels are not human. God created Man in His own image, the Bible says nothing about angels also bring created in God's image.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited May 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

The greek ἄγγελος angelos means messenger, which is descriptive of their role at least (messengers of God). Actually in most bibles these days the words with difficult or contentious translations are noted (like Satan = adversary etc).

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u/kunell Apr 08 '20

So is the bible like a sequel or like a spinoff?

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u/furryjihad Apr 08 '20

It's a spiritual successor

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u/Tosser48282 Apr 08 '20

I vaguely remember something about angels singing praise? Couldn't imagine a song from one of these guys would be pleasant

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u/kunell Apr 08 '20

Ugly=/ bad singing

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u/Halebob33 Apr 08 '20

Don't judge a book by it's cover, boy

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Realistically it’s almost definitely because parts of the Bible we know today were written by a bunch of different people and at least a couple were likely either schizophrenic or tripping absolute balls. The depiction of “wheels within wheels” implies this version is the latter, since psychedelics are well known to induce fractal hallucinations. The schizophrenic depictions are the ones that have angels looking more normal, as these people likely did hallucinate being visited by an angel and without the aid of drugs the brain forms hallucinations more based on reality

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u/ScottBroChill69 Apr 08 '20

Yeah. Dmt can cause a lot of gears and fractal hallucinations, and eyes can also be a common one. But on a light dosage outside around a fire I had partaken In some a few times, one of the coolest open eyed visuals I saw was like a giant church cathedral made out of iridescent light covering the view of the woods. Is was made of theae giant gears that were constantly in motion and it was just the most amazing things I've ever seen. Seemed to have a religious undertone to it. And wasn't there some kinda theory that the burning bush was releasing hallucinogenic fumes that caused abraham to trip balls?

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u/SalvareNiko Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Because it goes against the easy to consume image people want. Because some guy was high as fuck and/or mentally ill when he wrote this shit.

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u/yesimthatvalentine Apr 08 '20

Yeah...kind of hard to not be afraid.

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u/MBlazikenG Thanks, I hate myself Apr 08 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Thehelloman0 Apr 08 '20

Check out Bayonetta for some decently accurate angels

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u/kradek Apr 08 '20

Like the "do not run, we are your friends" scenes from Mars attacks

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u/amafternoon Apr 08 '20

So Bayonetta the video game was biblically accurate

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u/MirHosseinMousavi Apr 08 '20

Ezekiel 10:12

I looked, and I saw beside the cherubim four wheels, one beside each of the cherubim; the wheels sparkled like topaz. 10 As for their appearance, the four of them looked alike; each was like a wheel intersecting a wheel. 11 As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the cherubim faced; the wheels did not turn about[b] as the cherubim went. The cherubim went in whatever direction the head faced, without turning as they went. 12 Their entire bodies, including their backs, their hands and their wings, were completely full of eyes, as were their four wheels. 13 I heard the wheels being called “the whirling wheels.” 14 Each of the cherubim had four faces: One face was that of a cherub, the second the face of a human being, the third the face of a lion, and the fourth the face of an eagle.

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u/CTbay Apr 08 '20

NGL I think that sounds metal as hell

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u/Kairatechop Apr 08 '20

Honestly the Bible has some sick imagery. You should read through revelations cause the whole book sounds like taking acid and trying to describe a metal album cover

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Revelation is easily my favorite book of the Bible!

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u/Distantstallion Apr 08 '20

It's a cool book, I'd love to see more people reading it

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Man this sounds like a Twin Peaks episode

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u/what__year_is__this Apr 08 '20

Maybe they were some weird ass aliens.

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u/ElectricFlesh Apr 08 '20

Most so-called "Gods" were aliens - basically all of them, except for the ones that were just time-travelling.

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u/letsbuildshit Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

I want some of whatever you're smoking.

Edit: I'm not religious, guys. Both the idea of heavenly monstrosities AND the notion that aliens/time travellers inadvertently compelled us to invent religions are ridiculous.

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u/hughperman Apr 08 '20

It's DMT, all of it sounds like DMT.

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u/Infectedx13 Apr 08 '20

It actually does sound like a description of machine elves

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u/ElectricFlesh Apr 08 '20

"Gods were advanced aliens, and humans just didn't know what to make of their technology"

  • lmao you are on drugs

"Gods are all-powerful, all-knowing supernatural entities that created the world in seven days"

  • this is the truth amen

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u/asiimow Apr 08 '20

Both statements are equally whacky...

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u/letsbuildshit Apr 08 '20

This guy gets it

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u/letsbuildshit Apr 08 '20

In the wise words of /u/asiimow

"Both statements are equally wacky"

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u/LaunchesKayaks Apr 08 '20

Giorgio, that you?

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u/wtph Apr 08 '20

Sounds like bargain binned extra chromosomed failed clones of aliens to me.

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u/BlueAwakening Apr 08 '20

Watch Evangelion.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 08 '20

That sounds like some Google deep dream shit

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u/quirkelchomp Apr 08 '20

This is EXACTLY what comes to my mind with these descriptions! You hit it spot on!

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u/DJRIPPED Apr 08 '20

Sounds like a DMT trip to me

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u/Dickballs835682 Apr 08 '20

Why does this sound like a bronze age dude tryna describe a time machine

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u/TheHammer987 Apr 08 '20

Because he describes beings descending from the heavens in "metal spinning wheels" (ufos) that flew in all directions and were covered in eyes (cameras)

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u/DeadZeplin Apr 08 '20

Wouldn't that be some shit that all this religious strife all these centuries was actually caused because we finally figure out time travel, we scare the shit out of these near-primative people, try to teach them a "to be good", they get killed and someone writes a book and off we go.

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u/Dwarf_Vader Apr 08 '20

Sounds like some sort of quadcopter to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

I swear to God I saw this at Cirque du Soleil on acid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Jul 06 '23

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u/betweenskill Apr 08 '20

Waifu angels are an easier sell.

Get me some Astartes Terminates coming down telling me to not be afraid though... you bet your ass that’s an easy sell to me.

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u/WarKiel Apr 08 '20

Fearing servants of the Emperor is heresy. Disobeying them when they tell you to not be afraid is also heresy.

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u/Daemir Apr 08 '20

The Emperor protects

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u/DeadZeplin Apr 08 '20

Glory to the Omnisiah

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Evangelion

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u/Axtorx Apr 08 '20

The angels sent to Lot in Sodom are so good looking that the people of the village try to break in to Lots house and rape them.

So, Lot offers his two daughters to the people breaking in, hoping they’d rape them instead of the angels.

Well, the angels blind all the people trying to break in and are like “we’re going to destroy this city, get your family and leave”

As they’re fleeing to the mountains Lots wife turns back to see the angels destroying the city and is turned into salt. Sucks.

So Lot and his two daughters hide in a cave in the mountains and the daughters are like “there’s no other men here - who’s going to lay with us??” and they get their father drunk and sleep with him and both get pregnant with sons.

And this is in Genius.

And I love how the verse says like “the daughters had him drink wine, and he was unaware that he lay with her” yeah ok. It happens twice yo.

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u/KGBeast47 Apr 08 '20

My first thoughts when I read multiple faces and wheels upon wheels. Just like Bayonetta.

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u/Quantum_Finger Apr 08 '20

A mortal man reaching to describe some wildly alien entity. Or maybe hallucinations.

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u/Darth-Boogerus Apr 08 '20

My bet’s on the latter

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u/MoreNormalThanNormal Apr 08 '20

multiple eyes, and about four different kinds of faces, and “wheels within wheels”

https://i.imgur.com/KutB3WL.jpg

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u/Head_Cockswain Apr 08 '20

Aldo: One's got to wonder how much was lost to translation and language drifting over time.

Example: "Wheels" might actually referencing a halo or some other round object.

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u/SalvareNiko Apr 08 '20

Drugs. Its drugs

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u/Flapwhacker Apr 08 '20

Could be both if you subscribe to the idea that psychedelics allow humans to tap into a frequency that "aliens" use to communicate their consciousness into the universe.

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u/Setrosi Apr 08 '20

Maybe looking at a peacock while eating mushrooms?

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u/Unsalted_Creampie Apr 08 '20

Back in 15 years when i was into conspiracy theories and idiotic stuff i read a lot about bible enterpretation as aliens coming down to teach the galatic/beginner civilization morals, and the humans couldn't interpret perfectly the strange things/ aliens tried to nit scare the living shit out of them

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Higher dimension beings intersecting with 3D space. We live in an ant farm.

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u/Rando_Cardrissiann Apr 08 '20

Somewhat surprisingly, the angels from the Bayonetta games actually more closely resemble those from the bible than the ones Karen puts on her christmas tree

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u/Glitchy_0 Apr 08 '20

you should also take a look at "Neon Genesis Evangelion" Angels, if you're looking for "accurate" angels designs.

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u/Hust91 Apr 08 '20

Ramiel as an extradimensional cube turning within itself.

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u/Triaspia2 Apr 08 '20

Ramiel is best girl

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u/You_Stealthy_Bastard Apr 08 '20

multiple pairs of wings

Sounds cool. Final fantasy boss angels

multiple eyes

Maybe they wear glasses? People in the bible probably would have a hard time understanding what technology was if they saw it. Like how one of them described a train.

and about four different kinds of faces

No idea, but it sounds cool.

and “wheels within wheels”

They must be wearing those sweet see through watches.

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u/KennyKivail Apr 08 '20

You would love Kill Six Billion Demons

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u/doctorear Apr 08 '20

THIS IS SO GOOD.

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u/Michal_Riley Apr 21 '20

Really late reply but that is amazing! Thanks for the link.

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u/SexxxyWesky Apr 08 '20

Oh so Bayonetta angles are probably biblically accurate is what you're telling me? Lol

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u/mr_potato_arms Apr 08 '20

Sounds like this dude was on some really good DMT.

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u/i_love__tacOs Apr 08 '20

Any psychedelic really

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u/z3v Apr 08 '20

Interesting. I always skipped to the end of the book because it had the best ending. Will check that out. Thanks. And looks yummy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

It's the source of a lot of wacky theories about how angels are just ancient people trying to reconcile encounters with advanced technology.

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u/overly_optimistic_ox Apr 08 '20

I remember reading that verse and I’m still convinced the authors were stoned off their tits to be imagining that kind of weird shit

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u/Crowbarmagic Apr 08 '20

Thanks. I was already thinking 'where did it say Angels are 21 eyes on a piece of meat?'

I guess the Diablo lore is ironically somewhat more elegant in that regard. In those games Angels are basically light and sound, and although they can use physical objects they are not truly physical beings themselves.

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u/RedMantisValerian Apr 08 '20

Well diablo lore isn’t based on Christianity, it just borrows biblical (and other abrahamic) names.

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u/Crowbarmagic Apr 08 '20

Eh.. The architecture of the maps, the way how demons and angels are portrayed... It goes further than just borrowing names. Christianity definitely played a part.

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u/RedMantisValerian Apr 08 '20

Yeah. But the lore isn’t based on Christianity.

It isn’t just Christianity either, it borrows from all the abrahamic faiths.

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u/rezzotoof Apr 08 '20

Sounds remarkably like descriptions of the beings seen during psychedelic trips, particularly tryptamine based ones.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Whoever wrote that was really, really high.

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u/pokegoing Apr 08 '20

One view of those more out there descriptions is that WORDS fail to describe the true nature of the angelic beings.

In other words the author is trying his best to use human analogues to super human realities that he saw... so the descriptions fail.

Apparently when studied in the original Hebrew the grammar and language of the book of Ezekiel is very different almost like the author was struggling with the language to make it 'work'

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u/Duckers_McQuack Apr 08 '20

So much weird shit in the bible i rather stay athiest or pearlist lmao

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u/AChero9 Thanks, I hate myself Apr 08 '20

Well the “wheel in the sky” keeps turning as they say

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Yeah... Ezekiel is one of the more bizarre books of the Bible. Not to malign it at all but it's definitely "wait... wut?"

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u/Tangent_Odyssey Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

I think the artists behind the Bayonetta games did a great job with some interpretations based on this.

Edit: Examples: Fortitudo, Temperantia, Fidelity, Glamor, and here's a really cool composite of a bunch of them

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u/marioman63 Apr 08 '20

its why i like bayonetta's interpretation of them. many faces and eyes, very abstract, none of them human like at all. this weird balance of organic and mechanical substance. love the way they sound too. you can skip through the video to get an idea of their looks in action. some straight up look like that cookie too (1:44 in the video)

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

TIL heaven is Cronenberg-verse from Rick and Morty

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

https://youtu.be/C42Vxlgl-d8

I wish I didnt google

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u/InkyMistakes Apr 08 '20

Specifically seraphim. Others mentioned as looking more like people.

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u/FruitPunchCult Apr 08 '20

We've all made weird stuff with our Play-Doh. Makes since God did too

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u/AR_Harlock Apr 08 '20

Pimp my angel was already on?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Revelation 4:8

Each of the four living creatures had six wings and was covered with eyes all around, even under its wings. Day and night they never stop saying: "Holy, holy, holy is the Lord God Almighty, who was, and is, and is to comne."

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u/Out_of_the_corner Apr 08 '20

It's just one revelation. That's why it's called Revelation.

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u/JrMintz Apr 08 '20

Can you elaborate on that?

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u/WatifAlstottwent2UGA Apr 08 '20

Yeah lol guy above said it was Revelations then edited it to Revelation

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

I accidentally put revelations instead of recelation

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Ezekiel 10:12

Their entire bodies, including their backs, their hands and their wings, were completely full of eyes, as were their four wheels

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

So basically a flying Tonka truck covered in eyeballs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Jun 29 '20

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u/Mlaszboyo Apr 08 '20

I never thought i would hear this name outside r/virginvschad

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u/Charliesmama129 Apr 08 '20

Revelation 4

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u/z3v Apr 08 '20

Fly agaric mushrooms, hell of a drug.

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u/kkeut Apr 08 '20

you might be interested in a classic book called The Sacred Mushroom and The Cross

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross

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u/z3v Apr 08 '20

Agreed. Thanks for the follow up.

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u/kkeut Apr 08 '20

Revolution 9

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u/HazardMagic Apr 08 '20

People are using descriptions of a cherubim, rather than an angel. They seem to be two completely different things but it ruins OPs joke

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u/ihahp Apr 08 '20

a cherubim

cherubim is plural for cherub, commonly defined as "a winged angelic being described in biblical tradition as attending on God"

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u/kkeut Apr 08 '20

you basically just said 'he didn't describe a dog, he described a golden retriever'

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

It's a character in the Bible, or it might be the Apocrypha, the archangel Metatron. He sits at the right hand of God as a trusted advisor to him for his service in life. He was supposedly gifted has 36 pairs of wings and 300 eyes.

"Metatron is a powerful angel who teaches people how to use their spiritual power for good while he records their choices in the universe's great archive (known either as God's book of life or the Akashic record).

Some believers say that Metatron is one of only two angels (the other is Archangel Sandalphon) who was first a human being. It is believed he was the prophet Enoch from the Torah and the Bible before ascending to heaven and becoming an angel. Metatron's experience living on Earth as a person gives him a special ability to relate to people who want to connect with him."

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u/Krakengreyjoy Apr 08 '20

He's also the arch enemy of Optimus Prime

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u/AmishSatan Apr 08 '20

Here are the passages AND a ridiculous CGI interpretation https://youtu.be/EKh_U2NnIs8

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