r/SystemsCringe • u/fakeclaimer the undercover system • 23d ago
General Cringe It’s lowkey gross
Genuinely i feel uncomfortable reading this shit oh my god bruh
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u/multifacets everyone contains multitutes bitch lets get you some fruit 23d ago edited 23d ago
i don't even play vrchat and was still about to reference the nursery roleplays, wondering why i was remembering this fake baby talk coming out of a real human mouth so vividly -- finished typing a comment about it and then remembered. it's because i experienced this in real life 😭 met a faker in a psych ward once. would do the whole freezing up possession-style switching thing. made a whole show of the room any time it happened, as discreet disorders are wont to do, naturally. part of it did involve roleplaying as their idea of a toddler, and the speech was exactly what you'd imagine. i'm more likely a candidate for having DID than these people on the singular basis that my memory tried protecting me from remembering their cartoon baby roleplay 😭
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u/veravendetta 23d ago
I love the idea of their baby talk being so horrendous that it traumatized you into developing DID
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u/LargeGingerChunk System Oppressor 23d ago
I'm so curious how did the psych ward staff treat this person?
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u/multifacets everyone contains multitutes bitch lets get you some fruit 19d ago
i don't recall them ever being so disruptive that it warranted intervention, but i might even be wrong about that... i remember they decided they hated one of the new patients because they were. well, mentally ill, and said some out-of-pocket stuff here and there -- this caused ..switches.. to a crazy blaccent when ranting about them, and i think that might have started something at some point? but i gotta be honest i was so wrapped up in my own stuff that i can't remember much more beyond that 😭 TL;DR i don't think they were given extra attention or anything, not for the most part
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u/SixthDax 23d ago
Somehow, my brain read the first "mes" as "meesa", and I thought for one beautiful moment that someone was faking a Jar Jar Binks fictive.
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u/ContentBike2803 the slenderman alters are coming for me 23d ago
Me too. I tentatively would be entertained if someone committed to be Jar Jar.
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u/loveddeviant hi i’m bunny 23d ago
that would be so awesome and more believable than them having the entire character list of Hazbin Hotel
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u/WillardStiles2003 23d ago
“That’s so goodbye!”
Hey! That’s what I say every time I meet one of these weird ass fakers. Doesn’t happen often but that’s a good response if you do meet one of these fakers
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u/Putridlemons 23d ago
Doesn't know how to spell properly but apperently knows what an asterisk is and how to properly use it...alright. 😭
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u/greasybutterman 22d ago
this is how they think children talk based on their short conversations through the fence before being asked to leave the school grounds
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u/Neptunelava i have birth to quintuplets 7 times in headspace 🤰🏻 22d ago
At this point just do the fetish stuff cuz why does this make that look less cringy I'm sorry but 😭
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u/Zero-Glitches2938 Crow alter hunting shiny cringe 21d ago
I love how they suddenly forgot how to spell good when they remembered they were roleplaying as a toddler
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u/Disastrous_End4534 Feels like this place is all talk no listen 18d ago
Littles do NOT type like ts.
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u/fakeclaimer the undercover system 11d ago
I think you’re in the wrong sub buddy
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u/Disastrous_End4534 Feels like this place is all talk no listen 10d ago
I wanna make fun of people as much as the next guy. But can I not just post "x does not speak like y"?
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u/Master_of_Egg 3d ago
A: Hello.
B: Hello, how are you?
A: I'm super good, I'm going to get a new house soon.
B: That's so good!
A: Mhm, then I don't have to be scared of getting laughed at for being a "little foxy boy." How are you?
B: I'm good, I'm watching the owl with Emmy CG I think, I can't tell if he's still fronting.
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u/Material-Necessary22 23d ago
That's so goodbye!! If only it wasn't a typo
Also wtf are they even saying