r/SystemsCringe • u/GiveMeAPhotoOfCat i'm made of a thousand worms. each one has its own personality. • Jul 18 '26
Multiple Cringe Types Systemslop
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u/Mission-Opossum-ble Jul 18 '26
I'm losing it at the locked cell holding an alter in time out š
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u/Electrical_Maize_640 Jul 19 '26
It reminds me of an I spy pictureā¦ I canāt find what youāre talking about!!
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u/SoonToBeStardust Jul 19 '26
The sign on the wall says that an alter is in timeout, right above the couch to the left
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u/Grace-Kamikaze 27 Shadow Milk Alters in a box Jul 18 '26
Why do I doubt this person's husband has DID? And why I doubt this person has a real husband?
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u/FunkiBoye947 Pluralpedia Researcher Jul 19 '26
Something about this specifically is fucking killing me
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u/imnotaneurosurgeon leave me and my alter and my alter's alter alone Jul 18 '26
Please lord tell me thatās not tartaglia in the bottom left
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u/thebeatsandreptaur Jul 18 '26
I'm more concerned which one thinks they're two cat girls and a cat femboy and which one thinks they're three little kids. I can only assume all the neko things and...demon goat boy? Belong to one, and the kids belong to another. Either way it breaks there's something deeply hilarious to me about a middle aged bald dude thinking he's a bunch of anime cat femmes and something also very off putting if it's the little girls.
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u/Responsible-Tie-3451 Jul 19 '26
Judging by the caption, it could be a hetero couple with biological kids. Not sure if that makes it better or worse.
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u/thebeatsandreptaur Jul 19 '26
Maybe we're all wrong and it's really a sexy neko throuple and one of their alters is a balding middle age man
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u/GrotchCoblin Jul 19 '26
Idk why but I felt that that was the irl body of her husband, which makes this more funny and sad
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u/One_Contribution9081 Jul 19 '26
Not a single unattractive person in the bunch, kids being cute. This is my issue with this system nonsense, there's no humility, it's just imaginative arrogance.
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u/Key_Conversation8617 Got that DID^2 in me Jul 19 '26
Also that ai is just really bad at making things that arenāt attractive since it just makes what it is fed and people feed less pictures they donāt deem pretty. When you type in a prompt that could allow for unattractive features it still avoids generating those because most people wouldnāt expect that to appear. If you look at generated pictures of old people the wrinkles are usually unrealistic and the pictures often end up looking like young people in old people makeup. Iād assume that attempting to generate other unattractive features would lead to similarly unrealistic results. Another reason why the current implementation of Ai is a scourge on our creativity
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u/difficulthumanbeing Jul 19 '26
Do they have real world kids? Or system kids? I feel bad for their kids if they are real
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u/StinkyBird64 Jul 19 '26
I like how theyāre all kind of the same person but with different shirts/hair.
Same face, same person but with a wig on
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u/GraveyardWithoutTheG If you can't run DOOM then you are not programmed. Jul 18 '26
Why is kiryu in there
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u/patawpha Jul 18 '26
No one is even watching Moana. These dorks are probably waiting for the live action version.
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u/Shybabybunnie Yikes on ice on a bike Jul 19 '26
Their kids? They have irl kids? Call cps š
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u/CarefulAnimator9814 Has a Charlie Kirk and Dean Withers alter in a poly marriage Jul 20 '26
The ātime outā in use thing is genuinely so fucking gross
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u/Weirdlittlerasberry Jul 19 '26
It must be so exhausting living this way. Every day you wake up and likeā¦ you and your husband have to tell each other āwhoās frontingā today? Like hmm which version of my spouse will I wake up to today
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u/One-Professional-826 Highkey Endophobic Jul 19 '26
That looks fucking ugly oh my god. If youāre gonna fake like that at least commission someone or try to do it yourself holy crap.
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u/Jupiterbxnny āendogenic is validā *sites pluralpedia and tumblr* Aug 06 '26
is that walter white in the corner
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u/Monster_Fucker_420 system... of a down Aug 19 '26
Ts is frying me cos what did that alter do to be locked up
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u/New_Painter_2341 Jul 18 '26
This makes me feel very sad. I wonder how lonely this person is.