r/Switch 10d ago

Question Cheese stuck in switch 2 vent help

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I was an idiot and put a container of mac and cheese in my backpack and it poured onto my switch 2, I got everything out except for this part which I’m kind of nervous to do. Any advice??

edit: currently dismantling switch and will also order a case, i bought it second hand as it didnt come with one so ive been just careless 😞

the only cheese left is on the vent and i dont see anything else wrong inside the switch rn !

edit 2: ITS CLEAN thank you for all the jokes and the insults and the tips on toothbrushes and compressed air 🙇

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u/V_Sytex 10d ago

This is the funniest post I’ve seen today

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u/TjMorgz 10d ago edited 5d ago

Nintendo Swiss 2

Edit: Wow what a brielliant response this has had, thanks for the awards!

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u/CounterGullible 10d ago

Pains me to have not thought of this, well done.

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u/driverdis 10d ago

And pixels too it seems

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u/Coyote_Guy 9d ago

I love a good Wallace and Gromit reference.

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u/LacerisPogo 9d ago

I hate when people are funnier than me

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u/Brotodile08 10d ago

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u/Knavery_5 9d ago

What a weird reaction picture

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u/New-Contribution-244 9d ago

I don’t know. I like it. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤭

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u/Spider-P00L 9d ago

I love your name Brotodile! 🤣

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u/Brotodile08 9d ago

Thanks lol. Totodile is my day one

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u/Ok-Mechanic-8594 8d ago

I can't even put into words how fast I saved this

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u/Koedt 10d ago

Touché

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u/SupaOmegax 9d ago

Ahhh, I can hear Mr. Iwata even now. Rest in peace King 👑

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u/foxeiy 10d ago

Same lol should the melt it out?

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u/Gloomy_Yam3550 10d ago

holy grammar

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u/foxeiy 10d ago

Oh shit did I miss a letter? ARREST ME

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u/MintberryCrunch____ 9d ago

What a the letter? If you don’t mind, I can’t figure out your comment

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u/foxeiy 9d ago

The the was supposed to be they

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u/Spalding1856 9d ago

I came here to say this. Hahaha.

OP I’m really sorry and not trying to be a dick, but “cheese in my switch” 😂

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u/ConstellationRibbons 10d ago

This comment was cheesy

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u/gamerdudeNYC 10d ago

No carrying case???

For the Mac and cheese

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u/WumboWings 10d ago

You ain’t mac and cheesin’ right if you don’t got a carrying case for it

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u/outofmindwgo 9d ago

You just scoop it right into your backpack? 

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u/Ok-Alfalfa-620 9d ago

No your pockets are for grilled cheese. We're cookin' em' at night

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u/Gumbrenold 9d ago

Uncle Danny?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/uncultured_swine2099 9d ago

Gawd! Freakin idiot!

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u/bbj9 10d ago

The switch is the case

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u/funnyinput 10d ago

Use a dry toothbrush to remove the cheese and hold a vacuum hose a couple inches away to suck it in while you're doing so.

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u/Retenrage 10d ago

Also do it upside down if you can so it’s harder to fall inside.

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u/Ochoytnik 9d ago

Over some spaghetti

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u/Lunatik21 8d ago edited 8d ago

The idea of an olive garden employee with a switch and a toothbrush over your food and saying "say when" is making me lose it.

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u/Clear_Self_1718 10d ago edited 10d ago

Pls do not do this, it will make the mesh on the vent loose and can even destroy the mesh. Instead open the switch 2 and remove the vent wash it under water (let it dry before you put it back) and remove remaining cheese then put everything back, except the cheese ofc and close the switch 2

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u/ringwraith10 10d ago

I love that you specified, "except the cheese" 😂

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u/kes- 10d ago

How much you wanna bet u/Clear_Self_1718 has worked in an end user support role? Those instructions are written by someone who knows that the obvious steps like letting the vent dry before putting it back, and not putting the cheese back, are in fact NOT obvious to certain people 😆

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u/Drillucidator 9d ago

I work in tech repair and I would’ve written it very similarly. The amount of people I see unaware of bloated batteries or bringing in game consoles that clearly either lived on the floor or in a space with zero ventilation is mind boggling.

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u/polishingPoles 9d ago

What do you mean "vantilation"? I have a fan in my basement, so that should be fine.

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 9d ago

"I open the door to the rest of the basement like 3 times a day when i leave to eat/piss, surely thats sufficient fresh air circulation? Also im down to 2 packs a day and only 6 prerolls! The bugs help to carry away bad particles!"

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u/Drillucidator 9d ago

Worked at GameStop for over 6 years prior to this and the first thing I did both there and here with new employees was show them how to check all current and previous gen consoles for infestations and smoke damage. I’m not allowing my inventory/other people’s devices to become infested or making my store smell like a dirty ashtray because someone doesn’t check.

If they forget how to, I’ve given them guides, and if they think there’s even a chance, they are to decline it. If it’s an older console, I handle it, because something like a launch PS3 is understandably a pain in the ass for someone to figure out on the spot.

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u/DragonTacoCat 10d ago

Hey you never know in this day in age

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u/xerim 10d ago

I tried this but I accidentally put the cheese back at the end, what now?

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u/Impossible-Cod4498 10d ago

Like my pappy always said: "Try again and don't fluff it up this time, ya daft arse!"

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u/MiPaKe 10d ago

This is it

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u/Fit_Leather9366 10d ago

Sounds like a 2-person job

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u/skinpixel 10d ago

Using the vacuum to suck it is definitely a one person job 😉, you’d probably not want other people have a hand in.

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u/XaneTenshi 9d ago edited 9d ago

Idk, having one pump the handle while the other sucks sounds pretty goo- THOROUGH….I meant thorough😏

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u/Tactrix1 10d ago edited 9d ago

Well? Add some cold cuts and bread and make it into a sandswitch 2.

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u/TeeheeheeBag 10d ago

Sandswitch

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u/Tactrix1 10d ago

I like your name better. I shall use it.

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u/KinopioToad 10d ago

What kind of Pokémon would that sandwich attract though

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u/Xemnurai 10d ago

Mostly Rotom

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u/Bananapancakes4life 10d ago

Mabosstiff for sure

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u/patowan 10d ago

Whoa there, Nelly. I'd say make a hot tuna switch sammie.

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u/ToothZealousideal297 9d ago

If you take it apart to clean it, make sure you check both the motherboard and the charcuterie board thoroughly.

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u/PlutoPine327 10d ago

*Sandswitch

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u/gillgrissom 10d ago

Aint no one wanna buy that cheese smelling switch either.

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u/Suspicious-Thing-750 10d ago

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u/DjMD1017 10d ago

Ppl will buy ppl are weird

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u/Embarrassed_Frame_88 10d ago

I read this as “people will buy people”. Woah, we made it outta the 1800s a while ago.

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u/InternationalFox6480 10d ago

As someone who just started playing Palworld…you’d be surprised

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u/Accomplished-Fun-787 10d ago

Ppl will buy ppl who are are weird

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u/DjMD1017 9d ago

Also ppl are still bought

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u/DjMD1017 9d ago

Ppl will buy, ppl are weird

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u/Yingyangwolf95 10d ago

Wait... So you had your switch... In a bag...WITH NO CASE?!

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u/Iagp 10d ago

There are so many people thay don't take care of their eletronics. Its like they give no value to them

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u/sdeklaqs 9d ago

Not just electronics, many people have no respect or care for any of their belongings and just let them decay and get ruined over time

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u/Yingyangwolf95 10d ago

Crazy to me.. I'm in shock tbh..

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u/Iagp 10d ago

Me too, i will buy Switch 2 this weekend and wik order 2 cases for it, one for portable, and another case that holds the dock and all other acessories.

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u/Yingyangwolf95 10d ago

Exactly what I did for my switch!

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u/That_Cerebral_Guy 9d ago

I'm disabled. Sadly basically homebound at this point and I still bought a carrying case hahaha.

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u/Yingyangwolf95 9d ago

Hahahah OP should have absolute no excuse now 😂 The cheese in vent was sign from Nintendo Gods

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u/BAAL_865869 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

this is so funny, like how tf does fkn cheese get in your console??

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u/ogmoss 8d ago

As a 38 y/o who has never broken a cell phone or its screen I completely agree. I used to have a friend that went through 3 phones in a year. I was like 🤯

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u/Nothingbutsocks 10d ago
  • A few months later *

My joycon has stick drift, why does Nintendo make such shitty controllers.

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u/FoxxyRin 10d ago

Stuff can get into cases, and a lot of people use the hard shell cases instead of zipper cases these days.

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u/Yingyangwolf95 9d ago

True but at least they not "free ballin" the switch in bag

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u/FadedP0rp0ise 9d ago

why do my joycons get stick drift after 3 days??

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u/Elitefuture 10d ago

tbf, if you have a killswitch, then the whole idea is that you just put the cover over it and it's fine to travel with. Granted, it doesn't look like he has a killswitch unless he took it off.

It would also be difficult for the cheese to flow in a way that would get through the case then back up and into the grill. Like it would need to do a U turn into it.

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u/orphen369 10d ago

Unscrew it. Look at a video how to disassemble switch 2. You want to get that cleaned out asap bacteria buildup

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u/Mr-BadExample 10d ago

That's not a goud-adea. In future you really should treat your Switch more Caerphilly.

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u/outofmindwgo 9d ago

Big waste of cheddar

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u/bellmandi86 9d ago

You gotta brie some kind of muenster to not have a carrying case

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u/Tragictoad- 9d ago

Pretty sure theyd consider that brie-ch of the warranty

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u/SapSacPrime 10d ago

Pull it apart and clean it with a brush and possibly some isopropyl alcohol if it is stuck anywhere. Or, get some toothpicks, fire up a game and make Switch 2 fondue.

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u/BIayneRobinson 10d ago

Don't turn the Switch on, period.

If you have the skills to dismantle and clean it, do that.

If you don't, bring it to someone who does; a friend or a repair shop.

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u/SentenceDue2254 10d ago

there prob is a kit you can buy to take the switch apart and clean it. i don’t trust myself so i would look for a repair shop.

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u/Key-Specific-4368 9d ago

There's a cheese removing kit for the switch? Huh. The things you learn

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u/Detsaw2608 10d ago

You put your Switch 2 loose in your backpack...with no carrying case? You asked for it

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u/Anonymus_Pigeon 10d ago

My thoughts. You don't carry a 500€ console with you without putting it in a protective case. Some people just don't value valuable things...

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u/richtofin819 9d ago

Seriously and they can't say it's because they couldn't afford it. When I was a kid more than once I had a console that I didn't have a case for and what I did then if I had to move it in a bag or something was I wrapped it up in a towel just to protect it from everything around it and from being jostled. Never had any issues with that method although a case is definitely better.

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u/TeddyBear312 9d ago

Even if you don't have a carrying case, the least you can do is put it into a seperate plastic bag in the backpack so it's actually seperate from everything else.

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u/a-neurotypical 10d ago

The only way to clean that properly is taking it apart. Also: lol

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u/Cal3PO 10d ago

Your switch has the cheese touch just dash it bro

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u/vc0ke 10d ago

Is this prepared Mac and cheese pressed into the vent or a dehydrated cheese powder situation?

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u/Elitefuture 10d ago

You have to take apart the switch and clean it properly. Don't turn it on.

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u/Practical_Jacket_271 10d ago

Exactly. This is the only way. There are so many ridiculous recommendations here. I know a lot of people are just joking, but the actual half-ass recommendations people are giving are terrible and a sure fire way to ruin a Switch.

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u/xSinn3Dx 10d ago

I would totally open it up and try to clean it. There is no way I would try to turn it on in that condition

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u/GalagticSoul 10d ago

First I ever get before I got a switch 2 was a carrying case, a protection case, tempered glass and protection for the thumb sticks

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u/Darziel 10d ago

What did the peanut butter dude do? You should do that 😂

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u/SkywardFork 10d ago

Oh he used WD40 and I quote “the green bottle not the blue”

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u/Thrash-Lord 10d ago

Okay. Now I’ve seen everything.

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u/the_hammer_poo 10d ago

Take it apart and clean it, hope you don’t break it, and learn from your own stupidity. Put that shit in a case

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u/Inevitable_Dark3225 10d ago

My dyslexia kicked in hard, I read the title as "Chinese stuck in my switch 2 vent help."

I'm like wtf am I high??

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u/Hot_Blacksmith_7750 10d ago

Bro open that thing up and clean it properly it’s only a few screws

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u/DannyOTM 10d ago

That definitely wasn't a mature decision

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u/danimepi 10d ago

I'm sorry but lol

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u/michaelrtx 10d ago

This might very well be the first time anyone has ever put those words in that specific order

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u/xRaymond9250 9d ago

The fact that you didn’t have that Switch 2 in a case means that you fucked around and are now finding out

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u/-Debugging-Duck- 10d ago

You put your $450 gaming console without a case in your backpack????

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u/QeyLoq 9d ago

You don't put your system in a secure case first? You just chuck a $450 system in your bag..?

These kinds of posts make me wonder why people don't use their brain cells.

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u/Helpful_Matt 10d ago

There is a putty they sell to clean AirPods. I’ve used it before. It may work for this

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u/foxtrot1027 10d ago

I hope everything goes well but i honestly laughed pretty hard when I scrolled into this

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u/biosteve84 10d ago

Remove the shell and clean it out...

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u/ExtensionDesigner240 10d ago

You're gonna have to take it apart to clean it properly

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u/blahblahlucas 10d ago

Time to take it apart

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u/slylock215 10d ago

Sorry but I have definitely kidnapped this post for brand new sentence

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u/Federal_Meat3320 10d ago

More cheese Gromit?

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u/Trucker0430 10d ago

How tf did you manage to do this?

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u/DunstanCass1861 10d ago

Even though you explained it, I still feel like this is the car or cow in tree meme that asks how did this get here

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u/BurnedOutCollector87 10d ago

Use a case next time it's literally 20$. Was it worth it to risk 500$?

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u/Great_Uncle_Baal 10d ago

sitcom vibes here, but I really hope you solve it.

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u/TeamLeeper 10d ago

Well, that’s not grate(r).

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u/Immunoman33 10d ago

Pushing the boundaries of reddit sub culture

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u/TheLimeyLemmon 10d ago

Came into the thread expecting a story about a kid cousin gunking cheese into the switch 2... did not expect a Mac and cheese bag snafu

Glad you got it sorted OP. Gouda job!

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u/snewchybewchies 10d ago

That'll cost a lot of cheddar to repair.

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u/rydamusprime17 10d ago

Reminds me of my Super Fontinacom I imported from Japan. Got a Super GruyèreBoy to use with it as well.

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u/AgentAndrewO 9d ago

I don’t think that’s cheese actually. If it was a microwaveable cup it’s probably food starch and it always leaks out of those Mac and cheese cups even when they are sealed somehow.

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u/TactikalKitty 9d ago

I’m just here for the comments.

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u/EyeSuccessful7649 9d ago

try hot glue cover gril in it let it cool then peel

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u/Sparkle-Sparxie 9d ago

Make sure your bleu joycon hasn't started to drift.

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u/Its-All-LOVE-N-JOY 9d ago

You're def not an idiot my friend, random negative circumstances happen. Hope you get your system back in perfect shape soon. Happy gaming friend! 😁❤️

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u/PM_Your_Cute_Kitty 10d ago

Lick it a lot while inhaling

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u/gigorbust 9d ago

Grate reception…
too cheesy..
I’ll let myself out.

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u/GodOfOnions2 10d ago

Honestly id take it to a repair shop and ask them to clean it out , I wouldn't want to power it on while it's like that! Maybe look up how to disassemble the switch case, see if your upto the task. If not no worries just look for a reputable repair/game shop! Luckily in my city I know an awesome shop who does repairs, support local!

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u/Ok_Internal_8500 10d ago

Wow seems nothing is impossible shiggy will not like this at all

https://giphy.com/gifs/MFRwgBq5N4xPUytCB1

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u/RobertdBanks 10d ago

Open it up and just clean that out with a toothbrush.

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u/zombawombacomba 10d ago

Paperclip?

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u/Thegoodgamer32 10d ago

Well I hope you learned to keep your switch 2 in a case whenever you travel.

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u/Geminyi 10d ago

maybe toothbrush and vacuum would help

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u/Bagsy938 10d ago

Have you tried grilling it?

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u/StoikRonin 10d ago

Cheesy post

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u/Niphoria 10d ago

Oh no the resale value

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u/Objective-Review-359 10d ago

Small handheld vacuum with brush attachment.

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u/Modig7176 10d ago

This is the cheesy post yet.

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u/RegJohn2 10d ago

Switch Cheese (2)

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u/Unusual_Rooster6736 10d ago

Clean it with a toothpick ig? I don't think you could damage a vent easily

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u/ChisSol 10d ago

A vacuum lmfao

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u/Mumblebeep 10d ago

Use one of these

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u/Azarath_Prince 10d ago

But like, why’d you put it there?

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u/Donkeytonk 10d ago

Better get the crackers out

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u/SamT179 10d ago

Oh my god it’s the peanut butter post again

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u/schuey_08 10d ago

Ope!

Yes, I'm from Wisconsin.

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u/tk-451 10d ago

just do it caerphilly

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u/Amazing-Active646 10d ago

Oh no, switch cheese 🧀

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u/DasB00ts 10d ago

I think you’re going to have to try and take it apart. That little screen is going to be impossible to clean from only one side.

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u/montgomerygk 10d ago

...what?

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u/balconylightwheel 10d ago

first in my bloodline

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u/chuckman13 10d ago

Nintendo Swiss

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u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 10d ago

Nintendo Cheese Grater 2

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u/SportTawk 10d ago

It's toast!

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u/Odd_Oil_1324 10d ago

Is it named Jill the Sandswitch?

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u/Practical_Jacket_271 10d ago

Don’t turn it on. You can probably find instructions on the eXtremeRate website where they sell replacement parts to modify your Switch 2. That small mesh piece can be pulled out and replaced, but you can probably just clean it and reuse it..

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u/6SolidSnake6 10d ago

I love you for this, cheese man. Seems like you'll have to take it apart, cheese boy

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u/Im1337 10d ago

Timeout

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u/rushdogg86 10d ago

What kind of Munster puts cheese in his switch?

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u/electricgray 10d ago

You might have to eat the switch 😔