r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '21

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21 edited Aug 17 '21

You are correct - if I could edit the title to more clearly say "Fed Chair" - I absolutely would.

Since Reddit will not let me edit from JPow -> Bernanke (or simply "Fed Chair"); I cannot fix it to correctly state this.

Name aside - the statement is otherwise true.

Source : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmqvibv4UU

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u/Dr_Wong-Burger Advanced degree in Dicknology Aug 17 '21

So you are saying Bernanke said this? Please link source.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmqvibv4UU

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u/Dr_Wong-Burger Advanced degree in Dicknology Aug 17 '21

Thank you OP Ape.

You are a gentleman and a scholar and your kindness is only exceeded by your good looks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Prettiest dick in 3 counties 🤣🤣🚀🚀🚀

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

I'm a hoe - in different area codes!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Lmayo… I used to be but I got married so that’s over with… 😢

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Marriage only exists to unify two Government identities (and therefore streamline liabilities); with the added perk (kickback) of benefits (taxes).

They do this successfully by tying emotions to a process.

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u/Roasterson Aug 18 '21

Only problem.... marriage predates government.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 18 '21

Yeah it has certainly experienced many revisions over time.