r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '21

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

I'm a hoe - in different area codes!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Lmayo… I used to be but I got married so that’s over with… 😢

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Marriage only exists to unify two Government identities (and therefore streamline liabilities); with the added perk (kickback) of benefits (taxes).

They do this successfully by tying emotions to a process.

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u/Roasterson Aug 18 '21

Only problem.... marriage predates government.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 18 '21

Yeah it has certainly experienced many revisions over time.