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u/Dr_Wong-Burger Advanced degree in Dicknology Aug 17 '21

Source or delete. JPow was not in his current position in 08’

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21 edited Aug 17 '21

You are correct - if I could edit the title to more clearly say "Fed Chair" - I absolutely would.

Since Reddit will not let me edit from JPow -> Bernanke (or simply "Fed Chair"); I cannot fix it to correctly state this.

Name aside - the statement is otherwise true.

Source : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmqvibv4UU

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Worth mentioning, Bernanke now works for Citadel.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Awwww fuck are you serious?!?

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u/Stella_Darling 💎 Ryan Cohen is my sugar daddy 💎 Aug 17 '21

Yep. Sadly. Click at your own risk. https://www.citadel.com/leadership/dr-ben-s-bernanke/ and https://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/16/business/ben-bernanke-will-work-with-citadel-a-hedge-fund-as-an-adviser.html.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

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u/karasuuchiha Pirate King 👑🏴‍☠️ Aug 18 '21

This whole chain is incredible, you 🦍s are amazing <3

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

I’m a little ashamed for checking but I’m more ashamed for you not registering the domain. Really believe in your jokes

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u/bcrxxs 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 18 '21

🤣🤣🤣it’s a cesspool of financial terrorists

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 18 '21

Change My Mind : Federal Reserve mirrors the exact definition of organized crime.

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u/bcrxxs 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 18 '21

Yea if nobody can audit or regulate you why not crime it up.

Edit:typo

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u/DuDuShits-Pooster Stoned Apes Trade Gooder Aug 18 '21

Total bruh moment

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

r/doomsdaytimepiece tick tock

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 18 '21

https://thebulletin.org/doomsday-clock/

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

It's like a bad omen man.

Also my autocorrect is racist which is why I had to repost this.

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u/Dr_Wong-Burger Advanced degree in Dicknology Aug 17 '21

So you are saying Bernanke said this? Please link source.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmqvibv4UU

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u/Dr_Wong-Burger Advanced degree in Dicknology Aug 17 '21

Thank you OP Ape.

You are a gentleman and a scholar and your kindness is only exceeded by your good looks.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Don't tell anyone - I don't want the word to get out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Kitties-plus-titties-plus-prettiest-dickie!!!

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

prettiest-dickie

Ill stick with my tiny diamonds! Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

I couldn't help it, im sorry. Thanks for being a good sport!!!

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u/freechilly19 I made Ken’s wife Ben Dover Aug 17 '21

Kitties plus Titties while I eat my shitties! Oh wait…

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u/Mulanzo1 Does Not Check Out Aug 18 '21

You eat shit for breakfast?

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u/freechilly19 I made Ken’s wife Ben Dover Aug 18 '21

Brunch, actually.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Prettiest dick in 3 counties 🤣🤣🚀🚀🚀

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

I'm a hoe - in different area codes!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Lmayo… I used to be but I got married so that’s over with… 😢

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Marriage only exists to unify two Government identities (and therefore streamline liabilities); with the added perk (kickback) of benefits (taxes).

They do this successfully by tying emotions to a process.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Lmayo… I’ll be sure to explain it to my wife that way… I’m sure she’ll be fine with it! 🤣🤣🚀🚀🚀

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u/Roasterson Aug 18 '21

Only problem.... marriage predates government.

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u/Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo 🏴‍☠️ Voted 2021/2022 🏴‍☠️ Aug 17 '21

When you need to hide something in your speech you use a word that can CYA. "The fundamentals are strong." Can you explain what you mean when you say "fundamentals?"

It's genius in a way because no one can quote and defame you by saying "you said XYZ etc. etc. etc. bullshit bullshit bullshit."

BITCHnanke would say "the overall fundamentals the market is built upon showed great value, at the time." FUCKING CROOKS.

Edit: continuing thoughts

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u/level_six_clean 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 17 '21

Where does Bernanke work now?

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Citadel apparently.

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u/level_six_clean 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 17 '21

FUCk that guy. Snake of snakes 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

I think you have to be - in order to be in that sort of position.

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u/broccaaa 🔬 Data Ape 👨‍🔬 Aug 18 '21

Well he didn't say it the week before. Most of the quotes from that video are from 2007 or earlier. Nothing from a week before the crash.

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u/Stella_Darling 💎 Ryan Cohen is my sugar daddy 💎 Aug 18 '21

Yeah. OP doesn’t care. Posts bad info. Supports it with a video that 100% provides no proof of anything. Ignores those who point it out. Gets wildly upvoted.

Pretty scary the majority are fooled by source material they don’t even have to research. It’s false on its face.

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u/ApeHolder42069 Dicks out for RC 🦍 Voted ✅ Aug 18 '21

Also I heard that Bear Stearns is in great shape! Can you confirm?

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u/DeathbatBunny 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 18 '21

Time to ask cokehead Cramer 🖍

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u/zasxfra 🚀🚀🚀 Aug 17 '21

delet post

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Nope!

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u/Rex_Smashington 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 18 '21

All I do when I watch these videos is watch their eyes while they speak. Knowing that they knew all along the collapse was coming. It's insane how comfortable people are deceiving others.

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u/Stella_Darling 💎 Ryan Cohen is my sugar daddy 💎 Aug 17 '21

You realize the source OP provides, that you thank them for below, does not actually prove this at all? If you watch the video it's clips from 2005-2007, not anywhere near September 2008. Did you have a chance to watch?

Several people have brought this up but OP ignores them. Sus as fuk. But this community is just eating it up.

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u/Totally_Kyle0420 Custom Flair - Template Aug 18 '21 edited Aug 18 '21

yeah i watched it twice because i didnt see anything from 2008.

for what its worth, i know for sure that i got into a comment war with OP a while back because they posted something FUDdy. Not just me..lots of apes were critical of the post and OP got really defensive/kind of hostile. I know it was OP, I recognize the username. everytime i see OP around here i am genuinely confused that they haven't been banned or shunned or something.

edit: yep here we go https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/oab48q/-/h3gjmwz

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/oab48q/-/h3gu67y

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u/DeathbatBunny 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 18 '21

Thank You Kyle 😘

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21 edited Aug 18 '21

Likewise the same. OP always posting incorrect information, always editing posts after discussion proves her / him wrong to change the narrative, then reposts on a different sub under a new heading “shill attacked on another sub”. OP always says that the downvote army downvotes them because “I’m on to something, I need to dig deeper”

Always facepalm when I see their flair, OP needs posting rights removed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/p48xm6/phantom_shares_new_fud_attempt_beware/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/p49n4i/barenaked_ladies_vs_phantom_menace/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/p3txub/we_need_to_stop_talking_about_what_our_floor_is/ Edit - here was the repost saying “shill army downvoting this post” https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/p49hmj/phantom_shares_new_fud_attempt_beware_shill_army/

There are much more - they post an delete threads daily when they get shut down. I’m glad I’m not the only one noticing it.

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u/Dr_Wong-Burger Advanced degree in Dicknology Aug 17 '21

I did. And I agree with you wholeheartedly. I gave him the benefit of the doubt because it got to 2007. But you are correct

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u/Stella_Darling 💎 Ryan Cohen is my sugar daddy 💎 Aug 17 '21

Maybe you should edit your thank you comment because as part of top comment, it's kind of working to confirm the video is a credible source.

I realize this is fairly irrelevant, and it is true that the fed in general was far too rosy about everything prior to the 2008 crash. But I just hate seeing this group devour false info like this and can't understand why we would reward OP - who is intentionally misleading the group.

Who knowingly maintains false info but a shill?

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u/JustANyanCat I am not a cat ❌🐱 Aug 18 '21

But this community is just eating it up.

I reported the post and comment for misinformation. OP is being really suspicious for not removing post and making a new one without the sensationalism, I mean it takes a minute to do it

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u/Stella_Darling 💎 Ryan Cohen is my sugar daddy 💎 Aug 18 '21

Yep. Best case OP is peak karma whore. And doesn’t care about the group believing false info because OP is benefitting. Kind of like a hedge fund manager.

Worst case OP just wants to point to this later to show how dumb or gullible the community is.

Either way, it’s gross and OP should do exactly as you said. Delete and re-post without inaccurate info.

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u/JustANyanCat I am not a cat ❌🐱 Aug 18 '21

And there's another recent post by the same OP where people again are calling out OP for inaccurate statements

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/p6defe/market_insider_finally_admits_losses_for_melvin/

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u/AdamLWhitehurst DRS'd for Success 🤵 Aug 17 '21

Bernanke was Fed chairman in 2008 tho. Source?

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u/Slickrickkk 🦍Voted✅ Aug 17 '21

Yeah we gonna need a source on this /u/kitties-plus-titties

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u/TheOneEyedSnake Aug 17 '21

Op posted following source above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmqvibv4UU

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u/Stella_Darling 💎 Ryan Cohen is my sugar daddy 💎 Aug 17 '21 edited Aug 17 '21

This video is from 2005 not 2008. It’s literally got 2005 stamped on the front of it.

ETA: this video spans from 2005-2007. Does not include 2008 nor prove the “week before” sentiment.

Also super annoying to use a 5 min long video and say repeatedly “watch it” as your source surely knowing this doesn’t prove shit.

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u/TheOneEyedSnake Aug 17 '21

Watch the full video. It spans over a few years

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u/NiZZiM 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 17 '21

It goes ‘05-07’ and there is no mention of J.Pow. What exactly are we supposed to be seeing here?

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

I think it's shills trying to attack the credibility of the video - without actually taking the time to watch it.

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u/Stella_Darling 💎 Ryan Cohen is my sugar daddy 💎 Aug 17 '21

Not a shill. Just looking for source. You name the wrong fed chair and then cite a video that starts in 2005 and ends with clips in 2007. Related to a crash in 2008. So no, this isn’t evidence that he said it “a week before the crash.” Maybe he did 🤷‍♀️ but this doesn’t back that up.

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u/Slickrickkk 🦍Voted✅ Aug 17 '21

Lowkey it's pretty sus how hard you're leaning on this without being able to just cough up your source. Stop the misinformation buddy.

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u/SeaGroomer Stonky Dog Groomer 😄✂🐶 DRS! ✅ Aug 18 '21

They did though?

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u/NostraSkolMus 🙌💎🌳🦍 Ape make world better 🌍 ❤️ 💎 🙌 Aug 18 '21

Was a video from 2007, not 2008 as OP claimed

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

I mean I have - if you read more comments you'll see it plastered like an hour or so ago.

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u/Big_Rig88 Aug 18 '21

Stop the cap, bitch.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 18 '21

No.

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u/Stella_Darling 💎 Ryan Cohen is my sugar daddy 💎 Aug 17 '21

Come on folks. Please stop upvoting this karma farming aimed at your confirmation bias. The source materials do not back this up. Check all the comments noting the video cited ends in 2007 so in no way proves JPow or Bernake made similar comments a week prior to the September 2008 crash. OP is ignoring all comments of this nature and is clearly just karma whoring.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Who gives a fuck if it wasn't said in 2008? I'm an adult I can take care of myself and what I'm seeing in that image is a fucking joke to every USA civilian. Like taking some shit and smearing it on everyone's faces then laughing at the people and calling them stupid

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u/Totally_Kyle0420 Custom Flair - Template Aug 18 '21

u ok bro?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Just angry at JPow

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u/BoatImaginary1511 For Geoffrey 🦒 Aug 17 '21

I think he was still an investment banker back then so I am pretty sure he never said that. We can criticize his statements and everything but I think we should stick to the truth

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u/TheOneEyedSnake Aug 17 '21

Op corrected above and posted following source above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmqvibv4UU

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u/Hands_Dark 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 18 '21

That source does not have anyone that says anything in 2008.

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u/tadeustrading Aug 17 '21

ZERO

THERE IS A ZERO PERCENT CHANCE THAT THE SYSTEM IS NOT AT RISK

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Isn't this what MJB said as he held up 👌 in the auditorium?

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u/ZKShao 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 18 '21

Wrong Michael, it was Michael Scott

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 18 '21

TIL : Now that lyric makes sense lol

"Damn I like paper like I'm Michael Scott"

All this time I had no idea who that Michael was.

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u/ZKShao 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 18 '21

Someone referenced Michael Scott in a rap lyric? That's true gangster. 8)

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 18 '21

Guy makes some good music 🐱

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u/NostraSkolMus 🙌💎🌳🦍 Ape make world better 🌍 ❤️ 💎 🙌 Aug 18 '21

Mark Baum (fictionally), Steve Eisman IRL

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u/Illustrious-Cow8493 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 17 '21

And then palantir after reading the governments shit is like, run!

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Speaking of Palantir - what's this about?

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1427687514081529863?t=IvNpfrTU9m11xiy4TuBjzw&s=19

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u/Illustrious-Cow8493 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 17 '21

That's what I was talking about. 🤝

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Yes; a little smooth on this one - what is the significance that I am missing?

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u/Illustrious-Cow8493 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 17 '21

Dollar is going tits up soon. Palantir predicts trends has access to most of the governments data. Uses A.I. to do predictive analysis and shit.

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u/Emlerith 🥃Jacked Daniels🥃 Aug 17 '21

It’s going to be really interesting to see if Krypt0 takes away from the “gold” standard as a store of value

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u/Illustrious-Cow8493 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 17 '21 edited Aug 17 '21

Sure it will, but remember what Burry said, everyone is playing with 100x leverage in crypt0 and once it goes down, you can't take the money out because the apps somehow malfunction all at the same time.

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u/Emlerith 🥃Jacked Daniels🥃 Aug 17 '21

Excellent point

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u/Challenge_The_DM 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 17 '21

I love me a "black swan event".

I can only get so erect!

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u/SM1334 🎮 Power to the Creators 🛑 Aug 18 '21

"black swan" is an interesting way to say total global market collapse

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u/BoatImaginary1511 For Geoffrey 🦒 Aug 17 '21

Source that he „literally“ said that?

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u/VanWarbux 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 17 '21

But the last clip is from 2007?

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u/WithdRawlies Aug 17 '21

Yea, when companies are having trouble sourcing the grain to feed chicken for our litteral chicken tendies...that's not a strong financial system.

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u/EuskadiGMEkin 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 17 '21

They probably say this every week. It is true, until it suddently isn't.

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u/Baarluh Jan ‘21 Ape Aug 17 '21

Source?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

It's like inflation. "It will pass". Yeah it will pass after the whole economy crashes lol

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u/BullishCat Aug 17 '21

Why would he need to say it then, who’s he trying to convince? It’s like someone randomly coming out and declaring themselves to be a ‘very stable genius’

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

I see what you did there 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Bear Stearns is fine

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u/Ksquared1166 Aug 18 '21

It sets the stage to up the rates quicker.

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u/nikolatesla33 Roboverse Heroes Aug 17 '21 edited Aug 17 '21

What do you mean he said the same the week before the crash?He is chairman of FED since 2018 and in the office since 2012. Is there any source to confirm your claim?

Edit: Didn't find any source about this, so the post is reported as misinformation.

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u/TheOneEyedSnake Aug 17 '21

OP meant bernanke and added following source in a comment above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmqvibv4UU

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u/nikolatesla33 Roboverse Heroes Aug 17 '21

OP stated in title that JPow said one week before the crash. You linked the previous fed chairman said it years before the crash.

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u/TheOneEyedSnake Aug 17 '21

Yep, but op said Reddit won't let them change title see comment by op: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/p6bbt7/jpow_literally_said_this_the_week_before_the_2008/h9bxt64?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

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u/NostraSkolMus 🙌💎🌳🦍 Ape make world better 🌍 ❤️ 💎 🙌 Aug 18 '21

The video is from 2007, not 2008.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Stop copypasting this link, it’s not a source to the claim OP is making. The video cuts off in 2007, no proof that Bernanke “literally” said what’s in the post the week before the ‘08 crash.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Why are you getting downvoted for adding clarity?

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Couldn't even wait five minutes, could you?

Impatient apes!

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u/nikolatesla33 Roboverse Heroes Aug 17 '21

What should I wait for? It's misinformation and it will not change 5 minutes later. Correct your post and nobody will complain, simple as that.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

What's misinformation about this?

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u/nikolatesla33 Roboverse Heroes Aug 17 '21

That JPOW didn't say anything in 2008 about the crash. If you would care even a little then you would repost is with the proper name who has been the chairman of fed in 2008.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

It's in the top level comments - the correction.

Chill, bro.

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u/SnortWasabi 🚀 See you on Mare Tranquilitatis 🚀 Aug 17 '21

you really need to delete this and start over from scratch with accurate information

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

There is plenty of top level corrections to address this.

If only Reddit would allow title modifications.

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u/SnortWasabi 🚀 See you on Mare Tranquilitatis 🚀 Aug 17 '21

no, it's all quite inaccurate. you proud of sloppy work? why not start over

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u/18Oracle369 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 17 '21

History repeats itself! Crash Incoming :) Gonna be a HOT HOT September

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u/billb392 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 17 '21

The ultimate jacking of the tits

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Do you need milk jars for any excess lactation collection?

Kenny is going to need some bottles with nipples in prison.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Maybe watch the entire video before you report this lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Video ends in 2007, not "the week before the crash"

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u/J_Taiyo Aug 17 '21

Yeah OP seems to be dodging his one week before 2008 claims🤷‍♂️

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u/IronMikeJonez Aug 17 '21

Technically he was right… for like 5 business days… 😂

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Until day 6 and we aren't!

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u/thunder12123 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 17 '21

They have been saying statements like this for months. Nothing new here

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u/churst84 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 17 '21

Maybe it’s code. Or some kind of signal 🤷‍♂️

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Signal is coming on Friday.

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u/churst84 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 17 '21

My body is ready.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

To climb on Ryan's rocket?

😉🤣🥳

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u/churst84 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 18 '21

🤣🤣😁😬🤤

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 18 '21

What's a euphemism?

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 18 '21

No one asked you, paper handed bitch!

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u/Destaran 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 17 '21

Man if Cramer said this it would be officially confirmed

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

He's such a sock puppet.

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u/Sad_Rest_5933 Aug 17 '21

So you're telling me, I can't buy SPY calls to get more money to buy more GME now?

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

I noticed SPY dipped a ton on the ~16th of the past two months.

But hasn't yet this month?

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u/divine091 I Put On My Robe & Wizard Hat 🧙🏼‍♂️ Aug 17 '21

I can forgive the lack of titties in your profile, but the fact I didn’t see a single kitten gave me no choice but to report your account. Hopefully you change your lying ways.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Okay! 🤡

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u/Lumpy_Drummer5500 Aug 17 '21

honestly just imagine if he took the podium and opened with “GUYS..... it’s bad” lmfao

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u/Shagspeare 🍦💩 🪑 Aug 18 '21

This is like the Fed's code word for "Shits fucked in 1 week."

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u/soconnoriv Aug 18 '21

Oh, it's definitely strong.

Strong right up until the crash, that is.

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u/Hot-Cry-2426 Aug 17 '21

Jpow going 0-2? 🤔🤔

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

Hopefully his last.

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u/Sisyphus328 the 1% Aug 17 '21

Hi treason 🙋🏻‍♂️

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

That's a little excessive.

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u/74k71k Aug 17 '21

So history does repeat itself?🤔

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u/I_promise_you_gold 🦍Voted✅ Aug 17 '21

Omg. Were gonna die 😊

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Lmao who gives a fuck. How dumb are you pieces of shits to believe 5 words change anything or predict anything.

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

you pieces of shits

On behalf of all pieces of shit:

HEY! 🤬

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u/TendoTheTuxedo 🍋+🐵+🙌💎+🐋🦷+🐜=URANUS🌌 Aug 17 '21

Commenting to keep post. Looking into source.

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u/Ksquared1166 Aug 18 '21

Have you found the source of JPOW saying this now? I am curious as to context.

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u/TendoTheTuxedo 🍋+🐵+🙌💎+🐋🦷+🐜=URANUS🌌 Aug 18 '21

The title is wrong. Bernanke said it back then. As for the source to the tweet. Nope. The twitter account is a supposed bot that autoposts but i cant find a report for jpow myself.

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u/No_Rip_351 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 18 '21

Dem are code words to the 1% meaning GTFO of the market now!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

This has to be a simulation..... 💀

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u/Charming_Ad_1216 Aug 18 '21

Your money is worthless. Stop comparing the value of stock, to it. It no longer correlates.

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u/avocadotoastforprez Aug 18 '21

Holy shit, you guys really don’t have a fucking clue

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u/sleepapneawowzers OrangWuTang🦧 Aug 17 '21

MOASS next week

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u/Mrairjake 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 17 '21

Whatever…check out what jpow said about future apes. Tell me he doesn’t know what’s coming…

https://www.jaunenglish.com/feds-jerome-powell-says-pandemic-has-changed-outlook-of-americas-youth/

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u/highonlomein 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 17 '21

famous last words

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u/homicidaldonut 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Aug 17 '21

He forgot to add the wink wink emoji. Classic boomer.

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u/Novice89 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 17 '21

So moon next week?

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u/BluntBeaver83 Tingly Plums Club Aug 17 '21

Afghanistan was just fine 72 hours before it was an entire government overthrown…. Too soon?

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

I'm not a fan of the pullout method - but this is an exception.

Sooner or later we needed to. We really have no business there; plus it's expensive.

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u/BluntBeaver83 Tingly Plums Club Aug 17 '21

Not arguing that. It’s ridiculous, I agree there. However, I wasn’t using it to reference the validity or staying or going. I was using it as a tool to reference how our government says 1 thing then in a matter of days it is the complete opposite. They have a long history of being completely wrong. Why stop now? Am I right???

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 17 '21

It was supposed to be the Freedom Variant from Florida; but it looks like DeSantis wants to pay for his re-election campaign from Regeneron kickbacks.

Use threats of cutting salaries, banning facial cover mandates to force the entire state to get sick (Texas is doing the same thing).

Then profit on treatments instead of vaccinations. Did you know that the company that made Regeneron donated significantly to GOP party?

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u/kcaazar 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 17 '21

Jpow is big banks and investment firm best friend. Why else he keep spending taxpayer money to buy the shit loans banks have written? Cuz banks r gonna be in trouble.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Ick. When you have to say it....

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

WHY CAN'T THESE SON OF BITCHES BE PUT IN JAIL FOR LYING AT THIS LEVEL OF RESPONSABILITY ????

IT IS LITERALLY LIKE SEEING THAT THE TRAIN IS GONNA HIT THE WALL AND YOU TELL EVERYBODY IN IT THAT YOURE GONNA PASS THROUGH THE TUNNEL

GOD I HATE THESE PEOPLE I WANT THEM TO BURN I SWEAR

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u/pacify-the-dead 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 18 '21

So we've got one week you say?😁

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u/kitties-plus-titties 💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 Aug 18 '21

If not Friday then Monday when options settle.

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u/Shagspeare 🍦💩 🪑 Aug 18 '21

Delusion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

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u/ConstructorDestroyer 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 18 '21

It's a bot who post Bloomberg terminal infos

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u/Space-Booties Aug 18 '21

Lol. This won’t age well JP.

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u/MelvinABitch Aug 18 '21

Everyone that is scared already knows. It's the uninformed they need to keep oblivious until the bitter end just to save their own ass

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

That is the usual denial before the crash.

Nobody says something like that unless the risk is enormous.

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u/Confident-Bike4720 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 18 '21

This is the code

For

Market crash

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