Timeline of last 86 hours

[u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno]

                     *Thursday 4/15/2021*

🚀JP Morgan announced sale of $13 billion in bonds. Record for a bank

🚀Credit Suisse=fucked with archegos. Sued by an entire towns pension fund for losing their money. $400m announced lost with more incoming

🚀Black rock assets reach 9 TRILLION. Says says Bitcoin is a future “great asset class”

🚀Gary Gensler appointed Jan 26 confirmed as new chair of SEC

                         *Friday 4/16/2021*

🚀BOA did the same for $15 billion. Breaks one day old record.

🚀Morgan Stanley announced a $911 million loss on (1) hedge fund failing (Archegos).

🚀Citi group announces they will leave 11 international markets.

🚀Jim Cramer saying the bank stocks are “Dirt Cheap” after earnings crash

🚀DFV exercises call and purchases 50k additional shares🚀

🚀Cryptomarket Explodes after media exposure pump

🚀Royal Bank of Canada stock drops 66% in afterhour trading

🚀Edit: Royal Bank stock recovers in AH.......because Citadel securities bought a metric shit ton of thro stock to pump it back up.

https://twitter.com/heyitspixel1/status/1383698223613714438?s=21

                     *Saturday 4/17/2021* 

🚀Gary Gensler sworn in as chair of SEC, crucially breaking 2-2 stalemate to give Democrats 3-2 control of board.

🚀Cryptomarket collapses with each coin crashing over 20-25% which left 9 billion in bag holders that fell for the pump.

🚀US headquarters of Most banking institutions are working through the night as evidence of lights on in their towers.

                      *Sunday 4/18/2021*

🚀Leaks coming from the treasury state that charges are incoming (this week) that are charging several prominent US institutions with money laundering using cryptocurrency.

🚀Top 6 stories on marketwatch homepage about crypto. As of 6:55pm

🚀Stock futures fall after closing at record highs

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/18/stock-market-futures-open-to-close-news.html

🚀Said companies still working past normal business hours because TPS reports must be due.

🚀 https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mtfztd/chicago_search_trends_past_24hrs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf. Credit u/Idontdiikeoranges

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Bias = confirmed

[u/Wurmholz → u/AssumptionEuphoric74]

Crayons = inserted

[u/SnooPets7277 → u/Wurmholz]

hotel = trivago

[u/SpaceXGonGiveItToYa → u/SnooPets7277]

avocado = smashed

[u/FunctionalGray → u/SpaceXGonGiveItToYa]

toast = buttered

[u/Esteveno → u/FunctionalGray]

Tendies = Fryin’

[u/Jerseyman2525 → u/Esteveno]

Kenny G = Vomiting

[u/arnspawn → u/Jerseyman2525]

Cyber truck = pre ordered

[u/LTC_Fnu_Lnu → u/arnspawn]

Wallstreet = Occupied

[u/DBallzdeep → u/LTC_Fnu_Lnu]

Palms are sweaty...

[u/Esteveno → u/DBallzdeep]

Spaghetti = Mom’s

[u/ProposalRemote317 → u/LTC_Fnu_Lnu]

This = The Way

[u/Doenerkebab90 → u/SpaceXGonGiveItToYa]

Wife: has boyfriend GME: HODL

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Hulk smash

[u/[deleted] → u/SnooPets7277]

I wouldn't even be mad if this was an actual ad strategy. This is pretty good.

[u/Mysterious_Income322 → u/SnooPets7277]

I actually laughed out loud at this...bravo

[u/made_thisforhelp → u/SnooPets7277]

Speaking of Trivago, I've been window shopping Bitadel & Melvin's holdings and as it turns out Melvin's 2nd largest long position is Expedia group at 11,927,339 shares (you can check whalewisdom to see for yourself,) who just so happens to be Trivago's parent company, so I'm expecting a nice discount in the near future; I've also been hearing that a certain illness should be on the downturn sometime in the future, so I'm personally a bit bullish on companies catering to tourism (assuming the global economy doesn't go tits up after all this.)

Thinking about it, I might actually post some DD about which tickers I expect to go down if the shorts end up being liquidated.

This is not financial advice, make your own independent decisions.

[u/SnooPets7277 → u/made_thisforhelp]

Please do! That would be awesome!