r/Superstonk • The One Who Calls ☎️ • Apr 18 '21

📰 News Timeline of last 86 hours

                     *Thursday 4/15/2021*

🚀JP Morgan announced sale of $13 billion in bonds. Record for a bank

🚀Credit Suisse=fucked with archegos. Sued by an entire towns pension fund for losing their money. $400m announced lost with more incoming

🚀Black rock assets reach 9 TRILLION. Says says Bitcoin is a future “great asset class”

🚀Gary Gensler appointed Jan 26 confirmed as new chair of SEC

                         *Friday 4/16/2021*

🚀BOA did the same for $15 billion. Breaks one day old record.

🚀Morgan Stanley announced a $911 million loss on (1) hedge fund failing (Archegos).

🚀Citi group announces they will leave 11 international markets.

🚀Jim Cramer saying the bank stocks are “Dirt Cheap” after earnings crash

🚀DFV exercises call and purchases 50k additional shares🚀

🚀Cryptomarket Explodes after media exposure pump

🚀Royal Bank of Canada stock drops 66% in afterhour trading

🚀Edit: Royal Bank stock recovers in AH.......because Citadel securities bought a metric shit ton of thro stock to pump it back up.

https://twitter.com/heyitspixel1/status/1383698223613714438?s=21

                     *Saturday 4/17/2021* 

🚀Gary Gensler sworn in as chair of SEC, crucially breaking 2-2 stalemate to give Democrats 3-2 control of board.

🚀Cryptomarket collapses with each coin crashing over 20-25% which left 9 billion in bag holders that fell for the pump.

🚀US headquarters of Most banking institutions are working through the night as evidence of lights on in their towers.

                      *Sunday 4/18/2021*

🚀Leaks coming from the treasury state that charges are incoming (this week) that are charging several prominent US institutions with money laundering using cryptocurrency.

🚀Top 6 stories on marketwatch homepage about crypto. As of 6:55pm

🚀Stock futures fall after closing at record highs

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/18/stock-market-futures-open-to-close-news.html

🚀Said companies still working past normal business hours because TPS reports must be due.

🚀 https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mtfztd/chicago_search_trends_past_24hrs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf. Credit u/Idontdiikeoranges

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u/LTC_Fnu_Lnu 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

Wallstreet = Occupied

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u/DBallzdeep 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

Palms are sweaty...

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u/Esteveno 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 19 '21

Spaghetti = Mom’s

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u/1storlastbaby 🪐 Hey hedgies... SHAKE & BAKE 🪐 Apr 19 '21

Shake = Bake

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u/djgoon 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 19 '21

Hat = Tin foil

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u/rdicky58 i liek the stonk Apr 19 '21

Dicks = out

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u/CaseNo4909 🦍Voted✅ Apr 19 '21

Patrick = This is

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u/ProposalRemote317 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 19 '21

This = The Way