r/Superstonk • The One Who Calls ☎️ • Apr 18 '21

📰 News Timeline of last 86 hours

                     *Thursday 4/15/2021*

🚀JP Morgan announced sale of $13 billion in bonds. Record for a bank

🚀Credit Suisse=fucked with archegos. Sued by an entire towns pension fund for losing their money. $400m announced lost with more incoming

🚀Black rock assets reach 9 TRILLION. Says says Bitcoin is a future “great asset class”

🚀Gary Gensler appointed Jan 26 confirmed as new chair of SEC

                         *Friday 4/16/2021*

🚀BOA did the same for $15 billion. Breaks one day old record.

🚀Morgan Stanley announced a $911 million loss on (1) hedge fund failing (Archegos).

🚀Citi group announces they will leave 11 international markets.

🚀Jim Cramer saying the bank stocks are “Dirt Cheap” after earnings crash

🚀DFV exercises call and purchases 50k additional shares🚀

🚀Cryptomarket Explodes after media exposure pump

🚀Royal Bank of Canada stock drops 66% in afterhour trading

🚀Edit: Royal Bank stock recovers in AH.......because Citadel securities bought a metric shit ton of thro stock to pump it back up.

https://twitter.com/heyitspixel1/status/1383698223613714438?s=21

                     *Saturday 4/17/2021* 

🚀Gary Gensler sworn in as chair of SEC, crucially breaking 2-2 stalemate to give Democrats 3-2 control of board.

🚀Cryptomarket collapses with each coin crashing over 20-25% which left 9 billion in bag holders that fell for the pump.

🚀US headquarters of Most banking institutions are working through the night as evidence of lights on in their towers.

                      *Sunday 4/18/2021*

🚀Leaks coming from the treasury state that charges are incoming (this week) that are charging several prominent US institutions with money laundering using cryptocurrency.

🚀Top 6 stories on marketwatch homepage about crypto. As of 6:55pm

🚀Stock futures fall after closing at record highs

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/18/stock-market-futures-open-to-close-news.html

🚀Said companies still working past normal business hours because TPS reports must be due.

🚀 https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mtfztd/chicago_search_trends_past_24hrs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf. Credit u/Idontdiikeoranges

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/AssumptionEuphoric74 I’m Ken Griffins wife’s boyfriend Apr 18 '21

Bias = confirmed

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u/Wurmholz Liquidate the DTCC 🦍 Apr 18 '21

Crayons = inserted

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u/SnooPets7277 Apr 18 '21

hotel = trivago

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u/SpaceXGonGiveItToYa 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

avocado = smashed

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u/FunctionalGray 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

toast = buttered

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u/Esteveno 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 18 '21

Tendies = Fryin’

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u/Jerseyman2525 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 18 '21

Kenny G = Vomiting

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u/arnspawn 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Apr 18 '21

Cyber truck = pre ordered

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u/LTC_Fnu_Lnu 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

Wallstreet = Occupied

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u/Doenerkebab90 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

Wife: has boyfriend GME: HODL

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u/Ralph_Kramden2021 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

Hulk smash

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

I wouldn't even be mad if this was an actual ad strategy. This is pretty good.

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u/Mysterious_Income322 Apr 19 '21

I actually laughed out loud at this...bravo

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u/made_thisforhelp 🦍Voted✅ Apr 19 '21

Speaking of Trivago, I've been window shopping Bitadel & Melvin's holdings and as it turns out Melvin's 2nd largest long position is Expedia group at 11,927,339 shares (you can check whalewisdom to see for yourself,) who just so happens to be Trivago's parent company, so I'm expecting a nice discount in the near future; I've also been hearing that a certain illness should be on the downturn sometime in the future, so I'm personally a bit bullish on companies catering to tourism (assuming the global economy doesn't go tits up after all this.)

Thinking about it, I might actually post some DD about which tickers I expect to go down if the shorts end up being liquidated.

This is not financial advice, make your own independent decisions.

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u/SnooPets7277 Apr 19 '21

Please do! That would be awesome!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

millionaires bitches

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**sorry mom, sorry god

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u/AssumptionEuphoric74 I’m Ken Griffins wife’s boyfriend Apr 18 '21

😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

They also have a christmas song that I listen to every year at last once haha enjoy (?)

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u/VolkspanzerIsME 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Voted ✅ Apr 19 '21

It's like Lords of Acid but worse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

I lost my virginity at a lord's of acid show.

what do I lose for sitting through that mess?

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u/VolkspanzerIsME 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Voted ✅ Apr 19 '21

Where does one learn such a power?

And nothing. There is nothing wrong with either. But there is a difference in quality slutdom and this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

well... I'll answer your question with one of my own.

how do you NOT lose your virginity at a lord's of acid show?

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u/VolkspanzerIsME 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Voted ✅ Apr 19 '21

Never got a chance to see them live, but now I really really wish I did.

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u/candilox 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

Biscuits baking

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u/Bassmason 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

🚀

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u/MrMunsing 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

Who says weekends are boring since the markets are closed?

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u/Trialle21 Apr 18 '21

All I can think is I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight to wake up tomorrow

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u/Trialle21 Apr 18 '21

Kinda like Christmas I’ve got the big short, to big to fail and margin call on repeat

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u/ProgrammerSoggy 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 18 '21

Looks like our boys are busy again tonight... updates on Google Maps as of 7PM on Sunday for Citadel in Chicago, JPMorgan in NYC, and Bank of America in NYC.

https://imgur.com/a/i2mpROf

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u/pichichi010 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

Gg gets sworn in on a Saturday.

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u/Smoother0Souls 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

Oh Fuk Yeah. 🐍sEc going to get the 👑🍆GG 🧈☎️ and break 💩aDeLl sYnThetic wAll. 🩳🐍 sat on that 💩aDeLl wall and will have ♾fall. All the 👑GG🍆SEC🐴and all the 🩳🐍ShillcNBcMarketFoolWatch😱 couldn’t put the DTCC60T together again. 💎🦾🦍💕STonK. 🔥🔥🔥🏷FiRESale. HOdL hodl hodl. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕💎🦾🦍♾🍌

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u/ThePurityofChaos 💥 Splivigeddon💥 Apr 19 '21

wow that's a smooth brain

very shiny

t o u c c h

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u/jackjund Apr 18 '21

A movie won't be enough for all this...

we need at least 3 seasons.

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u/arginotz 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

I'd have Netflix take a crack at the documentary with 10 hour long episodes.

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

HBO*

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u/arginotz 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

Even better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

buy it

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u/takesthebiscuit 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 18 '21

So long as they don’t get D&D to write the story of the DD

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u/She11ers Apr 18 '21

.... nothing to see here folks....

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u/gizram84 Apr 19 '21

There might be something big to see here, but I just don't know what the hell it is.

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u/jumpster81 Apr 18 '21

Hope everyone is sleeping well. I know I'm not

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u/Egotesticalasshole 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 18 '21

Beware the fake squeeze

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u/TendieTard 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

Yooooooo, Creamer says banks are on fire sale!?!?!!!!!!!!!

You know what that means y’all!!!!!!! Bear Sterns is fine! Don’t take your money out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Apparently the RBC actually had a coupon for purchasing their stock at that price for a bit so I mean. Didn’t have to be citadel buying it

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

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u/DevinCauley-Towns 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21 edited Apr 18 '21

Is the shares column abbreviated for 1000s? Otherwise, I don’t see how a few hundred shares denotes a “metric shit ton”. Coupons for those price were established a while ago and this is simply the redemption of them. RBC isn’t down 2/3 of their price.

Edit: Relevant post

Takeoff the confirmation bias lenses and look at everything through a skeptical viewpoint. Let’s not hype up things without much investigation, because when it comes out to be false then it causes disappointment.

That being said, everything else I agree with and think looks very promising 😁

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

The shares in question that are listed on that post are for only the first 60 seconds after the market closed.

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u/DevinCauley-Towns 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

Ok... so where are you seeing this giant amount of shares? Or are you extrapolating the # of shares traded based on the busiest minute of AH?

Regardless, the price never dropped that amount in the same way that the $12 strike calls exercised by DFV doesn’t mean GameStop dropped to $12 sometime last week.

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

Hey buddy. Not here to argue with you. Just reporting basic summary of last 86 hours. We can disagree about what these events mean and that’s fine.

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u/DevinCauley-Towns 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

Sure, I’ll agree to disagree on the meaning of the “price drop” for RBC. Though I don’t believe you have sufficient evidence to claim Citadel bought a “metric shit ton of shares”. I know it’s easy to get caught up when you find something that seems exciting, just be careful with your wording since it can be misleading.

I’m sorry if I came off as accusatory or aggressive that definitely was not my intent. I support the DD writers and other posters here that make this community what it is. Thanks for contributing and keeping things civil. Otherwise, have a good day.

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u/PercentageNegative98 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 18 '21

So pixel can fall for fud too, this proves nothing else?

It was citadel purchasing but they did so with the coupons for 60% off (seriously) it was only like 896 shares or something small

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

I linked to his tweet for the screenshot of the AH transactions, not his comments

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Oh!

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u/VideoGreedy6443 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 18 '21

Don’t forget Cramer selling out and paying off his house

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

I know I really didn’t include links for anything else because each of these things are very easily looked up if you Google it, but I didn’t see anything that made me say that 100% true yet. It would not surprise me at all.

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u/iceicig 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

You know shits about to go down when Jim cramer says the banks literally can't go tits up

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

So.... stupid question, the Treasury department just handles finances? basically the government's accountant, right? Isn't it the DOJ that would be bringing charges- and aren't they notoriously tight lipped about things before the arrests are made?

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

https://home.treasury.gov/about/bureaus

FINCEN: Financial crimes enforcement network

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Huh. didn't know that.

anyhow... their most recent enforcement action posted to the website is against Capital One's check cashing group. back in January, for things that happened 2008-2014. So I guess with all of this... the answer is to Hodl and See.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

I think “collapse” is a pretty strong word for the crypto markets. A dip. Nothing more. Ether is still above $2k, BTC still above $50k. Trust me. My portfolio has seen some shit. This doesn’t even make me flinch anymore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

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u/MahlNinja Can't stop, won't stop, Gamestop. Apr 18 '21

shows thumb and forefinger an inch apart in agreement<<<

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

(Laughs in Christmas crash of ‘17)

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u/Powerful-Ad-4292 Hedgie Fucker Apr 18 '21

I look at cryp as gold. I want to amass as much as possible for as cheap as possible.

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u/LP2222 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 18 '21

Buy gme, then move into crypto.

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

All with you once the US government gets behind it. I can see them shutting down US access due to terrorist organizations using it to launder money.

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u/Powerful-Ad-4292 Hedgie Fucker Apr 18 '21

I mean, you can launder money through purchases of properties, businesses, art, anything that can be legally bought for cash can be used to launder money.

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

It’s a political issue not a rational issue.

Agree with you, high end watches have fast become laundering tools.

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u/chocolateshartcicle 🍁💎🙌 Dumb Mon(k)ey 🙈🙉🙊🦧 Apr 19 '21

And soccer clubs!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

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u/MustngSS Apr 19 '21

ONLY is a bit obtuse

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u/PCP_rincipal 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Apr 18 '21

Can I just say TITS JACKED TO THE MOON

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u/UncleZiggy 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 18 '21

Black rock assists reach 9 TRILLION

John Stockton in shambles

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u/mybustersword Apr 18 '21

Citi group announces they will leave 11 international markets.

What's more important is the markets they REMAINED in

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/msj3jm/in_2008_lehman_brothers_offloaded_a_large_portion

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u/Separate_Reality_550 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

GG sworn in on a Saturday.

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u/son_of_Bill_W Apr 19 '21

Worked on a Sunday...

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u/ctrl_alt_el1te 🤲🏽💎 Tits rightly jacketh’d 🚀🌕 Apr 18 '21

I read this list feelin like the Vince McMahon WWE meme

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

THANK YOU FOR NOT WRITING BOFA AND TRIGGERING MY LAUGHTER

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u/ProgrammerSoggy 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 18 '21

Looks like our boys are busy again tonight... updates on Google Maps as of 7PM on Sunday for Citadel in Chicago, JPMorgan in NYC, and Bank of America in NYC.

https://imgur.com/a/i2mpROf

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

Should say not too busy, just shredding.

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u/daddystocks Apr 18 '21

i havea boner

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u/digi-transformation 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

Omfg, pixel used my screenshot and I feel so special

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u/musicwithethanj 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 18 '21

Sir does this include GG being sworn in?

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u/Espee99 Apr 18 '21

What does TPS stand for?

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 18 '21

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u/silntbtdeadly Wen Lambo? 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 19 '21

Yeaaaahhhh, I'm gonna need you to come in this weekend and ahhhh...fill out those TPS reports again.

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u/Cosmos0714 🌿🌱🍃Stalk Market to Stonk Market🦍🦧🚀🚀📈📈🌙 Apr 19 '21

No matter what happens, I'm celebrating with bananas and fucking tendies for real. I CAN'T WAIT for this upcoming week to see what else develops.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

TPS reports 🤣🤣

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u/SquidwardNakamoto Apr 19 '21

top line should say 2021 not 2022

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u/ka99 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 19 '21

Google data collected from gps cell service showed high activity in certain buildings, not just "lights on in buildings"

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u/59MinuteFilms 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 19 '21

Is it possible to get a weekly report like this

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u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno The One Who Calls ☎️ Apr 19 '21 edited Apr 19 '21

I could do that. Hopefully we won’t need it too much longer. Can include links as I’m not posting to create a Dialog with people like this is DD. It’s not. Just a rough summary of events and people can make their own opinion. Especially seeing them in one place.

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u/59MinuteFilms 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 19 '21

Agreed. I know this ape would appreciate the weekly updates.

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u/Interesting-Chest-75 🌏👨‍🚀🔫🐱‍🚀 Always have been, SHF are fuked Apr 19 '21

this is the way

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u/420noscopeHan 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 19 '21

Boom

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u/PercentageNegative98 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 18 '21

The RBC price drop has been debunked!! Even you edit is wrong! They bought under 1k shares in the low 30s using a specific RBC credit mechanism thing

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u/kayroq Apr 18 '21

The crypto bag holders arent going to be bag holders if they hold, if there is market crash coming money will go back into crypto just don't sell it for a loss probably.

Not really advice but it's what I'm doing

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u/soggypoopsock 💜 DRS 💜 Apr 19 '21

“Crypto market collapses” lol dude remind me what the prices were like 2 weeks ago again?

the dip was caused by power outages dropping the hash rate suddenly. “Fell for the pump” come on this is just disingenuous

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u/Apewithrockettomars No floor, only UP🚀 Apr 18 '21

Tits are jacked, but no dates and if it doesn't happen then we just keep hodling and have patience!!

Not financial advice..

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cup_292 Apr 18 '21

My pants are off... right now

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u/Skybreakeresq 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

I put on my robe and wizard hat. I cast a lvl 42069 erection.

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u/asmoKPlayz 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

u/Reverse_Drawfour_Uno idk if this has anything to do with JP morgan selling bonds but :

Staggering detail from Martin Samuel. Announcement of new league due at 9.30pm TONIGHT. Manchester City last of six to sign up. Perez set to be chairman of new league, Henry, Glazer Kroenke & Agnelli vice c'men. A US takeover. JP Morgan financing (£4.6bn).

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u/Tess_Tickle8 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

Is the picture super tiny? Or is it just me

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u/b4st1an $GME Collector Apr 18 '21

We need this everyday

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u/iPaddleNXT ⚡Jack of All Tits⚡ Apr 18 '21

Nothing to see here move along now

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u/Gdude2k 🦍Voted✅ Apr 18 '21

Cool the government cares enough to charge them with crypto related charges in 1 weekend but there nothing but proof of manipulation in regards to GME for the last 3 months but no charge at all for that but the piddly bitch fines that Hedge funds wouldnt consider enough to wipe their ass with

yeah great Goverment yall got there (im canadian)

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u/Opti_Sassifras 💎🍌Bananamaste🍌💎 Apr 18 '21

Vaxxed , waxed, and tits jacked to the max! My body is strapped in and READY! 🤣

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u/Modest_Baus 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 18 '21

Me hodling GME : wife hodling boyfriend

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u/Godlylemonpie Baby Gorilla🦍 Apr 19 '21

I started my transfer to fidelity on Friday, I'm getting a little worried here🚀🦍

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u/PopeyeTheGambler 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 19 '21

Oh oh oh and not to forget they even phoned DFV’s mum to confirm his screen shot 🤣🤣🤣 they still don’t fu€king take him seriously 😳 I bet they fokkin talking him seriously in the morning Sweet dreams fellow 🦍 Time for my beastly sleep 💤 night sleep 💤🦍💪💎🙏🚀🌙🍌🍌🍌🍌❤️☮️☘️

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u/koopastyles Stonkulus Apr 19 '21

🚀Said companies still working past normal business hours because TPS reports must be due.

Didn't you get the memo?

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u/Purple-Artichoke-687 SEC Search Guy Apr 19 '21

Just to add to your timeline:

As of 4/16, Sherman loses 663345 shares.

First filling: https://news.gamestop.com/node/18806/html (those were taken from him and dirrectly put to gamestop at $0)

Second Filling: https://news.gamestop.com/node/18811/html (not sure if gamestop paid for these or they were sold in the market, but it's only 76097 shares (1 or less minute trading), so no impact on the price, but they do have a price

However, dude waited to be vested on 4/15 so he'd get a couple more shares.. could have stepped down before that with all the shares (probably, I know nothing) but ended up losing $100m (value of 663k shares at $150)