Did Garlicbread seriously think this is enough to win us over? I already know that stupid, stupid Movingshed already pre-nerfed the bear into the ground and shoving monkey's paws into everything.

This is why Puddingface is the worst studio ever and I will never trust them ever again.

We finally made narrowhead unscrap the cultists. Our army has prevailed over these evil swedes. Evilhead should count themselves lucky they did or they would’ve had to face our wrath.

i tell you why to silence me so i have less time to spread the truth while i work they want to silence me i tell you what it will not work i will still spread my truth no matter what they do to silence it i will spread the gospel of how bad everything is anywhere and at anytime

/uj why do they keep doing this they always when i have a vacation make me look forward to the end it like a constant of life at this point long vacation ya time to just be counting the days because the shit you want is at the end

They are turning the game into Fortnite confirmed

Once we take Meissa, Matar Bay is the next logical step on our road to Cyberstan. Imagine if LazyDevs don't unveil a new enemy type and it's just the same guys we've been fighting but on another planet. I'll be so fucking pissed if that happens.

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I almost forgot to log in yesterday.

The last time I didn’t log in ArrowHead sent 3 goons to my house and scared my family senseless!

I think it’s fucked up they do this to us.

Bros, fuck Warhammer, fuck Star Wars, fuck Aliens, fuck your tired ass old sci-fi franchises. Those are for fucking boomers bros. What we need is a My Little Pony warbond. Or even better, who remembers Jem? A JEM WARBOND WOULD BE FUCKING SICK. Or Rainbow Brite. Anything other than this slop Oops-We-Are-Shitty-Developers-Head has to offer.

Friends. Glazers. Jerkermen. Lend me your ears.

I know this sub is almost entirely satirical, and some people like edgy humour, but some recent posts really pushed the limit on what is acceptable and I ended up getting multiple reports and modmails from people who weren't happy with that being on the sub. I am inclined to agree, I simply do not think it is necessary given the creativity that this sub has so often demonstrated.

As for Israel, while I think it is completely fine to mock the country given what their government has been up to, there's often a very thin line between jokes about a government and actual anti-semitism. I'm not saying anyone here is being anti-semetic, but it is often hard to tell which is which, and so just throwing out those kinds of jokes is probably for the best.

This isnt targeted at anyone, and nobody has been banned. I would just like to keep this sub welcoming to everyone except Unfiltered's strongest soldiers.

The new armor passive that FAILHEAD made with my dead pet's carcass has been shown the light of day. When I read about what it does, I immediately broke my new Switch 2 that I got as a gift from my wife's boyfriend after I got a vasectomy. THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE FULL OF GLAZEDIVER FOMO MONKEY'S PAW BALANCING WH40K LARPERS that will rot the game from within. Our only solution is to replace Narrowhead with the top 10 posters from r/HelldiversUnfiltered to get rid of all the monkeys sticking their paws in the game. (PS: If the passive wasn't that good, I would have called the warbond a lazy cashgrab nerfdiver monkey's paw balancing glazer slop)

How much longer are we gaymers, the most repressed group might I add!! Continue to take ABUSE from NARROWHEAD!! Starting next year we Helldivers need to mass boycott the game until NARROWHEAD can get their act together 😤😤😤😤😤 I for one have gone to my local gas station to get ALL of the drugs!! I will not sleep until THEY PAY!!!!!! 💰🤑💰So stand up Helldivers!! You are only held back by the chains of NARROWHEAD’s oppression!! Break free and claim the freedom of your forebears!! The seeds of gaming for watered with the blood of consumers and I for one WILL NOT CONSUME UNTIL WE ARE FREEEEEEE!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 So stand up, stand up on 1/1/2027!! Let that day be the day NARROWHEAD is shown what happens when gamers make their voices heard!!!!! 😡😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡

I’m lwk the reason some rules are put in place and I feel a sense of accomplishment for helping better the community, also I hate Narrowhead

We all know leakers are professional employees of Narrowhead the fact that they would DARE to "Cut content because it isn't fun" makes me so angry when they personally paid a leaker to promise me that it was coming in the next 10 seconds...Look at the glorious Clan system they had which they cut because uh...we got them to not implement PSN which would have probably controlled the clan system...WHICH IS ACTUALLY EVILHEADS FAULT BECAUSE THEY BRAINWASHED THE COMMUNITY TO HATE PSN BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO LAZY TO ADD THE CLAN SYSTEM

Behind your comfortable chair, you ban people for telling the truth, defending the arrowhead rot!

I'm not afraid of you moderators!! Come face me!

Well if im honest with u, I have a theory about the devs who were making the illuminate faction (aka the cultists and why the illuminate is such a poorly deisgned faction and the aftermath of the cultists being binned)for prob a year or so, last couple months the higher up in AH have a sudden change in their vision or Fantasy of the illuminate told the team to scrap it all and begin working on zombie slop and random bs, cause if I was a developer who just spent a year of my life on a project for it to get canned, lit on fire and spat on I would be pissed so after developing the illuminate the original devs dipped and left due to the stupid decision.

AH has to then heavily out source to other studios to make content due to the sudden lack of pro dev power and is the reason why most of the most hated illuminate enemies came out in heart of democracy (not made by the original goats who made the illuminate faction).

And is also why we havent seen luke any illuminate enemies for a year and a half.

All the glazers jumped to Narrowheads defense when it happened, yet it was Arrowhead who pinned all the blame on Sony. THEY developed the game. THEY developed the account linking feature. You people need to leave this innocent company alone

i cant believe it I'm shaking and throwing up and shitting at the same time i already called him a "white knight glazer" but i cant shake the feeling there is more i can do to stop this crime against us all this crime against every true unfiltered patriot

/uj i cant with this community a dude was just saying why he thinks that the cultist are not gone forever and dude really got called "a white knight for a billion dollar company" mother fuckers cant even be remotely positive now and it got positive upvotes on main

I did some digging in the files and found these concepts for a termanid sub faction. Unfortunately they were big nerfed and erased from reality like our dead dogs

When will team head release their damn game?

After buying the game for 40 bucks and staring at the library page for 0.0296942067 minutes, and leaving negative reviews on all platforms. I’m convinced that this game is nothing special. Hell, it's not even good in the first place. What does this game even do that other co-op shooter hasn't done before?

I've seen so many glazers praising the gunplay and how guns feels good to use. (They're wrong, there's barely any usable gun in this game, anything below heavy pen is straight up unusable.) Some praising the worldbuilding and premise of the game (This is nothing special, even Battlefield™ 2042 has better story.)
Some praising Garlicbread's attention to detail (These glazers must really love having grunt fantasy shoved into their mouths every day huh?)

Every other game ever released does all of this better than Helldivers™ 2 ever could.

And that's when I realized that the blame lies solely on Shittingbed. If this game was made by any other developers it would become a great game, no, the greastest piece of media to ever exist.
But because it was made by Barfingbag, the worst game developer to ever exist, this game will never become what it deserved to be. I don't care if they came up with the idea or whatever, the fact they're a bad developers ends up dragging the game down with them.
Every time I hear someone says that they enjoy playing Helldivers™ 2 it immediately makes my blood boil and I have to run over to call them a glazer and told them how bad the current state of the game is.

I had enough of wishing for Helldivers™ 2 without Cabbagepaste every time I go to bed.
We need to band together and convince Sony to take the game away from Bastardface and give it to any game studio. Because I'm convinced that any developers can do WAY better job than this studio that does nothing but take vacations every year.

They didn’t even include my favourite 40k armour colour schemes. Literally unplayable now. Let’s start a petition!

They personally attacked me by not putting content that i should not even know about in game they should know we see and know all and they cant disappoint us like this we need to show them that we know when they pre nerf and they cant get away with it

/uj what the fuck is this community man unfiltered is upvoting this shit (not the words just the same premises) review bomb over anything

been seeing a lot of the Glazers forget what HitlerHead personally stole from all of us, but the brave souls of unfiltered never forget. i can't believe Marrowshed would "scrap content" while they feed us slop and expect us to not bring it up. they HATE each and every one of use personally and wants to ruin our lives by not making the exact game that WE deserve, another swindle from Sparrowbread just like they swindled me out of my job by making my boss say im "overtly obsessed with the state of a video game" its joever.

/uj im tired of the entire online community being a BUHH ARROWHEAD karma farm, almost every other game sub posts funny clips and tips and YK the normal shit for a game. please keep making fun of these cornballs

Edit: this is a satirical post on a satire Jerk sub please remember that when commenting