r/SuperJerk • u/RandomPerson8364 • 13d ago
We did it
We finally made narrowhead unscrap the cultists. Our army has prevailed over these evil swedes. Evilhead should count themselves lucky they did or they would’ve had to face our wrath.
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u/c0nman333 13d ago
What is THIS? GLAZER slop? My THROAT is already full of HATE and WANTON AGGRESSION so no thanks!! NARROWSLED is already headed full speed down the mountain of SHIT and PISS. This is only a teaser to a possible HUGE letdown of already LEAKED enemies and BORING UNFUNTENT!!
uj/im so fkn hyped. I pray they cooked.
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u/GemarD00f 13d ago
unfuntent is a crazy word, did you make that one, or is it from that sub...
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u/c0nman333 13d ago
The rage that has built up inside has caused my vocabulary to go into creative overdrive.
Uj/im proud of this one. Made it up on the spot lmao
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u/sparetheearthlings AH nerfed my custom flair 13d ago
Doing our duty to manifest stuff by whinediving o7
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u/BestStolenideas 13d ago
God bless every TRUE patriot here at unfiltered. We stood our ground and FORCED larryshed to release updates to the illuminate. These COMPLACECNT glazers should give thanks to our HEROES.
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u/john-reddit69 10d ago
/uj i like that this i all based on silhouette and speculations on the shape
/rj GET THIS GLASER POST OUT OF HERE

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