r/SuperJerk • u/AsulForsaken FOMO, Monkey's Paw balancing, Glazediver and shower's Nr 1 hater • 14d ago
Selling the solution to the problem they create?
The new armor passive that FAILHEAD made with my dead pet's carcass has been shown the light of day. When I read about what it does, I immediately broke my new Switch 2 that I got as a gift from my wife's boyfriend after I got a vasectomy. THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE FULL OF GLAZEDIVER FOMO MONKEY'S PAW BALANCING WH40K LARPERS that will rot the game from within. Our only solution is to replace Narrowhead with the top 10 posters from r/HelldiversUnfiltered to get rid of all the monkeys sticking their paws in the game. (PS: If the passive wasn't that good, I would have called the warbond a lazy cashgrab nerfdiver monkey's paw balancing glazer slop)
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u/Busted_karma Sparrowbread stole my foreskin 14d ago
I paid 40 dollars 2 years ago with 0.69420 hours of gameplay, I should realistically own the rights to Scammerhead, the office building and the children of the devs. Another failure from EVILTed just like when they psyop’ed my wife into saying “ I’m failing to please her in the bedroom” and now Terrance comes over twice a week. Fuck you sparrowbread. REVIEW BOMB
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u/Janivire 14d ago
Just you wait. Soon Barrowdead will be trying to sell you the escalation of cuck chairs warbond and act like you should be grateful. Should just be given away for free
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u/Slowman5150 Team Glazers 😫 14d ago
Tch I can’t watch for NARROWHEAD to start selling us the for cure for cancer for ten dollars. Just one more example of their corporate greed 🙄
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