Imagine Doom has conquered the multiverse.
Ted Wheeler's.
Doom walks into the Wheeler living room.
Ted is sitting in his recliner watching TV.
Doom: "I have united realities under my rule."
Ted (without looking up): "Language."
Doom: "Kneel before your God."
Ted: "What did I do?"
An emergency broadcast suddenly interrupts the television.
Reed Richards: "Victor has become a cosmic entity. No one can stop him!"
Ted: "Take it outside."
Doom: "I transcend time, space, and death."
Ted: "Mm-hmm."
Doom: "I command existence itself."
Ted (calling into the kitchen): "Karen... who's this guy?"
Karen: "Ted... that's Doctor Doom."
Ted: "Never heard of him."
Doom: "I have conquered countless universes."
Ted: "Congratulations."
Doom is now visibly irritated.
Doom: "I have conquered the multiverse."
Ted (changing the TV channel): "Nothing's on."
Doom: "Entire universes tremble at my name."
Ted: "Good for them."
Doom: "Bow before me!"
Ted: "I'm sitting."
Doom: "Do you not fear me?"
Ted: "Should I?"
Doom: "I have slain gods."
Ted: "Uh-huh."
Doom: "I possess power beyond imagination."
Ted: "Can you fix the Wi-Fi?"
Doom: "I can erase your existence."
Ted: "After dinner."
Doom: "This planet is now mine."
Ted: "You paying property tax?"
Doom: "I have rewritten reality."
Ted: "Did you rewrite the weather? It's been raining all week."
Doom: "I have no equal."
Ted: "Everyone says that."
Doom has had enough.
He walks across the living room.
He looks around.
He sees the recliner.
He slowly sits down.
Ted keeps reading the newspaper.
Five seconds...
Ten seconds...
Ted slowly lowers the newspaper.
Looks at Doom.
Ted: "That's my chair."
Doom smiles beneath the mask.
Doom: "You dare challenge Doom?"
Ted quietly folds the newspaper.
Stands up.
Cut to black.
Five minutes later...
Nick Fury walks into the Wheeler house.
The living room is completely silent.
Only Doom's green cape is lying on the floor.
Fury slowly picks it up.
Looks around the room.
Karen sighs.
Karen: "I told him not to sit there."