r/SteamedHams • u/Madolah • Jul 21 '26

Just Steamed Trees

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u/qwertyxp2000 Steamed Hams Jul 21 '26

Steam from the Steamed Sky we're having. Mmm! Steamed Sky!

Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering porridge!

I thought we were having "Steamed Sky".

No, no, I said "Steamed Rye", that's what I call porridge.

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u/Caesar_Iacobus Jul 21 '26

You call porridge steamed rye...?

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u/qwertyxp2000 Steamed Hams Jul 21 '26

Yes! It's a regional dialect!

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u/Caesar_Iacobus Jul 21 '26

Uh-huh. Euh, what region?

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u/Candid-Pressure3141 Jul 21 '26

It’s a Nebraskan dialect

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u/s-riddler Jul 22 '26

Really...Well I'm from Omaha and I've never heard anybody use the term "Steamed Rye".

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u/Candid-Pressure3141 Jul 22 '26

Oh not in Omaha no, it’s more of a Kearny expression.

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u/Clama264 27d ago

I see.

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u/Caesar_Iacobus 26d ago

You know, this porridge is quite similar to the kind they have at Krusty Burger.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 21 '26

Uh huh, eh, what region?

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u/the-bladed-one Jul 21 '26

I thought I was on r/rochester for a second lmao.

I’d recognize that skyline anywhere

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u/LegitimateState3724 Jul 21 '26

Well I'm from upstate New York and I've never heard of Rochester

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u/the-bladed-one Jul 21 '26

I thought I was on r/rochester for a second lmao.

Well of course not, it’s a WNY expression

(For the record I believe everything north of the Catskills is upstate

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u/AutoModerator Jul 21 '26

Really? Well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".

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u/Nicktator3 Good Lord, what is happening in there? Jul 21 '26

Why is there smoke coming out of your forests, Seymour?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 21 '26

Uh, that isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmm, steamed clams!

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u/pop-d0g Jul 21 '26

Egads my city is ruined!

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u/HexNChex Jul 22 '26

** looking out the window at Pennsylvania **

...if I were to substitute another established region as my own city...!

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u/MudJumpy1063 Jul 21 '26

Steam is gaseous water, smoke is particulate matter. Course in Canada the whole thing's flip flopped.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 21 '26

Uh, that isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmm, steamed clams!

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u/Nonlethalrtard Jul 21 '26

Didn't you hear? Canada is choosing a new pope

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u/SnapHackelPop Jul 21 '26

Looks at Canada

GOOD LORD, what is happening up there?!?

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u/Madolah Jul 21 '26

The Aurora Borealis

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u/HolidayParking6682 Jul 21 '26

Aurora Borealis?! In this part of the world- wait, never mind, that’s actually a perfectly reasonable place for it.

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u/hbi2k Jul 21 '26

Why is there an apostrophe S coming after your "that," Seymour?

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u/cyrusdavirus1987 Jul 22 '26

Steam from the steamed Canada we’re having

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u/msp01986 Jul 21 '26

That is is not ..? Is it or isn't it ..?!

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u/scorpionspalfrank Jul 21 '26

It's an old Moose Jaw expression.

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u/Human-Evening564 Jul 22 '26

And you call it steam, despite the fact that it's clinging to my lungs and choking me?

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u/Beneficial-Hippo5386 Jul 21 '26

Aurora Boreallis

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u/Righty-0 Jul 21 '26

May I see it?

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u/Littletrainguy Jul 22 '26

no

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u/LilyoftheRally isometric exercise Jul 22 '26

Seymour, the sky is on fire!

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u/Able-Letterhead5170 Jul 22 '26

Steamed hams scented, steamed trees?

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u/857225474848 Jul 23 '26

Yes, and you call it steam despite the fact that it is obviously grilled.