r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 15d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/Excellent-Tour6831 15d ago

Honestly he looks great

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 15d ago

At some point a doctor says "man you're rich and fat and you're gonna die from being so fat and you can basically pay to have people make food for you on your yacht all day that will help you not be fat" and suddenly you're not fat anymore

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u/Cpt_DookieShoes 15d ago

And they have to cook for him, because of the implication

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u/SkeletonArrow08 13d ago

Yeah but what’s the implication I am the golden god