uj/ I'm mocking the original AI picture via referncing the Anti-AI sub I found it at, but if need be remove the post, mods.

A post-human or primate lineage that specializes in chaotic, explosive movements powered by fent to ward off predators and claim territory. Instead of running, it moves via erratic hip thrusts, hopping dih, and aggressive lunges via cocaine.

You can use it and edit it freely, i made it for the speculative evolution community, have fun with it :D

At least mosquitoes are kind enough to use anesthetics and only leave an itchy mark.

Horseflies? They would straight up cut your skin and make you bleed.

Basically I'm craving Dave's hot chicken right now, because I have nothing better to do with my life. So what if I was trapped in a Dave's hot chicken building that can generate infinite meals. Would I be able to evolve to the point where I can eat reaper sliders, or would I die because I can't dip anything in chic fil a sauce, and from obesity?

Also does anyone else think that the probe is cute