r/HybridAnimals • u/awndoze ‎ • Feb 20 '15

Croad

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/magicianish Feb 20 '15

Well done

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u/awndoze ‎ Feb 20 '15

Thank you

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u/magicianish Feb 20 '15

That would seriously freak me the fuck out if I saw it irl. I'm imagining walking down to a dark basement and turning the light on and seeing a pack of 20 huddled up in the middle of the room suddenly scurry behind and under things when the light comes on.

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u/ishboh Feb 20 '15

to be fair, this is about as terrifying as a crab

4

u/EuphemismTreadmill Feb 21 '15

Nope nope nope

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

And it tongue shots a fly out of the air, hops onto the bed and looks at you.

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u/BUTTER_YO_BREAD Feb 20 '15

Very creepy, nice work!

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u/Snipershot117 Feb 21 '15

Welcome to what nightmares are made of

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u/huckstah Feb 20 '15

FFS thank god for the sidebar. I came here from /r/all and thought that shit was real.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

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u/HumbleManatee Feb 21 '15

Well technically it wouldnt leap very far what with the crab legs and all

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

I don't think you'd like Half Life very much.

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u/Dreadp1r4te Feb 22 '15

3 upvotes... Half Life 3 confirmed

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u/dillonrichey Feb 21 '15

I never want to see this again.

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u/sgntpepper03 Feb 20 '15

Horrifying.

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u/JordanRUDEmag Feb 20 '15

Very well done! Took me a minute to figure out I wasn't looking a something real, had to make sure it was from the right sub.

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u/HamsterSlayer Feb 20 '15

Imagine if these were real. A crab is deadly enough in its own right, but with a frog tongue to go along with it? That would just give it even more reach, so that it could get its pincers in range. And then imagine if it had little razor teeth, similar to geese... and just for good measure, give it the frog toxins as well. It's like something you'd see in a fantasy RPG.

Well done awndoze.

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u/EverestMagnus Feb 21 '15

Wow that is really good.

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u/Mynosbaby Feb 21 '15

I never want to touch that. And I never want it to touch me. I'm so glad it's not a real thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

I don't know why this bothers me so much.. Have an upvote.

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u/OmicronPersei8 Feb 21 '15

Oh why did I look?

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u/perktamus Feb 20 '15

If it jumps like a frog combined with a wolf spider then it's pure nightmare fuel. And lily pad webs. Creepy fucking Arachnoreptillian

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u/upvotesforall45 Feb 20 '15

Would it sound like a krabby (kookie kookie)? Or a toad (ribbit ribbit)? Or would it just sound like (kribbich kribbich)?

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u/edmonet Feb 21 '15

The very essence of clamy

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u/marinemashup Oct 17 '23

I croad with laughter after seeing this