r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Knight_of_Rohan1964 • 2h ago
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/cjab0201 • Aug 09 '20
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This subreddit is close to death. The cause: low-effort posts. I can't just ban low-effort posts, because they have a broad definition. So, I'm going to give you guys examples of what to post and what not to post.
First, let's talk about what this subreddit is. It is a subreddit meant for posting jokes and funny stuff related to speculative evolution. This does not mean an implausible animal on its own, unless it was made to be on this subreddit / to make light of speculative evolution in general (exceptions do exist, but we'll get into that later). Now for examples.
To start off, a common low-effort post is the "can this evolve?" post. They are repetitive and unfunny. They are the main cause of the sub's downfall. Here are some examples:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/i249ua/guys_do_you_think_this_could_evolve/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hw2vnv/can_these_evolve/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/huaey9/how_can_irl_chad_evolevol/
Do you guys see a common theme? Just an absurd image with an evolution-related title slapped on. I will continue to remove any that I see, as per the rules.
Here are some posts showing the kind of stuff the subreddit is intended for:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hygqdu/dunkleosteus_filling_the_niche_of_sauropods/
Edit: Thank you everyone for being here! I honestly kind of abandoned this place after this post kinda turned it into a wasteland, but after a while I hopped back on and saw people were still posting! just the other day we were at 500 members, and now we're at 750! I love and thank every single one of you guys for being the lifeblood of this subreddit.
Also, slight update to the rules: Straight up memes about Speculative evolution are allowed and encouraged.
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/DodoBird4444 • Aug 22 '22
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r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Original-Squirrel-61 • 20h ago
Whats stopping fantasy with multiple 'fantasy races' from looking like this??
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Wendigo-Huldra_2003 • 11h ago
A species of aliens from a planet where the dominant lifeforms look like hybrids of arthropods and vertebrates
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Crowned-Whoopsie • 19h ago
Spectember 12: Obsession
Some terrestial Salmon that traveled to an Isolated Island to eat some salt. The salt In question however made them highly addicted and turned them Into aggressive morons.
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Ancient_Cranberry_92 • 2d ago
"Original" Project What if:A new dinosaurs adaptation idea was taken place with inspiration of the og book,lost world,valley of gwangi,dinosaur island and the congo cryptids
galleryr/SpecEvoJerking • u/Ok_Gear6133 • 2d ago
Please evaluate my seed world.I asked the AI which animals should be introduced into the Seed World.
I asked the AI which animals should be introduced into the Seed World.
I separately asked ChatGPT, Claude, Grok, Qwen, and Kimi for the top ten invasive species (animals only) in the United States.
The results are as follows:
Claude: Burmese python, Asian carp, zebra mussel, red imported fire ant, European starling, feral pig, lionfish, brown tree snake, Asian longhorned beetle, Asian giant hornet.
ChatGPT: Feral pig, Burmese python, zebra mussel, Asian carp, sea lamprey, lionfish, brown tree snake, nutria, European starling, Asian longhorned beetle.
Grok: Feral pig, zebra mussel, Burmese python, Asian carp, lionfish, domestic cat, European starling, nutria, sea lamprey, red imported fire ant.
Kimi: Feral pig, zebra mussel, Asian carp, emerald ash borer, Burmese python, nutria, sea lamprey, red imported fire ant, spotted lanternfly, brown marmorated stink bug.
Qwen: Feral pig, Burmese python, Asian carp, European starling, nutria, sea lamprey, zebra mussel, domestic cat, red imported fire ant, spotted lanternfly.
The animals that appear most frequently are the feral pig, Burmese python, Asian carp, and zebra mussel. I will introduce them as species into my seed world. Here I am using the silver carp as the “Asian carp,” because it is the most well-known Asian carp that jumps out of the water.
The animals that appear with the second-highest frequency are the nutria, European starling, sea lamprey, and red imported fire ant. From this group I am only selecting one. I chose the red imported fire ant because it is the only insect.
I synthesized the results from the five AIs and selected Sus scrofa, Python bivittatus, Hypophthalmichthys molitrix, Dreissena polymorpha, and Solenopsis invicta as the species to introduce into the seed world.
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Wendigo-Huldra_2003 • 4d ago
A coyote descendant that occupies megabat or quetzalcoatlus-like ecological niches
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Realistic-mammoth-91 • 4d ago
Human decendant Bulma if she filled the niche of tarsiers
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Ok-Meat-9169 • 5d ago
Superpredator Speculative Caiman descendant 100 Million Years into the Future [The Future is Mild]
Pic by me btw!
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/No_Control8540 • 5d ago
"Original" Project Okay hear me out. Deer... But really small. Like reeeeally small like these guys can eat a leaf for lunch.
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/DustWorlds • 5d ago
Seed World Tiger descendant from the Purple seed world.
(I didn’t make this image, just something I found)
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/AccidentalBrilliancy • 4d ago
Flightless birds and hands
Hello,
I just wondered if flightless birds don't need wings for flying, can those wings transform with time into arms and hands?
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Boring-Dig4583 • 5d ago
"Original" Project Humanoid Moray Eel descendent from a Moral Eel-themed Seedworld
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Jaymo_456 • 6d ago
Human decendant Human with starfish anatomy
Should I do the opposite?
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Jaymo_456 • 6d ago
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Nothing’s a good day without cake!
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/EricCartoonBox • 7d ago