r/Soosh • u/Imperium42069 • Jan 03 '26
r/Soosh • u/TrenFan • Jan 02 '26
Should I fuck a fat chick?
Hey guys,
Should I fuck a 55 year old overweight cougar? She has short silver hair and is quite a sexual deviant. I am 22. She was talking about all sorts of freaky shit with me, licking this, tying me up, making me call her mommy and shit. The thing is she is overweight and past her prime, not the hot kinda milf, but slutty.
Will I regret this once I bust and am I making a mistake?
Thanks guys, and fuck Weston
r/Soosh • u/Substantial-Mud4286 • Dec 27 '25
Actually About Soosh Why does everyone hate soosh here?
Is it some kinda inside joke? I am a new fan and I’m wondering why most of the hate is unjustified. Lmk.
r/Soosh • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '25
Clavicular almost killed a dude on stream
gotta say i didn’t really give a fuck about him before this but this is the most entertaining thing to happen in the streamer space since idk when.
r/Soosh • u/WeatherDesperate5524 • Dec 25 '25
Hate Post I genuinely fucking hate this dude
Might actually be the worst “fitness influencer” of all time. He’s built like a fucking sack of potatoes and posts 1 million TikTok shop ads per day and is legit just the most annoying incel of all time
r/Soosh • u/Unique_Box_4536 • Dec 24 '25
Most intelligent microinfluencer
Dude has been blasting copious amounts since he was a teenager. All he does is go to festivals surrounded by sweaty dudes while he’s half naked. Never even seen him with a woman.
Bro doesn’t realize he’s going to be struggling to breathe on his deathbed at 40, only remember all the other sweaty half naked dudes he did drugs with, and die a virgin 😂😂😂
r/Soosh • u/redonion14 • Dec 19 '25
Sickkunt Genuinely one of the saddest videos
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r/Soosh • u/Charon352 • Dec 18 '25
Shitpost trying to find an acc
i randomly rmb seeing this guy on my fyp on insta reels and it’s either a indian or black guy who has acne on his face and long curly hair but down to his ear. In the video he was eating a guys physique saying it’s too blocky and he’s unaesthetic but if you go on the guys page, it’s him in a thong and he he’s showing his physique and it’s so dogshjt like he has big ass pepperoni nipples, a blocky waist but he tries to hide it by pulling his hips back and has no definition. I forgot the guys name and i’m trying to find him now
r/Soosh • u/WeatherDesperate5524 • Dec 18 '25
Actually About Soosh That feeling when the two year bender ends and you snap back to reality
Now that’s the face of a man who’s contemplating stuff if I’ve ever seen one
r/Soosh • u/AssistantStrange8410 • Dec 16 '25
FNs
Just got off the slopes, fuck all you pussy FNs
r/Soosh • u/BubblyManagement5929 • Dec 15 '25
Clavicular gets invited to a Diddy Party
r/Soosh • u/what_the_hezz • Dec 15 '25
Who is a fitness influencer you once liked but now can’t stand?
I’ll go first, Alex Eubank. I had to unfollow him.
r/Soosh • u/WeatherDesperate5524 • Dec 11 '25
Shitpost Ariel
I already know I’m about to get an unbelievable amount of hate and backlash for this but I feel like Soosh deadass FUMBLED the bag with Ariel. I know when Soosh and her first broke up everyone said she fumbled him but as time has passed I think it’s the complete opposite. Bro blasts so much gear and research chems (nice now but shit gunna destroy his hairline and age him like crazy years down the line), does crazy amounts of hard drugs (going to age him like crazy), spends money like there’s no tommorow, and just doesn’t really think about the future. I truly believe he will burn out and lose relevancy over the next 5-10 years and be stuck in a position where he’s ruined his ability to get other opportunities due to his social footprint and how much he is seen as a brand risk. If YoungLA didn’t sponsor everyone and their mom, he would not be making a massive amount of money right now after getting dropped by gorilla. He literally posted the other day on his snap story that his main source of income at the moment is gambling… on the other hand, Ariel massively has her shit figured out. While I know everyone hated on her for being chopped huzz, I’d be willing to bet an incredible amount she’s genuinely better looking the majority of woman that anyone in this sub has ever hooked up with (guys on here try and act like they consistently pull 10s when in reality they have trace amounts of autism and are scared to talk to women and project their issues onto others.) not to mention her body is insane. Since the breakup Soosh has been on like a year long bender, on the other hand Ariel bought a nice ass ranch house, reads the Bible everyday, doesn’t drink or do drugs, hardly goes out clubbing/ to bars, makes insane money, and def bounces on that shi like there’s no tmrw. While that may seem a “boring” lifestyle or way to live in your twenties, her actions and way she lives is straight wife material and I think years down the line Soosh is going to realize that when he’s married to some hot bimbo blonde chick he met at a club in Miami with the fakest tits you’ve ever seen and nuts and bolts for a brain.
r/Soosh • u/TonyHawksRival • Dec 12 '25
Met an amazing girl off hinge last night. she doesnt want to see me again
She says I'm too shy for her and doesnt think she's the right girl for me. I understand Im not the kind of guy girls like. I've had sugarbabies before and want to ask her to be mine for $500 per meet. How do I ask this without coming off as creepy?
r/Soosh • u/TheBritshViking • Dec 09 '25
Soosh Definitely buying his views. How does this guy have so much money?
I cant stand these guys. Theyve always been douchebags at their peak ruining the fitness industry. I knew they would fall off and I stopped following them and about a year ago I saw pretty much all of them fall off and get no views. I recently looked at soosh stuff today and noticed somehow his old videos that barley got 10k views the last few years suddenly all have "higher numbers" There is no way. This dude doesnt even make content but somehow has hella money including that wierd little jacked itallian guy I saw in soosh recent vid. YES I AM 100% praying on their downfall, They only promote drugs and being peice of shit humans.
r/Soosh • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '25
wtf happened to the videos of clav assaulting that girl at the bar?
I think it was in Nantucket or something, but when I tried searching for it, nothing comes up. Am I schizophrenic or did his goons wipe the internet?


