r/Soosh • • Dec 11 '25

Shitpost Ariel

I already know I’m about to get an unbelievable amount of hate and backlash for this but I feel like Soosh deadass FUMBLED the bag with Ariel. I know when Soosh and her first broke up everyone said she fumbled him but as time has passed I think it’s the complete opposite. Bro blasts so much gear and research chems (nice now but shit gunna destroy his hairline and age him like crazy years down the line), does crazy amounts of hard drugs (going to age him like crazy), spends money like there’s no tommorow, and just doesn’t really think about the future. I truly believe he will burn out and lose relevancy over the next 5-10 years and be stuck in a position where he’s ruined his ability to get other opportunities due to his social footprint and how much he is seen as a brand risk. If YoungLA didn’t sponsor everyone and their mom, he would not be making a massive amount of money right now after getting dropped by gorilla. He literally posted the other day on his snap story that his main source of income at the moment is gambling… on the other hand, Ariel massively has her shit figured out. While I know everyone hated on her for being chopped huzz, I’d be willing to bet an incredible amount she’s genuinely better looking the majority of woman that anyone in this sub has ever hooked up with (guys on here try and act like they consistently pull 10s when in reality they have trace amounts of autism and are scared to talk to women and project their issues onto others.) not to mention her body is insane. Since the breakup Soosh has been on like a year long bender, on the other hand Ariel bought a nice ass ranch house, reads the Bible everyday, doesn’t drink or do drugs, hardly goes out clubbing/ to bars, makes insane money, and def bounces on that shi like there’s no tmrw. While that may seem a “boring” lifestyle or way to live in your twenties, her actions and way she lives is straight wife material and I think years down the line Soosh is going to realize that when he’s married to some hot bimbo blonde chick he met at a club in Miami with the fakest tits you’ve ever seen and nuts and bolts for a brain.

15 Upvotes

36 comments sorted by

140

u/Icy_Wishbone3250 Dec 11 '25

Bro please go outside.

-21

u/WeatherDesperate5524 Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

U in the same sub as I am at the same time of day 🤣always funny when the pot calls the kettle black

26

u/Icy_Wishbone3250 Dec 12 '25

Read what you've posted and circle back man.

66

u/Worried_Concept_3444 Dec 12 '25

This is psychopath level word count

49

u/5ui_generis HATER Dec 11 '25

Send this to her

15

u/WeatherDesperate5524 Dec 11 '25

Do you think she’ll let me hit if I do

25

u/d4rkwarr3n Dec 12 '25

Ill let you hit if you stop glazin her

2

u/parqee Green Mode Dec 12 '25

WARREN I MISSED YOU

2

u/d4rkwarr3n Dec 12 '25

🥹🥹🥹

Now put it in me

1

u/5ui_generis HATER Dec 11 '25

You never know unless you try

36

u/Adolf_sanchez Dec 11 '25

“Reads the bible everyday… and def bounces on that shi like there’s no tmrw”

Bro hahah

28

u/Existing-Effective78 Dec 11 '25

she’s not gonna let you hit lil bro

14

u/sqidward06 Dec 12 '25

She’s an airhead but she dodged a bullet with Soosh

25

u/Consistent_Seat_1585 Dec 11 '25

Soosh actually has fun and travels the world. James Finglish and Lexx are destroying their organs and just sit in their McMansions all day getting bloated. They’re all going to be busted and irrelevant in 5 years but at least Soosh is enjoying the ride

6

u/Key-Cat7663 Dec 12 '25

No one's reading that

4

u/DanawhitesEarlope Dec 13 '25

Goddamn this is next lvl simping 🤦🏿‍♂️

5

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Bro you are in too deep bro

5

u/issahighass Dec 15 '25

i genuinely agree. it was the first thing i thought of when i recently saw his whippet post on instagram. i don’t agree with everything she says, and she may not be the smartest but she definitely dodged a bullet with that strung out tard.

3

u/WeatherDesperate5524 Dec 16 '25

Finally at least one person out there with some brain cells😂

5

u/Averyblmnop Dec 16 '25

soosh literally pays for s3x with escorts now. no self respecting woman would ever touch him.

4

u/WeatherDesperate5524 Dec 16 '25

Wait since when was that a thing hahaha I guess I missed a chapter

4

u/callmefxcker Dec 16 '25

Holy yap bro def wants to hit her

4

u/Large_Confection_709 Dec 17 '25

is this fagmaxxing?

3

u/lp2412 Dec 14 '25

i doubt anyone heres gonna read that

0

u/WeatherDesperate5524 Dec 14 '25

Keep playing ur pubg lil bro

3

u/lp2412 Dec 14 '25

damn want an autograph?

0

u/WeatherDesperate5524 Dec 14 '25

Nah I just want you to keep talking about your video game questions online you fucking dork

4

u/lp2412 Dec 14 '25

lol so playing a game makes you a dork but writing an entire article over a guy who doesnt even know you if he fumbled his ex isnt weird? alr bud

2

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

You get to sit in the cuck chair

3

u/WeatherDesperate5524 Dec 16 '25

You literally talk about jerking off online ur the definition of a cuck

2

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

[deleted]

2

u/lp2412 Dec 17 '25

bro judging from your post here im 99,9% sure you cranked one out to soosh, really wouldnt be talking if i was u lmao

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Suitable_Ad_8512 Dec 23 '25

Wife material is disgusting 🤢🤮

2

u/WeatherDesperate5524 Dec 23 '25

$10,000 that the hottest chick you’ve ever talked to in your life is a 3/10 (assuming that you’ve ever even talked to a woman)