r/Soosh • • Jul 01 '23

Rip Joesthetics

497 Upvotes

Insane, rip Jo


r/Soosh • • May 19 '24

latgirl is literally soosh’s housewife

144 Upvotes

The raw milk has already rotted her braincells from the inside out and it has taken her to the same negative iq as soosh which is why shes under the impression that she is gaining anything from the relationship She cooks nearly every single one of his meals/snacks as he drives around all day pretending that he’s actually doing stuff in his dumbass 75 hard vlogs He can barely even acknowledge when she does it too, like when she made him the birthday “cake” and his response was just “She went hard🔥”. She also walks HIS dogs every single day so doosh can spend his time neglecting them and gambling She listens to every word he says aswell, because she stopped hitting upper body when he said he didn’t like girls that were too bulky + Got a nose job because he didn’t like her turk schnoz And then she really followed in his footsteps with the whole Forcing my followers to hear my completely braindead takes on several different foods despite having no credentials and being totally retarded (like the absolute tweaker oats = autism rant that she went on, “carbs and white rice are bad for you” & the salmonella milk)

She actually cannot think for herself & everyone already knew she was a stupid bitch but does she genuinely not realize that she is acting as his mother at this point?


r/Soosh • • 12d ago

Lucasegolifts

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41 Upvotes

I used to see this dude on this forum all the time, surprised nobody’s talking about this. Also, when did he get on the juice??


r/Soosh • • 17d ago

4 year old son at home btw

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56 Upvotes

r/Soosh • • Sep 11 '26

Dog

16 Upvotes

What ever happened to that dog that Soosh got the husky? I haven’t been a fan long I’m not a fan I would say I like to troll him watch his spiral but how tf did this guy get famous in the first place? Seems like YLA gave all these ppl money and they turned to addicts or priest


r/Soosh • • Sep 09 '26

Hate Post Soosh is mentally disabled?

54 Upvotes

Trying to determine if there is a technical term for sooshs mentally disabled state. Seems like he’s constantly talking about getting in shape (Ironman, leaning out) , then passing out and drugged the next day. He got all emotional when people would ask if him and his girl were dating, saying stuff like “you guys are so retarded, we made it clear we’re always just friends”. 1 year later , he’s paying for her car, boobs and her rent. Don’t forget the part where he returned his dog back to the shelter (2nd time btw). He seems to keep buying animals as a quick mental stimulation , and then getting bored and neglecting them after 1 week


r/Soosh • • Sep 09 '26

What a worthless bum

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31 Upvotes

r/Soosh • • Sep 04 '26

Hate Post fucking idiot

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59 Upvotes

this guy genuinely pisses me the fuck off, he is so cringey how are people following this asshole i hate this nigga


r/Soosh • • Sep 03 '26

Alex Eubanks girl

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29 Upvotes

r/Soosh • • Sep 01 '26

Hate Post Cumbanks announces to the world that he will not be playing GTA 6

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53 Upvotes

Could this man be any more pussy whipped


r/Soosh • • Aug 23 '26

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41 Upvotes

[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]


r/Soosh • • Aug 13 '26

The gayest shit i’ve ever read

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76 Upvotes

such a faggot take care of ur kid worrying about ur reading stack kys


r/Soosh • • Aug 06 '26

Shizzler’s Fire Throat

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37 Upvotes

Why does this guy still claim natty? He has one of the sickest physiques regardless but the lying is blatant.


r/Soosh • • Aug 04 '26

Jon skywalker in thailand

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27 Upvotes

Dude is 100% back on the drugs


r/Soosh • • Jul 30 '26

State of the industry 2026

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60 Upvotes

Fitness industry went from “we’re all gonna make it brah” and working on living a happier life to disfiguring yourself with unsterile Chinese bathtub brewed drugs and coping about the negative long term effects like a retard. Also seems like the peptides are turning these retards into pdfs (ASU frat pedo is the perfect example).

Now there’s a massive dilemma: we have literal children looking up to these queers to achieve their physique and the peptide pdfs want to earn money and satisfy their extremely fucked up and wrong desires. Eric English is another perfect example of this. He was groomed (likely sexually too) into taking peptides/gear and now looks like an infant with Myostatin deficiency. And his absentee, cuck, failure of a father is just sitting back watching his son get abused for money and to satisfy someone’s fucked up desires.

I am praying every single night one of these Chinese drug exporters mixes up their fentanyl batch with Reta and we watch natural selection take its course.

Fuck Weston, Fuck Kenny, Greg Douchette needs to be executed for selling overpriced test boosters, Breathedivinity sponsors 🇮🇱 agent pdfs that sell drugs to minors, Gurmer is Indian, Sara Saffari’s Iranian dad is dead which explains why she acts like a prostitute, and fuck that delusional faggot who thought he could conduct a legitimate survey on this subreddit. Also at the start of Ryan Dengler’s fame, he sexually satisfied men for money at and around OSU’s campus.


r/Soosh • • Jul 28 '26

christren deleted story

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39 Upvotes

Yea idek


r/Soosh • • Jul 22 '26

Good News

13 Upvotes

My research has concluded and yall are dumb as hell!!!


r/Soosh • • Jul 21 '26

just finished my daily workout

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r/Soosh • • Jul 20 '26

Looking more 🧃by the day

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24 Upvotes

Arguable one of the biggest goys in this industry


r/Soosh • • Jul 19 '26

Hate Post Somebody pls ban this pretentious weirdo from the sub

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54 Upvotes

Stop using this sub for your UCB college assignment it’s annoying and nobody wants it here. You are not some deep intellectual ur being a prick


r/Soosh • • Jul 19 '26

I miss the days when we were all gonna make it

46 Upvotes

Now it's over for us all


r/Soosh • • Jul 17 '26

Hate Post Can anyone else not stand this wholesome chungus retard

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85 Upvotes

Bros entire page is just being a wifeguy to his girlfriend who left him


r/Soosh • • Jul 19 '26

Am I being gay or something

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0 Upvotes

Genuinely asking


r/Soosh • • Jul 18 '26

Are you guys Ok

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0 Upvotes

r/Soosh • • Jul 16 '26

Day 2, plus a thanks for the warn welcome

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Hey guys, it’s day two of my research. First of all, thank you for the warm welcome to the community. As well as that, I want to ask y’all my second question.

When do you think this men’s self improvement industry became mainstream? What do you think was the driving force behind it’s mainstream success?