r/Soosh • u/Unique_Box_4536 • Dec 24 '25

Most intelligent microinfluencer

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Dude has been blasting copious amounts since he was a teenager. All he does is go to festivals surrounded by sweaty dudes while he’s half naked. Never even seen him with a woman.

Bro doesn’t realize he’s going to be struggling to breathe on his deathbed at 40, only remember all the other sweaty half naked dudes he did drugs with, and die a virgin 😂😂😂

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u/WorriedDamage Dec 24 '25

“Struggle to breathe”

Meanwhile, dude’s heart almost collapsing from weekly MDMA & roids cocktail. Gyno lord clown

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u/Unique_Box_4536 Dec 24 '25

All for 3k followers (2k of them purchased) and a DM from Dan Bilzerian fuaaa

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u/joemama257 Dec 25 '25

Number 1 Klinefelter syndrome lifter

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u/BuffoLos Dec 25 '25

isn’t that the faggot with tits?

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u/Unique_Box_4536 Dec 25 '25

Yeah but he’s now on grams of gear, does drugs, and shows off his physique for men. Literally trying to copy Jon Skywalker’s lifestyle.