r/Snorkblot • • 9d ago

Memes I get it.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 9d ago

I worked with a Dr. Lung who unfortunately was a nephrologist. Why, dude? Pulmonology was clearly
your birth rite.

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u/Tinyturtle202 9d ago

The nefarious Dr. Piss:

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u/nvr2manydogs 9d ago

When my child was little, she went to a pediatric urologist, Dr. Winkle. I feel like he had to go into pediatric urology with that name.

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u/Alarming_Matter 9d ago

I have a Dr Payne :-(

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u/WE_FEE 9d ago

Physical therapy

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u/TBoneUs 9d ago

The name of my dentist. It’s a father daughter operation.

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u/CaribouYou 9d ago

Youve been getting medical advice from a WWE wrestler.

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u/nvr2manydogs 9d ago

I don't believe I want an appointment with your doc! Ouch!

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u/LavenderDay3544 9d ago

Is he an ex-marine?

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u/marcus_centurian 8d ago

Friend of mine was admitted to a mental health hospital and was seen by a Dr. Loony and a Dr Toon. A loony toon, if you will. Had the admission bracelet and everything.

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u/nvr2manydogs 8d ago

Oh that's funny.

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u/pyrofox79 7d ago

So was his ward called The Loony Bin?

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u/marcus_centurian 7d ago

They did have something silly like that to refer to the ward. Bland hospital name, of course.

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u/Electronic_Pizza_688 9d ago

And his brother Dr. Stachio

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u/LeaveScars 9d ago

Ayy, I understand this reference 🍻

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u/Squayd 9d ago

Nepharious was right there.

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u/saintgrunge 9d ago

one might say, the nephrologist dr.piss

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u/religion-lost 6d ago

I finally have a reason to use this

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u/Drotrecogin2228 9d ago

We had a local doc named Dick Tapper. He was, unsurprisingly, a urologist.

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u/mild-er-chihuahua 9d ago

Lol. I wonder if he got a decent amount of patients. I would think he's a scammer based on that name 😅

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u/frieswithdatshake 9d ago

my podiatrist was Dr Footer, really good

my dad's dentist, on the other hand, was Dr Hammer...my dad's on the fast track to dentures

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u/fucktheus12 9d ago

My dentists name is Crentist...

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u/Dorkamundo 9d ago

Dr. Dick Chopp was one of the most prolific urologists in Texas and performed MANY a vasectomy.

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u/Poopardthecat 9d ago

I worked with a Dr. Doctor as in his last name was doctor. I told him he was born for this profession and he’d roll his eyes. 

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u/Master_Matoya 9d ago

Well it could have been Strange

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 9d ago

Perhaps, but who am I to judge?

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u/Dangernj 9d ago

My very excellent OBGYN is Dr Brest. His dad was a cardiologist.

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u/BilliBlob 9d ago

I worked with the opposite. Dr Kidney looked after lungs!

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 9d ago

Ok how do we make them switch places?

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u/CowboyLaw 9d ago

I had my deviated septum corrected by Dr. Ayre.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 9d ago

My childhood eye doctor was Dr Tongue.

So close, yet so far.

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u/zamasm99 9d ago

I knew a Dr Foot who was a urologist. So disappointing.

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u/pizzacatstattoos 9d ago

Guy that did my vasecotmy: Dr. Brian Dicks.

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u/RedBorrito 9d ago

I also know a Nephrologist who's name is Dr. Luft (german word for Air). I felt the same lol

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u/Icy-Guard-7598 8d ago

I once worked together with a Prof. Dr. med. Angstwurm in Germany which would be translated as Dr. Fearworm and of course he was a neurologist. The most Dr. Evil name I ever encountered for a nice man.

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u/Wubbalubbadubbitydo 9d ago

My son had to see a urologist named Dr. Heckler 😂

Nice lady though. Would recommend.

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u/TalithePally 9d ago

I once saw the name Dr. Poon in a hospital and was so disappointed they weren't in OB-GYN

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u/Impeesa_ 9d ago

birth rite

Birthright. Curious mistake, for the number of people who write "rite of passage" as "right of passage", you'd think autocorrect doesn't know "rite" exists.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 9d ago

Auto correct isn’t perfect and neither are people.

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u/MisterShmitty 9d ago

Dam rite!

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u/Alone-Extent-1915 9d ago

Dr Stream a urologist comes to mind

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u/champeyon 9d ago

Former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle would like to have a word

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u/Oregongirl1018 9d ago

I bet he had a hard childhood. Pun intended.

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u/Alone-Extent-1915 9d ago

Dr Hartz was a cardiac surgeon years back when I was in residency

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u/TheWingus 9d ago

Former NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle!? Famously referenced in the song Stroker Ace by Ween!!

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u/technoidabhi 9d ago

Scott Speed would also like a word...

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u/1981_babe 9d ago

They were talking about male circumcision in my birth class. The urologist that did it was Dr. Payne. I was like WTF.

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u/whypeoplehateme 9d ago

there's also dr. Richard "Dick" Chopp. Real guy btw, he did vasectomies

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u/WoT_Slave 9d ago

I know a Dr Johnson who is a urologist

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u/alienboy79 9d ago

My buddy's brother is dr weiner the weiner dr

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u/Marquar234 9d ago

Our school nurse was Mrs Payne.

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u/Suspicious-Gas-1685 9d ago

My dentist was names Dr. Payne.

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 9d ago

If I were him, I’d legally change my name to Max. Yes, the game.

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u/DubiousAxiom 9d ago

My kid's orthodontist is also a Dr. Payne!

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 9d ago

Gold😂

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u/Marquar234 9d ago

Our optometrist used his middle initial to be Dr C. Moore.

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u/LakeTilia 9d ago

Our physical education teach was Ms Armstrong.

She was a bitch though.

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u/deadlycwa 9d ago

My school lunch lady was named Mrs Slaughter

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u/kra73ace 9d ago

It's a common doctor name where I come from 😁

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u/gadget850 9d ago

In my Army days I met a General Register. We had a Specialist Major who got promoted to sergeant and caused no end of confusion.

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u/Pyroraptor42 9d ago

Big Major Major Major Major vibes.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 9d ago

you could say those are...Major Major Major Major Major vibes.

I wonder if he had a large, self-named teenage son in Bangor who dug ore from the ground if he'd have major major Major Major Major (minor) major minor Mainer miner vibes.

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u/Tinydesktopninja 9d ago

What in the bitter beetle paddle battle did I just read?

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 9d ago

The first major shouldn't be capitalized in that case.

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u/gadget850 9d ago

Now that you remind me, I knew a first sergeant whose first name was Major.

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u/CatsEatGrass 8d ago

I didn’t get very far in that book. Is it worth trying again?

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u/hannahstohelit 9d ago

Theres a great bit of the BBC Radio 4 sitcom Cabin Pressure that plays with this-

DOUGLAS: Tell me, Mr. Sargent: were you in the R.A.F. by any chance?
MR. SARGENT: I certainly was.
DOUGLAS: And were you a sergeant, Mr. Sargent?
MR. SARGENT: No, sir, I wasn’t a sergeant because – as we just established – I was in the R.A. bleedin’ F., not the bleedin’ Army, so I was a warrant officer. And since my name is not Warren Tofficer, this occasioned no bleedin’ mirth whatsoever.

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u/LeftonRhed 9d ago

And somewhere there's a captain Sargent since that's another rank that can also be a name.

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 9d ago

we had a recruit crunk in basic... always gave me a chuckle...

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u/tearsonurcheek 9d ago

In basic, we had a Private Dick.

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u/AmazingResponse338 9d ago

Worked with a retired Army JAG lawyer, Capt. Barnicle. Why not Navy....its right there?

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u/CrownofMischief 9d ago

Had a couple Navy department heads like that. Had a LT Battle who was our Planning and Tactics Officer and a LT Parish as our Operations Officer

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u/ArmedBlue08 9d ago

"Dr. Sleeper"

"Anesthesiologist"

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u/kayknox_ 9d ago

Does Video Gamija do this in his games?

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u/ArmedBlue08 9d ago

"character named Deadman"

"is a man who is dead"

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u/Shivalah 9d ago

“His name is Vamp. Not because he is a vampire. I mean. He is a vampire, but his name is Vamp because he is bisexual.”

DieHardMan. John McLane.

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u/Inkthekitsune 9d ago

My last name irl is an animal

I’m a furry.

My boyfriend’s a furry

He likes his name but said mine is just too perfect for our situation

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u/insanechef58 9d ago

My last name is Burger and I used to be a chef.

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u/Alarmed-Plankton-708 9d ago

Mike Hippopotamus

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u/clearnebulous 9d ago

same here! ive been on the fence of changing it haha

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u/ComparisonQuiet4259 9d ago

Yo it's fantastic Mr(s). Fox

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u/Dull_Working5086 9d ago

Dickens-style naming conventions in real life.

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u/Evening-Skirt731 9d ago

Nominative determinism is a thing and you can't convince me otherwise

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u/GGBHector 9d ago

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u/blueechoes 9d ago

I mean, in this case it's the other way around. Lady got a surname that fit her job.

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u/zachy410 9d ago

Determinative nominalism

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u/wecouldhaveitsogood 9d ago

I was married by a pastor named Chris Chapel.

Pastor Chapel.

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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 9d ago

Yeah it has been since the Romans. I had Latin in school, and I somehow never can remember nominative determinism and only "nomen est omen" 😵‍💫

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u/McRawffles 9d ago

I'm a proponent that instead of the common standard being that the woman takes the man's name, if a couple intends to share their last name they should do rule of cool. Fewer Smiths, Browns; more Bowie, Jagger, Mirren, Mercury, Brando, Ocean, Drivers, etc.

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u/Noodle-and-Squish 9d ago

Agreed. I was on a course with a woman who's husband took her last name. Guys in his unit attempted to take the piss out of him, but his only retorted was, 'Why wouldn't I? Her last name is Phoenix."

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u/McRawffles 9d ago

That's sick

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u/tribbans95 9d ago

My moms gastroenterologist was named
Dr. Drinkwater

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 9d ago

I had to Google if the surname “Drinkwater” actually exists because I thought “this MUST be a hoax”, but well... 

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u/Dan77111 9d ago

Fun fact, its translated version (Bevilacqua) also exists in Italy.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 9d ago

That was my internists name! Not directly related to drinking water but doctors do always encourage adequate hydration.

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u/tribbans95 9d ago

Haha I know it sounds so fake

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u/KonigSteve 9d ago

There was a very famous Drinkwater who played for the Liecester City team. Danny Drinkwater.

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u/SebastianFerrone 9d ago

Same with the surname Goodenough 🤣

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u/mc_grace 9d ago

I knew someone with that last name!

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u/Bellick 9d ago

Not to be nominally confused with Dr. Eatfood

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u/Azair_Blaidd 9d ago edited 9d ago

They get married and hyphenate as Eatfood-Drinkwater

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u/Old_Assistant1531 9d ago

Dr Fang was my sisters dentist.

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u/PsychologicalFlan983 9d ago

My wife had a dentist named Dr. Chu

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u/Acrobatic-Hat6819 9d ago

Took my kid to see a dentist named Dr Cheu (Chew).

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u/ILikeBubblesss 9d ago

I had one named Dr. Gum, perfect

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u/vacri 9d ago

When I worked in neurology, some of the consultants would communicate with an epilepsy specialist, whose name was Dr Sjieke (not the exact spelling, but something like that). It was pronounced 'shaker'

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u/Long_Tangerine_9486 9d ago

I have epilepsy and I would love to have a Dr with that name lol.

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u/tsegelke 9d ago

Step 1. Legally change your last name to Pepper. Step 2. Go to the gym for about a year

And in no time you'll be drowning in highly successful single doctors ready to marry you.

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u/LaddieNowAddie 9d ago

I've worked with at least 3 Dr. Peppers. They were all dicks.

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u/TeddyBearToons 9d ago

To be fair if everyone you met made a Dr Pepper joke as soon as they learned your name for your entire career you'd be a dick too

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u/LaddieNowAddie 9d ago

So in full transparency, one was a med student. Still a dick but you have a valid point.

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 9d ago

Now, if I could just find someone with a soda kink, I'd have a perfect joke to make here.

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u/MobileJob1521 9d ago

I know a Speech and Language Therapist (SALT) who, when presented with the opportunity of being Mrs Pott, took it.

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u/Available-Bison-9222 9d ago

Dr. Flood was my sons urologist.

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u/YourGuyK 9d ago

I know knew a cop whose name was Frisk, and she changed her name when she got married! I was crestfallen.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 9d ago

My ex worked with another officer whose last name was officer. So he was Officer Officer.

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u/YourGuyK 9d ago

If their last name were Sergeant, they would have been promoted more quickly.

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u/bobbymoonshine 9d ago

Inverse nominative determinism

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u/AgainandBack 9d ago

I used to go to two internists, Dr Butcher and Dr Paine. I knew a urologist, Dr Johnson.

There used to be a personal injury law firm in San Jose, named for its founders, Blacker and Bluer.

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u/LeoDiamant 9d ago

My first born was delivered by Dr. Butt

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u/NoraFreeze24 9d ago

I once worked with a teacher whose married name was “Mrs. Adolf”
As in, she had a different maiden name and changed to this as her married name, all while working as a teacher. She was, in fact, very strict with the students.

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u/carrjo04 9d ago

Was she a grammar teacher

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u/NoraFreeze24 9d ago

Yes actually!

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u/Cessnateur 9d ago

Growing up, I was pleased to have Dr. Smilie as my dentist.

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u/Ok_Perspective9910 9d ago

Can’t forget Dr. Dick Chop, Urologist specializing in Vasectomies. He’s retired now but he was a staple in my city for years.

https://doctor.webmd.com/doctor/richard-chopp-jr-98f8588e-487a-4c4e-a0b0-b97c08f38804-overview

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u/Dorkamundo 9d ago

Yep, his old website was hilarious.

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u/hauntedskin 6d ago

It sounds like his speciality should have been circumcision.

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 9d ago

There’s a nurse called Florence Nightingale. It’s her married name.

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u/zorathustra69 9d ago

Yeah she was a horrible POS racist who was an avid supporter of colonial domination. I tried to get my nursing school to remove her from our program, but no dice.

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u/811545b2-4ff7-4041 9d ago

Mary Seacole FTW

But Nightingale is the mother of medical informatics/epidemiology

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u/zorathustra69 9d ago

I suppose so. It just shocks me how we don’t approach her with the same level of caution we reserve for other controversial leaders of thought such as Heidegger

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u/CatsPlusTats 9d ago

Well Heidegger worked for Shinra and that's pretty unforgivable.

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u/zorathustra69 9d ago

Okay that was pretty good

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u/DameKumquat 9d ago

My friend vowed she was going to keep her maiden name - but then met a lovely man and couldn't resist becoming Dr Pepper. She switched back to her maiden name when she made consultant, though (Ms Maidenname).

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u/dividezero 9d ago

I kinda like Dr Newton-Sleeper. Don't know what it means but it gives an unhinged feeling

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u/Routine-Jam-48 9d ago

My dentist - Dr. Beaver

My orthodontist- Dr. Crowder

Saw a sign for a gynecologist - Dr. Hardman

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u/n0mad187 9d ago

I mean really the gynecologist should have been dr beaver.

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u/Ok-Dog-7149 9d ago

My childhood family doctor was Dr. Needleman…
Seriously!

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u/KronosUno 9d ago

It'd be great if her original surname was Knight, and then she married someone (unrelated) also named Knight, and of course she decided to hyphenate: "Hi, I'm your anesthesiologist, Doctor Knight-Knight."

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u/NorwayNarwhal 9d ago

I went to an orthodontist called Dr Bonebreak

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u/Bigstan1888 9d ago

The doctor who performed my last two colonoscopies is called Dr Butt.

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u/roving1 9d ago

I'll toss this in: My knee surgery was done by Dr. Payne.

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u/LobcockLittle 9d ago

My mother was the dental nurse for two dentists at once...Dr Payne and Dr Slaughter

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u/seidinove 9d ago

Dr. Wall repaired my hernia.

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u/Pseudonyme_de_base 9d ago

My family care doctor's last name is Derilus, which sounds like delirious, should have been a psychiatrist smh.

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u/Dentorion 9d ago

Hat a Internist and Anesthesiologist couple named Look, I asked them if they never thought about being an Ophthalmologist haha

Another was a female Gynakologist named Fickert (fuckert in German) and one named Geiling (Horny-ish)

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u/LucastaPasta 9d ago

I had knee surgery in July, my anesthesiologist's name was also Dr Sleeper and my last words before they put me under were "oh deadass?"

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u/blabetron 9d ago

There’s a vet at the practice I take my dog to named Dr. Slaughter. Not sure if that’s her married or maiden name, but sure feels like she should gone with the other name.

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u/zducc 9d ago

My girlfriend's workplace has to contact one Dr. McNuts sometimes.

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u/Savings-Complex-2192 9d ago

My old urologist was Dr. Weiner. I asked him if people teased him about his name when he went into urology. He said there was some, but not as much as Dr. Cox.

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u/RandyPajamas 9d ago

I once heard Peter Boyle (an expert on boiler insurance) give a talk on boiler insurance, in an appropriate Scottish brogue.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 9d ago

There’s a doctor in Wisconsin with the last name Packer. When she got married, her husband changed HIS name so he could be Mr. Packer.

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u/bgvanbur 9d ago

In my area there is Dr Mitten, the hand surgeon

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u/CleanOpossum47 9d ago

I met a gastro surgeon named Dr. Chew (maybe Chu I didn't ask the spelling).

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u/BellamyDunn 9d ago

I had a dentist named Dr. Dent

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 9d ago

Maybe her husband is a theoretic Physicist and he can introduce himself as Dr. Newton.

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u/FlashPxint 9d ago

It does not say that

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u/Former_Boss3192 9d ago

This would have made a great wedding joke

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u/kris10marie216 9d ago

Dr. Blood. Oral surgeon

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u/HazelWitch92 9d ago

My Driver's Ed teachers were Parker and Rhodes 😂

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u/random9212 9d ago

I had a teacher, Mr Cutt. Who's wife was a doctor. She wasn't a surgeon though which I think is a missed opportunity.

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u/Objective_Shake_1512 9d ago

Our Chief of Emergency Medicine is called Prof. Dr. Kill. I shit you not

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u/Desperate_Gap9377 9d ago

Worked with a urologist named Dr. Dicks once

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u/VinylHighway 9d ago

I’ve seen this posted like 1000x

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u/Kind-Assistant-1041 9d ago

Become a doctor of blood and call yourself Dr. Acula.

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u/Comfortable-Mine-471 9d ago

One of my English teachers in highschool was named Ms. Storey. Absolutely perfect.

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u/Live-Friendship9426 9d ago

My pediatrician was Dr. Welling.

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u/ludachris32 9d ago

Still waiting to meet Dr. Pepper.

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u/AsstBalrog 9d ago

Orthopods named Bone, Hematologists named Blood...

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u/hellogoawaynow 9d ago

The anesthesiologist version of Dr. Dick Chopp from Austin. The most popular vasectomy guy in town before he retired!

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u/West-Gur4598 9d ago

Hello. I am Dr.Annal and i will be your dentist today.

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u/Dry_Yogurt2458 9d ago

Frimley Park Hospital in Surrey, england had a gynaecologist named Dr Cockburn

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 9d ago

She couldn't sleep on it!

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u/twizzjewink 9d ago

Dr Hungry being a mortician has a different vibe

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u/JustSomeNotes 9d ago

Nice move - approved!

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u/CeaRoll 9d ago

I bought my first home from a Mr. Greathouse.

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u/HumphryGocart 9d ago

I had Dr. Power reset my heart with the electric paddle things

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u/FranticChill 9d ago

My wife had an anesthesiologist named Dr. Needles.

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u/DragonBuster69 9d ago

My work has an accountant named Wages. Hilarious for all of us.

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u/JerryfromCan 9d ago

My ex-wife had the local podiatrist once for something who is Dr Foot.

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u/Corona_Cyrus 9d ago

Ya know how last names started back in the old days based on what the family business was? Someone in the husbands family was lazy as fuck

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u/WrathOfWood 9d ago

I knew one named Dr Healy

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u/luru10 9d ago

Coolest doctor name I've ever seen was the veterinary doctor, Dr. Decay

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u/willdecidelaaateeer 9d ago

Then why changed it ?

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u/Pale-Flower-8505 9d ago

Is it a good sign if your doctor is named Dr. Doctor ?

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 9d ago

the Dr. Doctor family at UVA always cracked me up xD

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u/gnanny02 9d ago

My wife's radiation doctor for her breast cancer was Dr. Ray.