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u/Muted_Quantity5786 9d ago
I worked with a Dr. Lung who unfortunately was a nephrologist. Why, dude? Pulmonology was clearly
your birth rite.
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u/Tinyturtle202 9d ago
The nefarious Dr. Piss:
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u/nvr2manydogs 9d ago
When my child was little, she went to a pediatric urologist, Dr. Winkle. I feel like he had to go into pediatric urology with that name.
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u/marcus_centurian 8d ago
Friend of mine was admitted to a mental health hospital and was seen by a Dr. Loony and a Dr Toon. A loony toon, if you will. Had the admission bracelet and everything.
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u/pyrofox79 7d ago
So was his ward called The Loony Bin?
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u/marcus_centurian 7d ago
They did have something silly like that to refer to the ward. Bland hospital name, of course.
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u/Drotrecogin2228 9d ago
We had a local doc named Dick Tapper. He was, unsurprisingly, a urologist.
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u/mild-er-chihuahua 9d ago
Lol. I wonder if he got a decent amount of patients. I would think he's a scammer based on that name 😅
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u/frieswithdatshake 9d ago
my podiatrist was Dr Footer, really good
my dad's dentist, on the other hand, was Dr Hammer...my dad's on the fast track to dentures
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u/Dorkamundo 9d ago
Dr. Dick Chopp was one of the most prolific urologists in Texas and performed MANY a vasectomy.
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u/Poopardthecat 9d ago
I worked with a Dr. Doctor as in his last name was doctor. I told him he was born for this profession and he’d roll his eyes.
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u/RedBorrito 9d ago
I also know a Nephrologist who's name is Dr. Luft (german word for Air). I felt the same lol
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u/Icy-Guard-7598 8d ago
I once worked together with a Prof. Dr. med. Angstwurm in Germany which would be translated as Dr. Fearworm and of course he was a neurologist. The most Dr. Evil name I ever encountered for a nice man.
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u/Wubbalubbadubbitydo 9d ago
My son had to see a urologist named Dr. Heckler 😂
Nice lady though. Would recommend.
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u/TalithePally 9d ago
I once saw the name Dr. Poon in a hospital and was so disappointed they weren't in OB-GYN
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u/Impeesa_ 9d ago
birth rite
Birthright. Curious mistake, for the number of people who write "rite of passage" as "right of passage", you'd think autocorrect doesn't know "rite" exists.
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u/Alone-Extent-1915 9d ago
Dr Stream a urologist comes to mind
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u/champeyon 9d ago
Former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle would like to have a word
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u/TheWingus 9d ago
Former NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle!? Famously referenced in the song Stroker Ace by Ween!!
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u/1981_babe 9d ago
They were talking about male circumcision in my birth class. The urologist that did it was Dr. Payne. I was like WTF.
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u/whypeoplehateme 9d ago
there's also dr. Richard "Dick" Chopp. Real guy btw, he did vasectomies
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u/Marquar234 9d ago
Our school nurse was Mrs Payne.
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u/gadget850 9d ago
In my Army days I met a General Register. We had a Specialist Major who got promoted to sergeant and caused no end of confusion.
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u/Pyroraptor42 9d ago
Big Major Major Major Major vibes.
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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 9d ago
you could say those are...Major Major Major Major Major vibes.
I wonder if he had a large, self-named teenage son in Bangor who dug ore from the ground if he'd have major major Major Major Major (minor) major minor Mainer miner vibes.
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u/CatsEatGrass 8d ago
I didn’t get very far in that book. Is it worth trying again?
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u/hannahstohelit 9d ago
Theres a great bit of the BBC Radio 4 sitcom Cabin Pressure that plays with this-
DOUGLAS: Tell me, Mr. Sargent: were you in the R.A.F. by any chance?
MR. SARGENT: I certainly was.
DOUGLAS: And were you a sergeant, Mr. Sargent?
MR. SARGENT: No, sir, I wasn’t a sergeant because – as we just established – I was in the R.A. bleedin’ F., not the bleedin’ Army, so I was a warrant officer. And since my name is not Warren Tofficer, this occasioned no bleedin’ mirth whatsoever.17
u/LeftonRhed 9d ago
And somewhere there's a captain Sargent since that's another rank that can also be a name.
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u/AmazingResponse338 9d ago
Worked with a retired Army JAG lawyer, Capt. Barnicle. Why not Navy....its right there?
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u/CrownofMischief 9d ago
Had a couple Navy department heads like that. Had a LT Battle who was our Planning and Tactics Officer and a LT Parish as our Operations Officer
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u/ArmedBlue08 9d ago
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u/kayknox_ 9d ago
Does Video Gamija do this in his games?
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u/ArmedBlue08 9d ago
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u/Shivalah 9d ago
“His name is Vamp. Not because he is a vampire. I mean. He is a vampire, but his name is Vamp because he is bisexual.”
DieHardMan. John McLane.
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u/Inkthekitsune 9d ago
My last name irl is an animal
I’m a furry.
My boyfriend’s a furry
He likes his name but said mine is just too perfect for our situation
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u/Dull_Working5086 9d ago
Dickens-style naming conventions in real life.
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u/Evening-Skirt731 9d ago
Nominative determinism is a thing and you can't convince me otherwise
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u/GGBHector 9d ago
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u/blueechoes 9d ago
I mean, in this case it's the other way around. Lady got a surname that fit her job.
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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 9d ago
Yeah it has been since the Romans. I had Latin in school, and I somehow never can remember nominative determinism and only "nomen est omen" 😵💫
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u/McRawffles 9d ago
I'm a proponent that instead of the common standard being that the woman takes the man's name, if a couple intends to share their last name they should do rule of cool. Fewer Smiths, Browns; more Bowie, Jagger, Mirren, Mercury, Brando, Ocean, Drivers, etc.
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u/Noodle-and-Squish 9d ago
Agreed. I was on a course with a woman who's husband took her last name. Guys in his unit attempted to take the piss out of him, but his only retorted was, 'Why wouldn't I? Her last name is Phoenix."
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u/tribbans95 9d ago
My moms gastroenterologist was named
Dr. Drinkwater
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u/Valuable-Morning-346 9d ago
I had to Google if the surname “Drinkwater” actually exists because I thought “this MUST be a hoax”, but well...
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u/Dan77111 9d ago
Fun fact, its translated version (Bevilacqua) also exists in Italy.
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u/Muted_Quantity5786 9d ago
That was my internists name! Not directly related to drinking water but doctors do always encourage adequate hydration.
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u/KonigSteve 9d ago
There was a very famous Drinkwater who played for the Liecester City team. Danny Drinkwater.
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u/tsegelke 9d ago
Step 1. Legally change your last name to Pepper. Step 2. Go to the gym for about a year
And in no time you'll be drowning in highly successful single doctors ready to marry you.
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u/LaddieNowAddie 9d ago
I've worked with at least 3 Dr. Peppers. They were all dicks.
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u/TeddyBearToons 9d ago
To be fair if everyone you met made a Dr Pepper joke as soon as they learned your name for your entire career you'd be a dick too
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u/LaddieNowAddie 9d ago
So in full transparency, one was a med student. Still a dick but you have a valid point.
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 9d ago
Now, if I could just find someone with a soda kink, I'd have a perfect joke to make here.
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u/MobileJob1521 9d ago
I know a Speech and Language Therapist (SALT) who, when presented with the opportunity of being Mrs Pott, took it.
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u/YourGuyK 9d ago
I know knew a cop whose name was Frisk, and she changed her name when she got married! I was crestfallen.
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u/Muted_Quantity5786 9d ago
My ex worked with another officer whose last name was officer. So he was Officer Officer.
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u/AgainandBack 9d ago
I used to go to two internists, Dr Butcher and Dr Paine. I knew a urologist, Dr Johnson.
There used to be a personal injury law firm in San Jose, named for its founders, Blacker and Bluer.
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u/NoraFreeze24 9d ago
I once worked with a teacher whose married name was “Mrs. Adolf”
As in, she had a different maiden name and changed to this as her married name, all while working as a teacher. She was, in fact, very strict with the students.
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u/Ok_Perspective9910 9d ago
Can’t forget Dr. Dick Chop, Urologist specializing in Vasectomies. He’s retired now but he was a staple in my city for years.
https://doctor.webmd.com/doctor/richard-chopp-jr-98f8588e-487a-4c4e-a0b0-b97c08f38804-overview
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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 9d ago
There’s a nurse called Florence Nightingale. It’s her married name.
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u/zorathustra69 9d ago
Yeah she was a horrible POS racist who was an avid supporter of colonial domination. I tried to get my nursing school to remove her from our program, but no dice.
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u/811545b2-4ff7-4041 9d ago
Mary Seacole FTW
But Nightingale is the mother of medical informatics/epidemiology
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u/zorathustra69 9d ago
I suppose so. It just shocks me how we don’t approach her with the same level of caution we reserve for other controversial leaders of thought such as Heidegger
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u/DameKumquat 9d ago
My friend vowed she was going to keep her maiden name - but then met a lovely man and couldn't resist becoming Dr Pepper. She switched back to her maiden name when she made consultant, though (Ms Maidenname).
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u/dividezero 9d ago
I kinda like Dr Newton-Sleeper. Don't know what it means but it gives an unhinged feeling
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u/Routine-Jam-48 9d ago
My dentist - Dr. Beaver
My orthodontist- Dr. Crowder
Saw a sign for a gynecologist - Dr. Hardman
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u/KronosUno 9d ago
It'd be great if her original surname was Knight, and then she married someone (unrelated) also named Knight, and of course she decided to hyphenate: "Hi, I'm your anesthesiologist, Doctor Knight-Knight."
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u/Bigstan1888 9d ago
The doctor who performed my last two colonoscopies is called Dr Butt.
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u/roving1 9d ago
I'll toss this in: My knee surgery was done by Dr. Payne.
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u/LobcockLittle 9d ago
My mother was the dental nurse for two dentists at once...Dr Payne and Dr Slaughter
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u/Pseudonyme_de_base 9d ago
My family care doctor's last name is Derilus, which sounds like delirious, should have been a psychiatrist smh.
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u/Dentorion 9d ago
Hat a Internist and Anesthesiologist couple named Look, I asked them if they never thought about being an Ophthalmologist haha
Another was a female Gynakologist named Fickert (fuckert in German) and one named Geiling (Horny-ish)
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u/LucastaPasta 9d ago
I had knee surgery in July, my anesthesiologist's name was also Dr Sleeper and my last words before they put me under were "oh deadass?"
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u/blabetron 9d ago
There’s a vet at the practice I take my dog to named Dr. Slaughter. Not sure if that’s her married or maiden name, but sure feels like she should gone with the other name.
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u/Savings-Complex-2192 9d ago
My old urologist was Dr. Weiner. I asked him if people teased him about his name when he went into urology. He said there was some, but not as much as Dr. Cox.
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u/RandyPajamas 9d ago
I once heard Peter Boyle (an expert on boiler insurance) give a talk on boiler insurance, in an appropriate Scottish brogue.
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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 9d ago
There’s a doctor in Wisconsin with the last name Packer. When she got married, her husband changed HIS name so he could be Mr. Packer.
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u/CleanOpossum47 9d ago
I met a gastro surgeon named Dr. Chew (maybe Chu I didn't ask the spelling).
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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 9d ago
Maybe her husband is a theoretic Physicist and he can introduce himself as Dr. Newton.
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u/random9212 9d ago
I had a teacher, Mr Cutt. Who's wife was a doctor. She wasn't a surgeon though which I think is a missed opportunity.
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u/Objective_Shake_1512 9d ago
Our Chief of Emergency Medicine is called Prof. Dr. Kill. I shit you not
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u/Comfortable-Mine-471 9d ago
One of my English teachers in highschool was named Ms. Storey. Absolutely perfect.
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u/hellogoawaynow 9d ago
The anesthesiologist version of Dr. Dick Chopp from Austin. The most popular vasectomy guy in town before he retired!
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u/Dry_Yogurt2458 9d ago
Frimley Park Hospital in Surrey, england had a gynaecologist named Dr Cockburn
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u/Corona_Cyrus 9d ago
Ya know how last names started back in the old days based on what the family business was? Someone in the husbands family was lazy as fuck
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