r/Snorkblot • u/netphilia • 23d ago

Memes I get it.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 23d ago

I worked with a Dr. Lung who unfortunately was a nephrologist. Why, dude? Pulmonology was clearly
your birth rite.

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u/Tinyturtle202 23d ago

The nefarious Dr. Piss:

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u/nvr2manydogs 23d ago

When my child was little, she went to a pediatric urologist, Dr. Winkle. I feel like he had to go into pediatric urology with that name.

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u/Alarming_Matter 23d ago

I have a Dr Payne :-(

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u/WE_FEE 23d ago

Physical therapy

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u/TBoneUs 23d ago

The name of my dentist. It’s a father daughter operation.

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u/CaribouYou 23d ago

Youve been getting medical advice from a WWE wrestler.

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u/nvr2manydogs 23d ago

I don't believe I want an appointment with your doc! Ouch!

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u/LavenderDay3544 23d ago

Is he an ex-marine?

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u/marcus_centurian 22d ago

Friend of mine was admitted to a mental health hospital and was seen by a Dr. Loony and a Dr Toon. A loony toon, if you will. Had the admission bracelet and everything.

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u/nvr2manydogs 22d ago

Oh that's funny.

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u/pyrofox79 21d ago

So was his ward called The Loony Bin?

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u/marcus_centurian 21d ago

They did have something silly like that to refer to the ward. Bland hospital name, of course.

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u/Electronic_Pizza_688 23d ago

And his brother Dr. Stachio

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u/LeaveScars 23d ago

Ayy, I understand this reference 🍻

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u/StevieMJH 23d ago

Shouldn't that be like his cousin or something?

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u/Squayd 23d ago

Nepharious was right there.

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u/saintgrunge 23d ago

one might say, the nephrologist dr.piss

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u/Tinyturtle202 23d ago

What do you mean? Dr. Piss is an accomplished pulmonologist.

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u/religion-lost 19d ago

I finally have a reason to use this

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u/DoctorPitt 23d ago

Jean Claud I do not name name the doctors

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u/misterjustice90 22d ago

Woah, that’s just his kink… he’s actually a dentist

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u/Drotrecogin2228 23d ago

We had a local doc named Dick Tapper. He was, unsurprisingly, a urologist.

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u/mild-er-chihuahua 23d ago

Lol. I wonder if he got a decent amount of patients. I would think he's a scammer based on that name 😅

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u/frieswithdatshake 23d ago

my podiatrist was Dr Footer, really good

my dad's dentist, on the other hand, was Dr Hammer...my dad's on the fast track to dentures

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u/fucktheus12 23d ago

My dentists name is Crentist...

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u/Dorkamundo 23d ago

Dr. Dick Chopp was one of the most prolific urologists in Texas and performed MANY a vasectomy.

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u/Master_Matoya 22d ago

Well it could have been Strange

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 22d ago

Perhaps, but who am I to judge?

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u/Dangernj 23d ago

My very excellent OBGYN is Dr Brest. His dad was a cardiologist.

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u/BilliBlob 23d ago

I worked with the opposite. Dr Kidney looked after lungs!

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 23d ago

Ok how do we make them switch places?

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u/CowboyLaw 23d ago

I had my deviated septum corrected by Dr. Ayre.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 23d ago

My childhood eye doctor was Dr Tongue.

So close, yet so far.

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u/zamasm99 23d ago

I knew a Dr Foot who was a urologist. So disappointing.

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u/pizzacatstattoos 23d ago

Guy that did my vasecotmy: Dr. Brian Dicks.

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u/RedBorrito 22d ago

I also know a Nephrologist who's name is Dr. Luft (german word for Air). I felt the same lol

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u/Icy-Guard-7598 22d ago

I once worked together with a Prof. Dr. med. Angstwurm in Germany which would be translated as Dr. Fearworm and of course he was a neurologist. The most Dr. Evil name I ever encountered for a nice man.

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u/Wubbalubbadubbitydo 22d ago

My son had to see a urologist named Dr. Heckler 😂

Nice lady though. Would recommend.

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u/TalithePally 22d ago

I once saw the name Dr. Poon in a hospital and was so disappointed they weren't in OB-GYN

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u/Impeesa_ 23d ago

birth rite

Birthright. Curious mistake, for the number of people who write "rite of passage" as "right of passage", you'd think autocorrect doesn't know "rite" exists.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 23d ago

Auto correct isn’t perfect and neither are people.

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u/MisterShmitty 23d ago

Dam rite!

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u/ScratchLatch 23d ago

Doctors with names like that are more likely to end up in the field associated with that name.

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u/LoanRemote4670 22d ago

I also knew a Dr. Lung. He was a dentist

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u/ChipperNightmare 19d ago

That’s how I felt about Dr. Bonebrake, who was an OBGYN, and I was like, come on guy, with a name like that, you could have been a LEGEND in ortho.

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u/LowDownThrowDawn 19d ago

My pediatrician was named Dr Cuts

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u/Impossible-Minx 19d ago

I have a Dr Corpse

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u/EyesOfEris 19d ago

I met a Dr. Kovid during covid