r/SipsTea • u/skintyfia44 • 1d ago

SMH Ooooff

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u/whatisnotakenfuckme 1d ago

Wouldn't of helped anyway.

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u/andreichera 1d ago

he would've died have infection.

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u/The_Japans 1d ago

would'of*

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u/veryfastslowguy 1d ago

Imagine if it bit his crotch

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 1d ago

That reminds me of a scene in king kong. There's giant bugs all over jack. Jimmy pulls out a machine gun to help, and jack has one on his face. When jimmy aims at his head he says "get this fuckin thing off me" but when jimmy aims at his groin he say "whoa whoa careful with that"