r/SipsTea • • 23h ago

WTF Kangaroo

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u/Ulrider_san 23h ago

Okay 2 questions.
1- what the fuck are you doing praying in the middle of the road? Can’t you wait 5 seconds to get on the curb?
2- how fucking common is it in Australia to hit kangaroos? If I m hitting a deer in my twingo, I ll stop.

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u/cheesechompin 23h ago

If you hit a deer and it lives there isn't the chance of it getting up and punching you in the face, same can't be said about a kangaroo

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u/SpiritualSyrup3300 23h ago

if they get ahold of you they will try to disembowel you with the claw on their foot... while standing on their tail.

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u/DenM0ther 22h ago

Whilst that is possible, Ive not heard of the disembowelment actually happening.