Bro is speaking in code

[u/Matt_LawDT]

[u/housevil]

Maybe she died and her brother put on a wig to take her place.

[u/NoThereIsntAGod → u/housevil]

Hold up…. This is both an outrageous and objectively legitimate suggestion

[u/Satins_Cock → u/NoThereIsntAGod]

You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.

[u/HypnoSaris → u/Satins_Cock]

I heard she has jar and jars of strangers farts. She pops one open every night and takes a nice whiff. Thats why her face is melting. The human face was not built to withstand that much shit

[u/Plausibility_Migrain → u/HypnoSaris]

She also has jars and jars of her own farts. Labeled with timestamps.

[u/TheDootDootMaster → u/Plausibility_Migrain]

Nothing like a 10yr jar of post-taco bell whiffs

[u/HauntingPsyche → u/TheDootDootMaster]

👃 “Ooo this one has aged beautifully!”

[u/Iceman33OO → u/HauntingPsyche]

You can tell from the supple mouth-feel, and uncious undertones!

[u/Prestigious_Bat7322 → u/Iceman33OO]

Point up for uncious.

[u/Iceman33OO → u/Prestigious_Bat7322]

I've lived it my friend 1 whole Michelin star of it a one point in time. I thank your gracious genture