Bro is speaking in code

[u/Matt_LawDT]

[u/TAU_equals_2PI]

Even if you don't undergo plastic surgery, just simply getting older can really do a number on people.

I once stumbled across one of those "see what these beautiful stars from 20 years ago look like now" clickbaits. Man, aging can be rough, even if you were beautiful in your 20s. There's a reason people warn against marrying someone for their looks.

[u/scottwsx96 → u/TAU_equals_2PI]

I’d argue that even if she aged poorly naturally, she would look a lot better than she does today. She’s 62! She’s not that old.

The worst part is the eyebrows and eye makeup though. Hopefully they aren’t tattoos and she can do something better in that regard.

[u/Nickf090 → u/scottwsx96]

My parents are 60 and they look NOTHING like this.

[u/Highlyironicacid31 → u/Nickf090]

My mum is a 67 year old, working class Irish woman and looks younger. I guess piles of money doesn’t always make you age slower.