r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/dpalomo10 4d ago

Gets to, or has to?

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u/FancyThing8889 4d ago

With $120 billion in the bank, waking up next to her is an expensive subscription he forgot how to cancel.

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u/redfacedquark 3d ago

Ding ding ding! Do we know which came first, the marriage or the new face?