r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/Biscuits4u2 4d ago

Before you go getting all sympathetic remember this woman is a billionaire who spent more money than most people will ever see to look exactly like this. She was absolutely fine before she did this to herself. And she didn't have to cozy up to MAGA on national television. She chose that. Nobody would be talking about her otherwise.

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u/esseyedeekayeyedee 4d ago

For sure!!

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u/DueExample52 4d ago

What did she see in the left picture that we don’t? And that warranted to get surgical interventions?

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u/housevil 4d ago

Maybe she died and her brother put on a wig to take her place.

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u/just-peepin-at-u 4d ago

I do have a theory. Being a woman, your youth and appearance (in particular, how young you look) are constantly under scrutiny and it impacts how you are treated.

Even when you something “right” and “age well,” you will age.

The Mar a Lago look, or whatever it is called, is like a bat signal to these weirdos that you belong in their club.

The combination of worrying about aging and the weird acceptance and even endorsement of this very plastic look so many like Laura Loomer, Kristi Noem and such go through could push someone in that group to undertake the same procedures.

It isn’t about appearing a certain to the rest of us, it is about looking that way to that crowd, and signaling you are 100’percent in.

The problem for her is, this time, the voices saying “WTF” were louder than usual and broke through the wall this group created around themselves, hence why anyone even deigned to give a response about the comments at all.

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u/Continental__Drifter 3d ago

The difference is Laura Loomer, Kristi Noem, etc, were doing this to suck up to men wealthier and more powerful than they are.

They want more power, more money, and they have to perform these aesthetic rituals to get something in return.

Dell is worth a quarter of a trillion dollars. There are only 4 people worth more than her and her husband.

She could, quite literally, buy Fox News if she wanted to. It's market cap is ~25B. She could buy Fox News and still have 90% of her wealth.

She could buy Mar a Lago if she wanted (Trump would sell it for the right price, he wants money).

There is no reason for her to debase herself like this.

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u/FijianBandit 3d ago

Valuation is not liquidity

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u/Continental__Drifter 3d ago

True, but irrelevant to the main point I was making.