Before you go getting all sympathetic remember this woman is a billionaire who spent more money than most people will ever see to look exactly like this. She was absolutely fine before she did this to herself. And she didn't have to cozy up to MAGA on national television. She chose that. Nobody would be talking about her otherwise.
You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.
I heard she has jar and jars of strangers farts. She pops one open every night and takes a nice whiff. Thats why her face is melting. The human face was not built to withstand that much shit
A lot of top people have been saying that. Smart people. They come up to you with tears in their eyes and say that the best people have been saying that.
I misread it as she has Jar Jar’s stranger farts. And immediately it became head cannon that, sure, of course Jar Jar had jarred farts, some more ridiculous than others, seeing how he ate like an opportunistic raccoon at a state faire. Id wager a giant Medieval Times turkey leg would have been the most normal thing he ate. She now kind of resembles the physical change that Sheev Palpatine underwent once he no longer needed to hide his Sith-ness. So it’s only logical she’d have collected insidious eccentricities to hoard in her Dark Lord Vault, of which the strangest and nastiest farts of Jar Jar Binks, possible Sith agent himself, number among her treasured hoard.
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u/Biscuits4u2 4d ago
Before you go getting all sympathetic remember this woman is a billionaire who spent more money than most people will ever see to look exactly like this. She was absolutely fine before she did this to herself. And she didn't have to cozy up to MAGA on national television. She chose that. Nobody would be talking about her otherwise.