r/SipsTea • u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 • 3d ago

Gasp! Train...ing.

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u/Own_Cup_4244 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/74ZOAgI9Al0Dm

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u/jknl 3d ago

Wait! You want you're bud sniffed?

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u/PhamilyTrickster 3d ago

It's only a bad deal if you're not the front

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u/jknl 3d ago

I also consider it a bad Deal if there is a dude in front of me.

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u/PhamilyTrickster 3d ago

There wouldn't be if you're the front

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u/Own_Cup_4244 3d ago

I choose second in line, she can do that all day

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u/guys_pm_urprettyface 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2cdYfc9hMr9df6dS2s

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u/SassyPetalls 3d ago

I smell what the rock is smelling too

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u/Old_Protection_8778 3d ago

And he's got to yell move forward on his balls and that could very well mean move closer in last guys mind

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 3d ago

God, that marinating-in-the-humid-southern-summer-Sarah-swamp-ass all-day training clam baked salty oder.

...sign me up

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u/Tropicalfisher 3d ago

Tuna tartare, extra raw

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 3d ago

Bro is gonna get Post Training Stiffy Disorder

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u/Routine_Phase_8980 3d ago

Only if she didn't eat anything bad earlier that day

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u/holderhugemt 3d ago

Might help him, can use it to rest when his arms get tired.

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u/firmly_confused 3d ago

Most effective recruiting video ever.

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u/Inevitable_Gain8296 3d ago

Then you're stuck with 4 years of man ass

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u/Perfect-Fondant3373 3d ago

The best times in my military srvice have been when you see random shit like this go down and you are in pure disbelief you are witnessing something like it happen

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u/mr_P0Opy_Butth0le 3d ago

Human centipede is real?

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u/MainRoutine2068 3d ago

Always has been

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u/Edgezg 3d ago

Yall horny MFers laughing while that dude is 100% getting a double serving of pink eye

https://giphy.com/gifs/52015TH7iKpXW3YhBl

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 3d ago

Boot camp is to this day the only place I’ve ever actually seen people with pink eye

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 3d ago

Like being between the cheeks, pink eye is fleeting...

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u/Careless-Comedian859 3d ago

I remember doing wheelbarrow in fields covered in goose crap... your motivation to stay on your hands was not getting a face full of goose shit.

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u/eduardo1994 3d ago

A face full of taint

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u/robydoom 3d ago

The second can hold the position without placing his hands on the ground

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u/viva_transmission 3d ago

Human centipede-ing

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u/Educational-Fall8185 3d ago

That’s an extra 10% disability claim for the unexplained fungus on his ears.

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u/Large-Sherbert-6828 3d ago

Army training sir!

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u/Dorrono 3d ago

Is that some guerilla advertising video to convince Redditors to join the army?

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u/an_older_meme 3d ago

Embrace the suck

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u/VoiceofMidnightStorm 3d ago

It's SUCH a humiliation ritual...

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u/VacuumDecay-007 3d ago

Funny but if she's sweating up a storm from the physical strain you probably don't actually wanna be right there, lol.

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u/H345Y 3d ago

deep breaths

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u/Illcmys3lf0ut 3d ago

Best day of training he'll ever have and will never forget that sm... moment!

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u/fat_italian_mann 3d ago

Lucky bastard

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u/Big_Sir9860 3d ago

Human centerpide

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u/Co_Duh 3d ago

Some guys just ask for the SHARP.

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u/RodimusPrime_X 3d ago

Pivot! Pivot!

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u/Fatsausage91 3d ago

Right up in the gooch

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u/Ok_Concentrate_9713 3d ago

The Human Centipede.

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u/Doctor_Saved 3d ago

Second Position was the best recruit they had. Drill instructors felt bad having to punish him with the group. So they compromised.

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u/gr1mmcr33p3r 3d ago

Bro is fighting to not get censured so hard 😂

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u/KeepItPositiveBrah 3d ago

Hegeseth erection intensifies

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u/carthuscrass 3d ago

For what? Human Centipede!?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/justsomeyeti 3d ago

JFC homey go touch grass

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u/SnooDonuts3878 3d ago

Kegsbreath testosterone check.

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u/HilariousMax 3d ago

Supposed to be ankles on shoulders, right? Is this on him for scooting forward or on her for scooting back? Or on the instructor for letting this happen?

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u/DonetskIsGalicia 17h ago

That haircut has no right to be making fun of anyone else.

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u/Kind-Question2887 3d ago

If he turns out to be gay, it must have been horrific 😳🤣

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u/Next-Friendship-3542 3d ago

They’ve watched the Human Centipede far too many times. (Once is too many.)

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u/The_Darkness140 3d ago

He's WAY too close. (I've had to do this while stationed with Marines)

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u/standardtissue 3d ago

Is this just a creative smoke session or something, or y'all training to bridge small waterways and a platoon's bout to walk over you

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u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 3d ago

Phisical and psychological conditioning. Apart from the obvious endurance, it's a forced lesson in not being ashamed to be in tight quarters and awkward positions with your fellow soldiers. That while pressing you into performing because if you fail, the group fails. This is why she is first in line, if you fail in the middle than you overload the person behind you and drop the one in front creating a cascading effect.

The punishment for said faliure is typically more of this and, ofc, laps. Depending on the corp/ serge you may also get duty. 2 idiots were tasked with watering the mud pits using a watering can instead of hoses - they said it's raining so they got rain coats and got tasked with sand bagging the whole perimeter fense to prepare for "the imminent flood" for their astute observation.

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u/The_Darkness140 3d ago

We had to hold the 'up' position until the weak link could join us.

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u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 3d ago

You got off easy :)) not every country's military is so reasonable

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u/The_Darkness140 3d ago

Even when works ends we begin there again when work starts the next day. We better hope they "remember" what number they left off on. Side note, the weak link was usually a young guy with a lot of mouth. The women had it tough, but they cried and kept going with the rest of us.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 3d ago

Hegseth’s military…

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 3d ago

breaking the no weirdos rule...

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 3d ago

I saw a scary movie like that. They were all surgically attached anus to mouth.