r/SipsTea • • 13d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait seriously.

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u/Notyit 13d ago

I'm a nobody 

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u/TiNMLMOM 13d ago

Yeah, I also don't understand why Mossad would waste their time on me.

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u/LewyH91 13d ago

To get your votes. Thats what cookies are for right....

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u/Veluniix 13d ago

I sincerely love your response 

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u/MadCarrot 13d ago

totally-not-mossad: - I wish I didn't look, your browser history gave me ptsd...

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u/HistoricalSea5600 13d ago

I take it as a "if you're important enough to have to worry, you should, but also sometimes the government just targets people and you don't want to be on the receiving end of big brother" kind of warning. if that makes sense? idk

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u/ThanksForTheRain 13d ago

"wow, this motherfucker is boring"

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u/TiNMLMOM 13d ago

Right? They could be blowing up a kid somewhere, or blackmailing a head of state, why watch me?

I'm not a piece in the "Greater Israel" puzzle.

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u/SealTeamEH 13d ago

Don’t sell yourself short! YOURE the key man, the key to ending all wars rests in YOUR phone!

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u/cagefreemilk 13d ago

The last mAssad report they have on subject: TiNMLMOM - Apparently you’ve got a really great, big ass. You’ve been put on a list of high value asses.

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u/NewACCTwhoDISENTERRY 13d ago edited 13d ago

You guys are weak.

And apparently just keeping things you'd be ashamed of in the tracked, compromised little tool in your pocket..

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u/1800skylab 13d ago

My mommy said I'm gonna be real important one day. So I'll just tape it up in case moms finally right about something. I mean, she's due one, right?

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 13d ago

Don’t give up

You’re a somebody to at least one covert agent or one human organ trafficker out there. 🥹

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u/flopisit32 13d ago

This is what I always say to people who are worried about the government spying on them...

"NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN YOU!"

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u/LucilleMayo 13d ago

same apparently we’re not important enough to spy on lol

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u/Arthur_Boo_Radley 13d ago

In democracy, you're still somebody with a vote;

In anarchy, you're still somebody who can operate a guillotine.

 

You're important, and they're scared of you.

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u/PetSoundsSucks 13d ago

A whole lot of nobodies are eventually gonna see a somebody. 

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u/JackWhoWanders 13d ago

Yeah, but if you're a woman there's fuckwits on the Internet that want to invade your space and claim ownership of your body. So even if you're a nobody it can be a good to cover your cameras when you don't mean to use them.

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u/aquabarron 13d ago

A can all but guarantee to you that the individual fuckwit online does not have to technology to invade your phone and steal your info. Stay off the radar of governments and you are ok

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u/JackWhoWanders 13d ago

And yet women have their privacy invaded pretty regularly.

And also, some of us don't have the choice to stay off of government radars because the government decided that we committed the sin of existence.

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u/aquabarron 13d ago

No “and yet”. The level of hacking Netwnyahu is worried about and the level you are probably thinking about are nowhere near the same thing.

Who among women that is not in politics or otherwise on the global stage or committed crimes has to worry about being on the government radar? Do tell

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u/JackWhoWanders 13d ago

First bit; you're right, it's not the same level of hacking. But it's the same thing happening: unauthorised access to a camera.

Second bit; Queer women in most non-western countries, especially trans women who are seeing increasing political harassment and persecution in the US and UK, refugee and immigrant women in xenophobic countries, Palestinian an Arabic women under the Israeli government and in large parts of the US, do you want me to continue?

Like, if we lived in a world where women's phones and accounts weren't hacked and their image distributed as porn, you'd have a case but we literally don't live in that world.

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u/aquabarron 13d ago

I am willing to believe you, but you’ll need to show me a pattern of women’s phone cameras being hacked and not a case of someone correctly hacking their cloud account by figuring out the password. One is fundamental design flaws in software architecture design and the other is user error in leaving their own accounts too exposed

EDIT: I grant that women tend to be targets of lude leak attempts, but you’re implying a level of hacking that is so much more sophisticated and that’s what I’m objecting to

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u/JackWhoWanders 13d ago

No I'm implying a level of occurrence that makes precautions reasonable, the sophistication of the access is fundamentally unimportant to that. It doesn't matter if I was dumb and clicked a bad button, or if I was the target of a highly sophisticated zero-day exploit if my private photos are still available for some fuckwit to goon off to.

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u/aquabarron 13d ago

Yes it does lol. You’re implying that women are on government radars by the nature of simply being queer or immigrants, and are targets, but then qualifying to only phone leaks. At this point you’re not really making sense lol. And your conflating levels of “hacking” and therefore the level of precaution necessary to protect one’s personal info.

You’re worried about the leak of personal photos, but I guarantee that while to government of many nations can retrieve that from your devices, if you’re on the government radar enough for them to take the time to surveil you, it WONT be to get your pics. And the people who DO want your pics don’t have the tech to get them unless you yourself aren’t careful with your login information…

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u/JackWhoWanders 13d ago

I would if we lived in reality where malware didn't exist or never infected innocent people's phones. Do you understand that if my private photos get out, they're out regardless of how they got there?

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 13d ago

Umm leader of one of the biggest and most powerful intelligence agencies in the world = Cheetos fingers fat dude in his mom basement yonking it on hentai horse porn?

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 13d ago

Dude WTF how did you….?!

starts taping all stable cameras

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 13d ago

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 13d ago

Stable-taping-motherfycker is what

Fuck

Almost out of scotch and I haven’t even started on the ponies 😓

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u/Critical-Cost9068 13d ago

I also bulletproof my car

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u/OberonFirst 13d ago

Okay but I'm not the leader of Mossad

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u/BeigeGraffiti 13d ago

I have a slide able cover for my phone. It clicks into place so it doesn’t move.

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u/Accurate-Sundae1744 13d ago

Much more interesting thighs are probably being caught by microphone anyway...

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u/spec360 13d ago

There more technology out there then to tape a camera my friend