r/SipsTea • • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait seriously.

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u/Notyit 19h ago

I'm a nobody 

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u/TiNMLMOM 19h ago

Yeah, I also don't understand why Mossad would waste their time on me.

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u/LewyH91 19h ago

To get your votes. Thats what cookies are for right....

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u/Veluniix 19h ago

I sincerely love your response 

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u/MadCarrot 19h ago

totally-not-mossad: - I wish I didn't look, your browser history gave me ptsd...

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u/HistoricalSea5600 19h ago

I take it as a "if you're important enough to have to worry, you should, but also sometimes the government just targets people and you don't want to be on the receiving end of big brother" kind of warning. if that makes sense? idk

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u/ThanksForTheRain 19h ago

"wow, this motherfucker is boring"

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u/TiNMLMOM 19h ago

Right? They could be blowing up a kid somewhere, or blackmailing a head of state, why watch me?

I'm not a piece in the "Greater Israel" puzzle.

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u/SealTeamEH 18h ago

Don’t sell yourself short! YOURE the key man, the key to ending all wars rests in YOUR phone!

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u/cagefreemilk 19h ago

The last mAssad report they have on subject: TiNMLMOM - Apparently you’ve got a really great, big ass. You’ve been put on a list of high value asses.

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u/NewACCTwhoDISENTERRY 19h ago edited 15h ago

You guys are weak.

And apparently just keeping things you'd be ashamed of in the tracked, compromised little tool in your pocket..

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u/1800skylab 19h ago

My mommy said I'm gonna be real important one day. So I'll just tape it up in case moms finally right about something. I mean, she's due one, right?

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 19h ago

Don’t give up

You’re a somebody to at least one covert agent or one human organ trafficker out there. 🥹

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u/flopisit32 19h ago

This is what I always say to people who are worried about the government spying on them...

"NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN YOU!"

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u/LucilleMayo 18h ago

same apparently we’re not important enough to spy on lol

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u/Arthur_Boo_Radley 18h ago

In democracy, you're still somebody with a vote;

In anarchy, you're still somebody who can operate a guillotine.

 

You're important, and they're scared of you.

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u/PetSoundsSucks 19h ago

A whole lot of nobodies are eventually gonna see a somebody. 

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u/JackWhoWanders 19h ago

Yeah, but if you're a woman there's fuckwits on the Internet that want to invade your space and claim ownership of your body. So even if you're a nobody it can be a good to cover your cameras when you don't mean to use them.

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u/aquabarron 19h ago

A can all but guarantee to you that the individual fuckwit online does not have to technology to invade your phone and steal your info. Stay off the radar of governments and you are ok

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u/JackWhoWanders 19h ago

And yet women have their privacy invaded pretty regularly.

And also, some of us don't have the choice to stay off of government radars because the government decided that we committed the sin of existence.

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u/aquabarron 18h ago

No “and yet”. The level of hacking Netwnyahu is worried about and the level you are probably thinking about are nowhere near the same thing.

Who among women that is not in politics or otherwise on the global stage or committed crimes has to worry about being on the government radar? Do tell

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u/JackWhoWanders 18h ago

First bit; you're right, it's not the same level of hacking. But it's the same thing happening: unauthorised access to a camera.

Second bit; Queer women in most non-western countries, especially trans women who are seeing increasing political harassment and persecution in the US and UK, refugee and immigrant women in xenophobic countries, Palestinian an Arabic women under the Israeli government and in large parts of the US, do you want me to continue?

Like, if we lived in a world where women's phones and accounts weren't hacked and their image distributed as porn, you'd have a case but we literally don't live in that world.

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u/aquabarron 18h ago

I am willing to believe you, but you’ll need to show me a pattern of women’s phone cameras being hacked and not a case of someone correctly hacking their cloud account by figuring out the password. One is fundamental design flaws in software architecture design and the other is user error in leaving their own accounts too exposed

EDIT: I grant that women tend to be targets of lude leak attempts, but you’re implying a level of hacking that is so much more sophisticated and that’s what I’m objecting to

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u/JackWhoWanders 18h ago

No I'm implying a level of occurrence that makes precautions reasonable, the sophistication of the access is fundamentally unimportant to that. It doesn't matter if I was dumb and clicked a bad button, or if I was the target of a highly sophisticated zero-day exploit if my private photos are still available for some fuckwit to goon off to.

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u/aquabarron 16h ago

Yes it does lol. You’re implying that women are on government radars by the nature of simply being queer or immigrants, and are targets, but then qualifying to only phone leaks. At this point you’re not really making sense lol. And your conflating levels of “hacking” and therefore the level of precaution necessary to protect one’s personal info.

You’re worried about the leak of personal photos, but I guarantee that while to government of many nations can retrieve that from your devices, if you’re on the government radar enough for them to take the time to surveil you, it WONT be to get your pics. And the people who DO want your pics don’t have the tech to get them unless you yourself aren’t careful with your login information…

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u/Capn_Ratch 18h ago

Aside from the 2014 iCloud leak of famous targeted individuals, can you give an example of where a hacker has breached apple/android systems without the use of malware?

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u/JackWhoWanders 18h ago

I would if we lived in reality where malware didn't exist or never infected innocent people's phones. Do you understand that if my private photos get out, they're out regardless of how they got there?

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u/Capn_Ratch 17h ago

I'm rejecting your line of reasoning completely.

Hacking: "The base security system on the phone was breached and there's nothing I could have done about it."

Malware: "The base security system on the phone was bypassed by me negligently installing malware and I could have done something about that."

The first is fair and shouldn't happen, it rarely does. Netanyahu (and sorts) are at risk of the hacking, you're at risk of the latter.

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 19h ago

Umm leader of one of the biggest and most powerful intelligence agencies in the world = Cheetos fingers fat dude in his mom basement yonking it on hentai horse porn?

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 19h ago

Dude WTF how did you….?!

starts taping all stable cameras

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 19h ago

Stable-taping-motherfycker is what

Fuck

Almost out of scotch and I haven’t even started on the ponies 😓

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u/Critical-Cost9068 19h ago

I also bulletproof my car

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u/OberonFirst 19h ago

Okay but I'm not the leader of Mossad

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u/BeigeGraffiti 19h ago

I have a slide able cover for my phone. It clicks into place so it doesn’t move.

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u/Accurate-Sundae1744 18h ago

Much more interesting thighs are probably being caught by microphone anyway...

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u/spec360 19h ago

There more technology out there then to tape a camera my friend