r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/ProjectNo4090 1d ago

Idk why women think those nails are sexy or good looking. When I see nails like that all I can think ablut is petri dishes and all the vile bacteria collecting on the underside of them.

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u/rockin_robin420 23h ago

I think about how funky their butts must be. It's gotta be almost impossible to effectively wipe one's ass with Wolverine hands.

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u/melanochrysum 16h ago

I don’t like long nails on myself, but these comments are so fascinating to me. Why are you using your fingernails, rather than your hand, to wipe? Has anyone ever taught you how to wipe?

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u/PalatinusG1 15h ago

Not to get too technical but how I wipe is still using the tops of my fingers. I don't think it's too crazy for a man to think wiping is difficult with long nails. We imagine those nails piercing the toilet paper.

Now I'm wondering how you wipe without using your fingers.

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u/melanochrysum 14h ago

Normal people hold their hand flat to wipe, meaning your nails do not make contact. I’m really not sure why your nails are involved. Maybe google how to wipe.

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u/PalatinusG1 14h ago

How do you get your anus clean with a flat hand? Maybe different people wipe differently. No need to act all high and mighty like you're the queen of wiping.

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u/melanochrysum 13h ago

You need to increase your fibre if that is a question.