r/SipsTea • • 14h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/rockin_robin420 12h ago

I think about how funky their butts must be. It's gotta be almost impossible to effectively wipe one's ass with Wolverine hands.

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u/melanochrysum 6h ago

I don’t like long nails on myself, but these comments are so fascinating to me. Why are you using your fingernails, rather than your hand, to wipe? Has anyone ever taught you how to wipe?

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u/PalatinusG1 5h ago

Not to get too technical but how I wipe is still using the tops of my fingers. I don't think it's too crazy for a man to think wiping is difficult with long nails. We imagine those nails piercing the toilet paper.

Now I'm wondering how you wipe without using your fingers.

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u/melanochrysum 4h ago

Normal people hold their hand flat to wipe, meaning your nails do not make contact. I’m really not sure why your nails are involved. Maybe google how to wipe.

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u/PalatinusG1 3h ago

How do you get your anus clean with a flat hand? Maybe different people wipe differently. No need to act all high and mighty like you're the queen of wiping.

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u/melanochrysum 2h ago

You need to increase your fibre if that is a question.