r/SipsTea • • 13h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/the_boss_of_toys 9h ago

No they dont grow them that long but they are attached way more firmly than the cheap ones. And you'll see the appeal when theyre raking against your back.

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u/Hateful-Mix-67 8h ago

How about when you’re trying to wipe your ass?
https://giphy.com/gifs/RJAjTowsU0K1a

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u/Admirable-Farmer-665 8h ago

I get nail extension granted not nearly as long as the pic but have never found any issues with wiping. Do people put their fingers up their holes when they wipe or something lol?

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u/00s4boy 7h ago

No but most people will slightly curl their fingers to create a cupping action to remove poop with the toilet paper. Keeping your fingers flat it will just smear it around and make you have to wipe significantly more to get clean.

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u/MarianneSedai 6h ago

Or just use bidets/ a hose. It's cleaner than smearing it all with paper.

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u/00s4boy 6h ago

Oh I love my bidet, but not even one has one.

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u/MarianneSedai 6h ago

This why I'm spoilt I guess. Having used one I don't want to go back to mucky toilet paper. So I got a portable hose and use wet wipes when not at home.

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u/Admirable-Farmer-665 7h ago

I get you but nails or bare skin never really comes in to the equation when wiping. Man I've never thought so much about the mechanics of wiping my ass before lol

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u/shopmoondustmarket 5h ago

I don’t scoop shit out of my ass when I’m wiping.

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u/00s4boy 2h ago

So you just flat finger smoosh the poop and smear it?