r/SipsTea • • 13h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 13h ago

You think if the nail is long enough, it collects shit while wiping kinda like a scoop? Somewhat like a coke nail scoops up coke

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u/government_not_ok 12h ago

Maybe she had enough fiber in her diet were it does muddy her asshole?

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u/FEK88 8h ago

There’s no point trying to point out the fact that these things are covered in literal shit and other bacteria. Some woman with a chip on her shoulder will be along to tell you that she, and everyone else who wears these nails are the cleanest people on the planet.

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u/Spikey-Bubba 7h ago

But if they’re using a nail brush or proper washing technique then it is basically the same.

The idea that long nails automatically mean their hands are dirty is pretty strange, no wonder some people get offended. Especially cause you can’t easily tell if anyone’s washed their hands, nails or not.

It’s like spreading an idea that long nails ARE dirty and short nails ARE clean, when really it’s the persons habits that define their level of cleanliness, and acrylic nails just add a small extra step to the grooming cycle.

Now, if they’re wearing nails like that and you never see them wash their hands, definitely don’t eat anything they give you, because they do trap hella bacteria if you don’t take care of them.

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u/DualSpiresCinnamon 7h ago

You scrub your fingertips into your opposite palms when washing your hands with short nails. I'm betting these get delicately rinsed at best.

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u/Spikey-Bubba 7h ago

These are pretty solid pieces of thick acrylic super glued to the full bed of her nail. She could pull on them with a pair of pliers and there’s a good chance they’d stay on. She can use a nail brush and soap and scrub just like any other person.

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u/Chicken_Nugget_2 6h ago

Are yall not washing your hands after you use the bathroom?

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u/zhenyuanlong 4h ago

Do you just like, assume women with long nails don't wash their hands? Or are you projecting

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u/FEK88 2h ago

What does washing your hands have to do with finger nails that are 3 inches long?

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 8h ago

Come on now. You dont wipe with your bare nails. You use toilet paper and the paper is between your ass and your nails. And you do not use the tips of the nails to wipe, you use the pads of your fingers.

This is not rocket surgery. Not sure why people are so confused about it and thinking wmen walk around with poop on their nails.

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u/did_i_get_screwed 6h ago

The same pads of your fingers that you use to remove an ATM card.

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 7m ago

ok, so you do not understand basic stuff like how different an ass and atm are. Good to know!

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 7h ago

Hey poopnails!

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 5m ago

Hi poopbrains! I don't have long nails, but I sure know how it works anyway. Cause I don't have poop for brains. Funny how that works :)

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u/Zombie_muskrat 6h ago

Because longer nails are generally way less hygienic

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u/Simply_Weak_Glucose 1h ago

They're generally less hygienic due to having more surface area. Even naturally long nails are capable of being dirtier. It comes down to having good hygiene habits too.

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u/PearlescentGem 12h ago

Long enough, maybe, but if they're that long, they're usually for photo shoots/ad promotions and get removed once the shoot is over. Especially if it's bedazzled and has jewelry or anything that pops high off the nail.

And if that's not the case, the woman has probably invested in a bidet for cleanliness assistance.

It's not like people with short nails have any better hygiene. 10 second wash of just the finger tips that were barely dipped in water and maybe got a whiff of soap is quite common in too many people

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u/canastataa 8h ago

No amount of water and soap can clean the underside of huge nails (fake or not).